Yes, you read the headline right.
Two young, enterprising undercover investigative journalists posed as a pimp and a prostitute and sought the help of ACORN's Baltimore office to set up a brothel.
They told ACORN employees that 13 underage girls from El Salvador were waiting offshore and ACORN was only too happy to help them figure out how to launder money, commit tax fraud, and commit who knows how many other crimes.
The videos, along with commentary, are posted at Andrew Breitbart's new website, Big Government. (Fox News is reporting on it too.)
Pimpin' ain't easy, but ACORN's got to do it.
Meanwhile, a separate article of mine about ACORN's other adventures in criminality and subversion will be posted on Big Government this afternoon.
Missy| 9.10.09 @ 1:01PM
ACORN is the true face of the democrat party.
Sleazeballs.
Oldefarte| 9.10.09 @ 1:03PM
Why does this not surprise me? I'm just surprised that prostitutes would lower themselves to become involved with Acorn!!!!
Pete| 9.10.09 @ 1:14PM
Your tax dollars at work. And the primary reason I think we see a second term for the messiah. Disgusting.
Liberal Reader| 9.10.09 @ 1:14PM
That's right, Vadum. You caught us.
All liberals are about is forcing children into sex slavery.
God you're quick. Nothing gets past you.
Angel| 9.10.09 @ 1:21PM
Where you been, Jeremiah/LR? Been bawling your eyes out over the unceremonious departure of Van Jones? Ran off like a thief in the night, under the cover of darkness! Ha!
Beck's pretty slick, don't ya think? I like Joe Wilson's style, too.
We're going after that commie czar Lloyd next. Just watch.
Disgusted in IL| 9.10.09 @ 1:24PM
@Liberal Reader,
I'm sure there are very few liberals who support international child prostitution trafficking. However, too many seem willing to overlook such behavior if investigating it might interfere with their political objectives.
Pete| 9.10.09 @ 1:26PM
As usual, LR, your post has little to do with the actual subject at hand. It isn't about prostitution, it is about the methods and thought processes employed by a group tied directly to your Messiah. One that claims to be non-partisan. One that claims tax-exempt status. And one that has access to billions in federal funding. Of course everyone with half a brain already knows that ACORN is as corrupt as the master they serve, but this is a nice, over-the-top reminder. Like with the exposure of Van Jones for the radical ass that he is, the mainstream media will likely ignore this story as well, so take heart. But with each exposure of this administration's character, the grass roots opposition grows and grows. It is a good thing.
Kim Robertson| 9.10.09 @ 1:27PM
My two teenage daughters have spent many volunteer hours over the last 2 years fighting and raising awareness about the problems of sex trafficking in the United States. Now they get to find out tonight when they get home from school that they are not only fight the pimps, but also the federal government that is promoting the industry. And Obama wants volunteerism - why exactly when all the good that is being done is being destroyed by groups like Acorn funded by our very own government. It makes me sick and they will be devasted and very angry-which is proabably what is needed.
Angel| 9.10.09 @ 1:31PM
Pimping underage sex slaves your day job, Jeremiah/LR? Makes sense to me; it's just an extension of your job as an Axelrod Astroturf propaganda pimp. Either way you've sold your soul.
Patriot| 9.10.09 @ 1:37PM
Great work, Matt! You're doing the job the corrupt ba$tards in the MSM won't do.
Thank you.
S.L. Toddard| 9.10.09 @ 1:37PM
ACORN is still a very important issue in the right-wing echo chamber. Wow.
Deborah D| 9.10.09 @ 1:40PM
This video should force Democrats to investigate this criminal enterprise, but it would be those who benefit from these criminals investigating the criminals -- so I won't hold my breath.
Nobama| 9.10.09 @ 1:54PM
Toddard's a pimp, too; human excrement personified.
tj| 9.10.09 @ 1:56PM
A copy of this video should be sent to every Gop/ Comiie rat in congress and should be shown on the Gov channel..... before all of Congress maybe then they will STOP FUNDING A--CORN NOW!!! OMG Can it get any more disgusting??
wbfrank| 9.10.09 @ 1:58PM
Remember all that the real conservatives in this country warned about all that is happening in this corrupt administration. It is ALL coming true!
