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Auntie Zeituni’s Amnesty

Zeituni Onyango, Barack’s “Auntie Zeituni” from Dreams from My Father,” has just been granted asylum, reversing her 2004 deportation as an illegal alien (see Asher Embry’s “Dreams From My Father’s Sister” on the February 5, 2010 AmSpecBlog). In the immortal words of Gomer Pyle: “Surprise, surprise, surprise!” 

Auntie Zeituni’s Amnesty
By Asher Embry

Surprise, surprise, as we now see
Obama’s aunt gets amnesty.
Get used to what’ll be the norm
When O’s amigos get “Reform.”
One down. It won’t be long before
O tries the same for millions more.

(You can read more of Asher Embry’s Political Verse at www.politicalverse.com.)

View all comments (14) |

Tim*| 5.17.10 @ 5:47PM

While we all love Aunt Zeituni's Pancakes & Syrup , she needs to open her Pancake Houses In Kenya.

Paevo| 5.17.10 @ 6:05PM

She could hire O's half-brother as chef. After all, he lives in a shack and desperately needs gainful employment, as he receives no help from his narcissistic celebrity sibling...

Barack| 5.17.10 @ 11:48PM

See Aunt Zeituni ,told ya I'd spring ya.

Aunt Zeituni| 5.18.10 @ 1:05AM

It'd be real nice if you'd give me a little help now and then, Barack. Tightwad.

Michelle| 5.18.10 @ 6:53AM

Aw Shut Ip Ya Old Kenyan Witch. I Made Barack Spend That Money On The Dog .

Rahm| 5.18.10 @ 2:13PM

I say we Death Panel the old bag!

Bob Belvedere | 5.18.10 @ 8:26PM

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