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The House of Representatives is hearing testimony about its “Potty Parity Act,” which (according to the Bill’s sponsors) creates more federal women’s restrooms to combat “abdominal pain, and greater risk of cystitis and other urinary tract infections that, if left untreated, can cause renal damage.” Is it possible this Bill provides more valuable health care benefits than the ObamaCare bill enacted in March?
“Potty Parity”
By
Asher Embry
We all agree that toilets for the genders should
equate.
We hate to see long lines in which some women have to wait.
We’re glad to see the Congress probing porcelain, tile, and
grout.
That’s where their focus should remain ‘til we can vote them
out.
(You can read more of Asher Embry’s Political Verse at www.politicalverse.com.)
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Pingback| 5.12.10 @ 12:04PM
Twitter Trackbacks for The American Spectator : AmSpecBlog : Potty Parity [spectator links to this page. Here’s an excerpt:
Derek Leaberry| 5.12.10 @ 12:35PM
Not exactly T.T. Eliot but a nice poem, something that Falstaff might say.
Eric Cartman| 5.12.10 @ 2:09PM
I like it - very good. I have also heard that you can get urimisitisi and die! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG6b7KJ1Ah0
Schnauzer Chef| 5.12.10 @ 5:33PM
Are they praying to the porcelain god?
Expforguys| 5.12.10 @ 7:05PM
Women need MORE potties than men because they have to half undress. Or we could just stop making flies that would be parity.
Pingback| 5.14.10 @ 12:32AM
Potty Training Power. | Stress Seminars links to this page. Here’s an excerpt:
Potty Training | 11.14.11 @ 4:43PM
I completely agree, women take longer, we have more bladder issues and we could be pregnant or have children who need to go to the bathroom. It would be great to have more bathrooms!