And, yes I am all ready at a moment's notice.
I have my bible, my constitution and bill of rights ready as well as my guns.
All I have to do is order my functional gas masks, hasmat suit, MRE's and water storage/purification gear. If I could I would build a bomb shelter but the water table is too high in Georgia! But I do have a place out in the woods that I can hole up jus' in case...
SoCon| 9.10.09 @ 2:10PM
wbfrank, your numbers are legion. Patriots unite!!
I don't want to lose this great country on my watch!!
Hell no. Not on my watch!
kelly| 9.10.09 @ 2:11PM
yeah our tax dollars at work. acorn is a new evil in this country, and they need to be investigated.
Murph| 9.10.09 @ 2:21PM
Broadway says it best.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ_tAe87ELo
S.L. Toddard| 9.10.09 @ 2:25PM
Our soldiers are getting their arms and legs blown off in two nation-building crusades and the Fox News Right is concerned with....
ACORN.
No wonder we're in the mess we're in - we deserve it.
Deborah D| 9.10.09 @ 2:30PM
Murph -- great video. Thanks for the tip and a great takedown of "The One."
JP| 9.10.09 @ 2:39PM
SL Toddard,
If I remember correctly, in 1972 we were involved in a war much bloodier than Iraq or Afghanistan (in case you forgot, it was Vietnam). Yet, that didn't prevent 2 young reporters from the WA Post from investigating a 2 bit break in at the Watergate Hotel. Within months the entire liberal-Democratic establishment was obsessed with the burglary. Not even a potential Third World War (The Yom Kippur War) or a worldwide oil crisis, or double digit inflation would break the liberals from thier obsession with the Watergate Break-in. Quite a few liberals made a name for themselves during Watergate (Hillary Clinton being the most famous)
This, believe it or not, is much more serious.
Nobama| 9.10.09 @ 2:47PM
JP, you're right of course, but this time it's SLToddard's ox that's being gored.
Libtards like Toddard and Jeremiah always squeal like the stuck pigs they are.
Grzmlyk| 9.10.09 @ 2:47PM
HAHAHAHA, SL Turd. Very amusing. And oh-so convincing.
You don't give a damn about our soldiers. You ain't kidding anybody. You only raise the issue- always with great fake piety - when you want to divert attention from the sewer that is at YOUR heart and the heart of liberalism.
Yeah, you're right. Conservatives are overreacting to the issue. Of course, I have two words that will make all of you foam at the mouth right now: VALERIE PLAME. Don't break your leash with outrage, boy! Sit! Sit! It's over. SHHHHHH. I mean, what's a little corrupt, repulsive, criminal organization that Obama mentored, and which does his bidding, compared to a desk-bound mid-level CIA cog with a nice rack, who was not even covert, who was outed by Richard Armitage but for which you were able to destroy Scooter Libby? Now THAT was something to raise holy hell about for, what was it, two years?
You are a fraud and a liar, turd. Which makes you a liberal in good standing.
After all, it's not like Obama ever had any connection with ACORN, right? Or that they're not being investigated for voter fraud in 11 states. Or that Obama's just ensured they'll reap a multi-billion windfall from the "stimulus" package.
I agree with you; you are as perspicacious, even-keeled and honest as ever. Just because a metastasizing, corrupt, thoroughly despicable organization that will soon have the executive branch's imprimatur of legitimacy -to the point where they can fix at least the next presidential election with utter impunity- and just because they obviously don't give a damn about child prostitution, and advocate tax evation, what's the big deal???
They're DEMOCRATS! They can do no wrong! When it comes to liberals/communists/progressives/the left, why there is no such thing as a scandal! The more destructive, nihilistic, reprehensible and immoral the behavior, the better!
When will those Neanderthal conservatives get itt? ACORN is Democrat and everything democrat is good, right turd? Ergo, ACORN IS GOOD!
