Dear Esteemed Archon:
Ever since that midnight ceremony in the graveyard where I
swore the Blood Oath — with my hand on Ideas Have
Consequences and three Supreme Court justices in attendance
— I have been loyal to the bylaws of the Vast Right-Wing
Conspiracy, including the Solemn Vow of Silence.
My status as a VRWC Provisional Junior Cadet, of course, does not
permit me access to the Esoteric Protocols known only
to yourself, Mr. Tyrrell and other members of the
Council of Archons. So I’m sure there must be some secret codicil
that permits the Archons to
speak to the Washington Post about our
Conspiracy:
“There is a definite sense that the various parts of the
conservative movement are coming together,” said Regnery, a
leading CAP member.
Obviously, this is exactly what we want them to think,
eh? But speaking for myself and a few others who were at
the Junior Cadet breakfast this morning, we haven’t gotten
any directives about disseminating this new message, and
we’re wondering why. Please keep us in the loop so that we can
maintain the Blood Oath by mindlessly marching in
lockstep.
Your Humble Minion in Eternal Loyalty,
RSM
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Ken (Old Texican)| 2.1.10 @ 12:00PM
Yes, I would like to pass you a decoder ring , Mr. McCain.
I just read a couple of columns over at Big Government, (Breitbart).
First, God bless Rush Limbaugh.
Think of the millions of Americans he has empowered over the years by reflecting our thoughts ...and often articulating them and encouraging us to think the thoughts through.
He may have been one of the key forces that birthed FOX...showed them that they had a solid niche available.
Even though Soros and Obama cashed in first on internet communications, (netroots), the internet in COMBINATION with the tea-party movement looks as though we just might sweep all the America haters away.
The internet has allowed that "center right" national consensus we have all heard about develop, and I'm not sure any of us can imagine the true power we can bring to bear over time....uh, and in hours as well...witness Massachusetts.
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Bob Belvedere | 2.2.10 @ 8:51AM
Stacy: All of us here at WTF-East got the directive yesterday in the early AM. Is the InstaCom chip in your temple not working? The telekenetic signals have been strong for the past...oh, I see, you're only a lowly 'Provisional Junior' Cadet....ah...oops...forget I even spoke.