The American Spectator

S.L. Toddard| 10.27.09 @ 10:18AM

The Bradies looked pretty good the other day. Those interceptions were worrisome, though.

I wonder if Brady's arm is extra-strong from the weight of all those Super Bowl rings.

JohnD| 10.27.09 @ 10:30AM

Judging from the way he cries to the referees every time someone comes near him, I think his wrist is a little limp. Brady is a crybaby, and doesn't belong on a football field if he is afraid of getting hit.

S.L. Toddard| 10.27.09 @ 11:50AM

Yes that poor, limp-wristed crybaby, with his mighty fist festooned with Super Bowl rings and Gizelle Bundchen warming his bed. So very un-manly.

Tsk tsk.

Mike M| 10.27.09 @ 10:35AM

Fail to the Redskins!!!

DC| 10.27.09 @ 10:41AM

SLT: naturally you're a fan of a group of whining cheaters (and they did cheat, and they didn't pay nearly enough in fines/penalties for it because Kraft bribed that greasy bastard Goodell to give them only a slap on their limp wrists), but please keep your homoerotic Brady love where it belongs, in the shriveling, rotting backwater of the country where you and the Patsies fester. Go back to worshipping your paper mache Kennedy shrine.

S.L. Toddard| 10.27.09 @ 11:48AM

Look - I completely understand you here. I used to hate the Yankees in the same way. Sheer excellence has a way of bringing out the most desperate, petty jealousies, which usually manifest themselves in puerile personality attacks and silly allegations, as they have in your post.

Anyway, as a formerly long suffering Red Sox fan, I understand your extreme envy and jealousy, and give you my best wishes in overcoming these defects.

GO PATS.

DC| 10.27.09 @ 12:37PM

SLT: I admire you so much, can I be as cool as you are? Before you answer, try to stay on topic and answer the simple question: did the NFL fine the Patsies for cheating? I'll help you--yes, they did. I contend the fine should have been more severe, as the cheating was repeated, there was not only no apology, but the conduct continued while the fraudulent "investigation" was ongoing, and (also not in dispute) the NFL destroyed the evidence prior to concluding the whitewash. There aren't allegations, they are fact. And unless I missed something, Brady hasn't hoisted anything other than his various bastard children in several years. Excellence? In your dying, pathetic world (are productive people moving in or out of New England, jackass?) maybe that's excellence. I'm jealous of nothing and nobody who moulders about in that wretched armpit of the country, represented by the worst examples of anti-American socialists in the nation's history. You're proud of these people when you ought to be ashamed. Detach and join Canada, please.

S.L. Toddard| 10.27.09 @ 12:43PM

Look, I don't know how to express my empathy any better than I already have. I understand the oppressive, grinding jealousy you suffer. I understand the paralyzing envy. Believe me - if my favorite team were regularly humiliated by such a mighty and implacable foe I might whine and throw temper tantrums as well.

We're not really in disagreement here - I *understand* you, and my pity is sincere.

It's okay, buddy - it will get better. Some day.

S.L. Toddard| 10.27.09 @ 12:48PM

"there was not only no apology"

Haha. Nope! In lieu of an apology, they systematically annihilated sixteen teams in a row in the most dominant and glorious stretch of football in the history of the universe!

That is, until they choked miserably in the Super Bowl. That was unfair, I agree, but I won't resort to petulant whining and woe-is-me self pity. That's not to cast aspersions at you for doing that, of course. Whine away.