Just like you, Turd.
As always, you live up to your name, Turd. I'd love to personally flush you away.
Metaphorically, of course.
Hi Angel!
S.L. Toddard| 9.10.09 @ 2:53PM
"Conservatives are overreacting to the issue."
Not at all. Conservatives don't consider ACORN significant in any way whatsoever. It's the Fox News Right - Big Government, Liberal Wilsonian Republicans to a man - who do.
Missy| 9.10.09 @ 2:54PM
Toddard is the typical sociopathic liberal: No conscience slime ball power monger. Liberals will even turn a blind eye to the brutal sexual abuse of young girls. Slavery, for Heaven's sake!!
You are monsters.
You libs have got to go. I don't know how we're going to do it; but the democrat party must be destroyed.
Grzmlyk| 9.10.09 @ 2:57PM
By the Way, JP, SLAM DUNK.
Ka-ching.
Of course, it's DIFFERENT when you're a democrat, JP. When it comes to moral behavior, it's all about double standards - one for them and one for us.
Same is true of every single policy they have enacted and ever will enact.
Think SL Turd will subject himself to the same health care plan that all good liberals are so enamored of?
HAH!
Angel| 9.10.09 @ 2:59PM
How would a Marxist know what Conservatives think? Jackass.
Hi, Grzmlyk. If I could find a toilet big enough, I'd give flushing that piece of crap the old college try.
Grzmlyk| 9.10.09 @ 2:59PM
Hey turd: Do you take pride in being a piece of shit? Did you have to work at it, or were you inculcated? Maybe you were just born a turd.
I repeat: You are a liar and a fraud.
S.L. Toddard| 9.10.09 @ 3:01PM
"This, believe it or not, is much more serious."
Oh of course. It's *very* serious - far more serious than government lawbreaking, than a President of the United States committing felonies. And obviously far, far more serious than the soldiers who are coming home in bodybags due to our failed nation-building crusades. After all, they must die so we can wave our little flags and Support The Troops - by keeping them in harms way -and feel more patriotic, right? What's a few thousand soldier's lives when compared to the satisfaction of cranking up a pro-war country song while knowing we're Kickin' Terrorist Butt?
Freedom isn't free, after all. And neither is whatever lesser thing we're fighting for in Afghanistan. In fact, it's quite expensive.
Grzmlyk| 9.10.09 @ 3:03PM
Hi Angel:
You wouldn't need so big a toilet. Just as most fecal matter is water, most of The Turd's musings are jejune, vapid, insipid pabulum.
I've seen his pontifications before. He's classic - always assumes this pseudo-intellectual, professorial pose but spouts nothing but unoriginal dogma. he and Bob are two peas on a pod. The need to feel superior, to maintain their coveted status as "elite" thinkers above the fray - when they are not above the fray, they are just as tendentious as anyone else - is amazing. Can you imagine what these people must be like in person? INSUFFERABLE.
I gotta run, Angel - but I'm glad that, once again, I was here at the same time you were!
2%Solution| 9.10.09 @ 3:09PM
It seems this video seeks to tie Acorn to two dimwits who are clearly either moronic in their approach to this brothel idea or willing to sign up to being involved in a criminal scheme (by aiding it). Nothing suprising about there being morons in the world and nothing surprising about criminals. But that's where the analogy ends. This is not typical of Acorn. Nothing in the report shows that. So the idea must be that, if Acorn is guilty too, that it is because there is guilt by association. Acorn did not ratify the behavior of these two dimwits. If the logic of the argument and rhetoric of this non-story were carried to its conclusion, then Bernie Madoff's criminality shows the SEC is corrupt (because they had the goods on him and never pulled the trigger to stop his fraud scheme) and the entirety of the capitalist system is indicted by his criminal acts. Does anyone here want to make those silly leaps of logic. Of course not, because it serves no ideological agenda. But to make those leaps of logic here, to indict Acorn, is supposedly okay because this is the right wing echo chamber and everyone smokes the same stuff. Inside that wall of blown smoke, thought stops. This is just a real piece of crap story!!
S.L. Toddard| 9.10.09 @ 3:15PM
"Toddard is the typical sociopathic liberal"
Liberal? How odd. I'm the only actual Conservative here. *You* support a party that, during the decade they controlled congress and the 8 years they had the White House, actively maintained an open-border policy, further consolidated power in the federal gov’t – especially the the executive branch – at the States’ expense, DRASTICALLY increased spending – more so than the two previous Dem administrations – and increased the size and scope of an already massive, intrusive, overbearing, socialistic behemoth of a federal government, increased social spending dramatically and initiated and sunk billions into monstrous, massive new social programs worthy of LBJ.
I’m sorry, but that makes you a Liberal.
I, on the other hand, oppose both liberal parties, and vote for Conservatives. That makes me… well I bet even you can figure that one out.
Angel| 9.10.09 @ 3:15PM
Grzmlyk, ew. Funny, though.
Missy| 9.10.09 @ 3:19PM
NO CONSERVATIVE would support sexual slavery, stupid pervert. Vile Liberals like you would, though.
You reek, SL Turddad.
OttoDog| 9.10.09 @ 3:20PM
I guess ACORN did Charlie Rangel's last few tax returns!
S.L. Toddard| 9.10.09 @ 3:22PM
2%Solution - you just don't get it. ACORN is very powerful and very, very scary. They are on the verge of Taking Our Freedoms. Look at the ACORN employees in that clip - don't they look like the sort of people on the verge of taking over America and turning us into a Marxist state?
If you ask me, it's time to panic.
S.L. Toddard| 9.10.09 @ 3:24PM
"NO CONSERVATIVE would support sexual slavery"
Correct, I suppose. Since I oppose both sexual slavery and ACORN you're going to have to give this another try. I suggest putting a little more brain into it this time though.
Curtis Rasmussen| 9.10.09 @ 3:25PM
S.L.ick Toadturd is an obfuscating liberal in permanent attack mode. He hides behind the conservative label in order to divide and hijack, just like this thread has nothing to do with supporting Republicans in prior administrations.
This elitist gets a rush from any reply to his vapid, empty replies. His feeling of superiority bouys him to live another day. He spends so much time on this site that one wonders if he has any human contact at all.
I urge all readers to scroll past his posts without reading them. Ignoring him is the only way to make him disappear.
Nobama| 9.10.09 @ 3:26PM
Turddard probably owns a couple of those whorehouses. Capitalist pig!
Patriot| 9.10.09 @ 3:27PM
STARVE THE TROLL SL TURDDARD!!
S.L. Toddard| 9.10.09 @ 3:31PM
"S.L.ick Toadturd"
"Turddard"
"SL Turddad"
Note the level of political sophistication in those so frightened of ACORN, then gauge how serious to take them accordingly.
You know, I honestly think people who are afraid of ACORN are even more absurd than - *shudder* - the "birthers". And neither have any idea how clownish they appear.
And good god, is there anything the Fox News Right doesn't cower from in terror? ACORN, Obama, "Marxism", Obamacare, The Terrorists, "Islamofascists", etc. Is there any group of people anywhere on earth more chicken-hearted than the Fox News right? Such cowardly cry babies, hiding under their beds from ACORN, shivering in terror, forking over their liberties to a Daddy State to tuck them in at night and Keep Them Safe from The Terrorists.
And they believe themselves to be "conservatives". Oh my.
Grzmlyk| 9.10.09 @ 3:33PM
Ok, I can't resist. Work can wait.
Hey turd, you can call yourself a piano, but that doesn't mean someone could play a concerto on you.
You and Bob have this fetish for calling yourselves conservatives. And you're both very keen on convincing all of us poor, unwashed, Fox-watching morons that you are INTELLECTUALS.
If we're so retarded, how intellectual can you be that you have to prove it by lording it over a bunch of half-wits? I guess you are confident that a 3/4 wit will always be able to beat a half wit at Chutes and Ladders.
But you ain't even a 3/4 wit. And that's what amuses. You are a regurgitator. You are a vain poser. And you might fall asleep at night counting all of the fools you think you've cleverly skewered, but it doesn't take an out-of-the-ordinary intellect to understand what a pathetic, boorish fop you are. And, just to reiterate, you aren't fooling anyone - except, obviously, yourself.
But whatever. Call yourself whatever you want. It doesn't change what you are.
A turd.
And I mean that sincerely.
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S.L. Toddard| 9.10.09 @ 3:34PM
"just like this thread has nothing to do with supporting Republicans in prior administrations"
Indeed it does not. But one of your fellow Big Government Liberals accused me - me! of all people - of being one of them. I'm sorry but lumping a small-gov't, States Rights conservative such as myself with the sort of Big Government rabble that congregates here is quite simply insulting, and so I had no choice but to respond.
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2Dinternational » The American Spectator : AmSpecBlog : ACORN and Underage Illegal … links to this page. Here’s an excerpt:
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Nobama| 9.10.09 @ 3:37PM
States' Rights Conservative who supports underage sex slavery. Try to wrap your brain around that one!
Rolfe| 9.10.09 @ 3:38PM
Whew! We really dodged a bullet here!
Thank goodness these two high-level operatives have been exposed. Otherwise, the next time a play- hooker and congressional candidate/pimp come into their disadvantaged community with a wild story, they really might have gotten involved in Underage Alien Sex Slaves!
S.L. Toddard| 9.10.09 @ 3:39PM
"If we're so retarded, how intellectual can you be that you have to prove it by lording it over a bunch of half-wits?"
It only *feels* like I lord it over you half-wits. Believe me, it takes literally no effort to appear superior in intellect to you. Because *you* are insecure about being poorly educated and woefully ignorant as to contemporary geopolitics does not mean *I* am "lording" my superior intellect over you. I should think you'd be happy I'm not dumbing down for you.
Honestly, you could show some gratitude that I even give you the time. Not to mention the good service I provide in disabusing you of your silly notions. Alas, the world is full of ingrates. What else is new.
S.L. Toddard| 9.10.09 @ 3:41PM
"States' Rights Conservative who supports underage sex slavery"
I'm not sure where you're getting that one.
Missy| 9.10.09 @ 3:42PM
Another liberal sexual slavery enabler rears his ugly head. Today's Democrat "anything goes" Party.
Obama will soon appoint an underage sex slavery czar. Community Organizer in Chief.
Hayley Jo| 9.10.09 @ 3:43PM
STARVE THE TROLL!
Johnno| 9.10.09 @ 3:45PM
Obama's our first Pimp President! Maybe not; that Billie Boy Clinton. Obama's our second Pimp President.
Grzmlyk| 9.10.09 @ 3:46PM
Ok, Heyley. You are right.
But I cannot resist - and then forever more I will not give the doggie a biscuit.
Gee, turd, is the mask slipping? Aren't you devolving into the very mudslinging, demagogic tripe you accuse us Fox-watching knuckle draggers of hurling? Why yes, I see that you have discovered I only have a third-grade education. I must be absolutely crimson with chagrin.
And FOX is fearmongering? Oh, that's rich, considering panic, fear and chaos are the first three options in the Left's toolbox.
Whatsa matter, baby, we don't see how brilliant you are? We're not impressed by your self-proclaimed superiority?
Sorry, I am NOT well schooled in geopolitics as viewed through a liberal prism. Please do impart your horse manure on me. I so want to see the world as you do from your elevated perch.
Please don't be upset and lose your focus, you pathetic schlub. We wouldn't want some customer to have burned french fries for dinner tonight, would we?
Keep the faith, Turd. Someone out there will be impressed with you one day.
Just not today.
JP| 9.10.09 @ 3:49PM
SL,
So, the break-in at the Watergate Hotel in 1972 (when the ashes of riots still smoldered; when US soldiers were dieing by the dozens every day in Vietnam; when inflation was at 101-2%; when homegrown terrorists were holding up banks and mudering businessmen) was so important that an entire political class dropped everything to "get RM Nixon". In retrospect, Nixon had no idea of the break-ins, and it was only afterwards that he committed a felony (not much different than Clinton's felony of telling Monica Lewinsky to lie to commit perjury in federal court).
We all know what get's your goad: Acorn and Obama are tightly connected. Mr Community Organizer himself is so closely allied with Acorn that he has funneled tens of millions of Stimulus dollars its way.
So, you have Acorn -an organization filled with criminals - and a sitting President who considers Acorn to be one of his backbone political organizers.
You will be hearing a lot more about Acorn these next few years. Get use to it.
Tim| 9.10.09 @ 3:50PM
You know, I honestly think people who are afraid of ACORN are even more absurd than - *shudder* - the "birthers". And neither have any idea how clownish they appear.
You shit sucking whore, you're defending "people" who hand out advice on enlsaving and raping children like it was a weather report.
And to think I wasted my time considering your opinions in the past. No more.
Pete| 9.10.09 @ 3:53PM
Trivialize it, change the subject, start side-fights, do whatever you wish. The fact remains that this organization, which has access to billions in federal money, is as corrupt as the messiah they serve. This is not an isolated incident of Acorn corruption ( a few bad apples) and everyone knows it. This is yet another data point that establishes a clear pattern. And these are the people who will be out there fraudulently trying to get Osama re-elected. If that doesn't scare you, you aren't paying attention and you certainly aren't conservative. And even if that doesn't scare you, it should piss you off that you are paying for people like this in the face of established laws against federal money for partisan groups.
Just before I posted this I saw "shit sucking whore" - good stuff, Tim.
S.L. Toddard| 9.10.09 @ 3:56PM
"Whatsa matter, baby, we don't see how brilliant you are? We're not impressed by your self-proclaimed superiority?"
No, no not at all. The problem is that you are *too* impressed. That is why you, in your insecurity, believe I am "lording" my superior intellect over you. I wish you'd believe me when I say that I am doing nothing of the sort. I truly cannot help that every time I post it accentuates the stark discrepancy between my intellect and yours. That is, sadly, beyond my control.
Honestly - look at your last few posts. Do those read like the writing of a well-read and educated adult? A man? I think we both know they do not. Although perhaps you are still in junior high. Is that right? That would explain much.
In any case, I hope you have a nice day and remember - intellectual betterment is literally only a library away. All of our fun jibing aside, don't give up on yourself. If I'm correct about your age (and I suspect that I am) you have your whole life ahead of you. Don't waste it!
S.L. Toddard| 9.10.09 @ 4:00PM
"you're defending "people" who hand out advice on enlsaving and raping children like it was a weather report"
Perhaps you have me confused with someone else. I don't think I've ever "defended" ACORN. I do not support ACORN, and did not vote for Obama (I have never voted Democrat and am a registered Republican, though I held my nose to do it). I only note that ACORN is an irrelevancy, and that the Fox News Right - ever ready to have their chicken-hearts terrified - could do better in a boogeyman.
Angel| 9.10.09 @ 4:00PM
Tim, you always get right to the point. I love it!
Keep it up Conservatives; keep calling out the scum sucking liberals. I'm so proud of you.
S.L. Toddard| 9.10.09 @ 4:01PM
"If that doesn't scare you, you aren't paying attention"
Another one! The world is a scary, scary place for the Fox News Right. How do you people get out of bed with all the scary baddies out there?
Missy| 9.10.09 @ 4:01PM
Is sex slavery for underage children irrelevant, too; moron?
Rolfe| 9.10.09 @ 4:02PM
Yeah, this is real Woodward and Bernstein level stuff.
Angel| 9.10.09 @ 4:05PM
Stooge LibReader/Jeremiah/Rolfe: This ACORN scandal leaves Watergate in the dust.
Jeremiah/LR, you ch!ckensh!t--post under your real name, troll. You're such a loser. Snort.
Rolfe| 9.10.09 @ 4:09PM
Bigger than Watergate? Gosh, Angel, keep on it!
Pete| 9.10.09 @ 4:10PM
That's a neat way of not addressing my point, Toddard. Let's try again, and try to follow this time.
1) Osama and his radical agenda scare me (as indeed it would any "conservative")
2) Acorn is a corrupt liberal organization that has access to billions in federal funding
3) Acorn's primary activity is election fraud (they dabble, as you can see, in other illegal activities in off-election years)
4) Therefore...wait for it...Acorn scares me in that their continued existence enhances the probabilty that the country will continue to spiral down the crapper under the Mocha Messiah for an additional 4 years.
Angel| 9.10.09 @ 4:12PM
Screw yourself, Jeremiah the devout "Catholic." You make me puke.
Angel| 9.10.09 @ 4:15PM
Pete, "Mocha Messiah" is going to make Jeremiah's/LR's head explode. 3 2 1............RACIST!!
Pete| 9.10.09 @ 4:19PM
'Tis merely an observation, alas, and not a racist statement. For it is a fact that he is neither white nor black, is it not?
Rolfe| 9.10.09 @ 4:21PM
Angel, honey. Calm down. Save some for this huge scandal.
Grzmlyk| 9.10.09 @ 4:22PM
Ah! The turd has wounded me to the heart! A hit! A very palpable hit (look it up, el turdo grande)!
Good one, turd! I'm glad to see you haven't lost your troll manual. And you followed the directions to the letter.
OUCH, huh? Boy, you put me in my place! I shall never dance again. And I mean that sincerely.
Original thinking, as always. Kudos to you.
You know, I don't usually share this with trolls, but what the hell? If you say "You Fox News People" 10 times real fast, spin around three times and click your heels together, you will suddenly find yourself in the liberal utopia you prescribe for everyone else.
Don't worry. You'll get used to the chains.
Enjoy, turd. And keep those high-brow insults coming!
Hey, Angel, don't you love these people who describe themselves as the opposite of what they are? What's up with that? I don't troll liberal web sites and pretend to be a liberal.
Angel| 9.10.09 @ 4:23PM
Pete, of course it's an observation; quite accurate, too. I'm just saying that's what a brain-dead liberal like little Jeremiah would say.
Sex slavery for little girls is okay, Mocha Messiah for Obama isn't. Those are the perverted priorities of liberals, unfortunately.
Angel| 9.10.09 @ 4:26PM
That's because you're not an Axelrod hobag troll like Jeremiah, Grzmlyk.
Rolfey/Jeremiah, don't call me honey, you creep.
Pete| 9.10.09 @ 4:28PM
Oh, I knew what you meant...no worries. I coined that term well before the election too. Who knew it would be so useful and true? There is someone else on the site that uses "blue-lipped genie," which I find rather amusing.
Grzmlyk| 9.10.09 @ 4:30PM
If Obama raped his own brother, and someone on this site had the temerity to object, these trolls would crawl out from under their rocks and accuse us of being homophobes.
Why aren't all of you cretins just chalking up our differences of opinion to a celebration of diversity? Why the hate?
Generic Troll #4,326 (that's you, Turd), please respond.
Rolfe| 9.10.09 @ 4:36PM
This place is a real Algonquin round table.
Angel| 9.10.09 @ 4:38PM
Grzmlyk, which Obama brother are you referring to? He's got about a 100 of them. Ha!
Grzmlyk| 9.10.09 @ 4:43PM
Why thank you, Rolfenfuehrer.
Just remember, as the inimitable Dorothy Parker said (she was a charter member of the Algonquin Round Table, in case you didn't know), "men don't make passes at trolls who wear glasses."
So get contacts. And you might want to make them cerulean blue. You know, to highlight your more Aryan features.
I'm here to help.
Angel, I mean the cute Obama brother, of course.
Pete| 9.10.09 @ 4:44PM
Don't be such a czarophobe.
Rolfe| 9.10.09 @ 4:53PM
Gryzmylk, No kidding.
You're one of the vilest creatures I've ever encountered on the web. Truly.
The American Spectator must be so proud!
Grzmlyk| 9.10.09 @ 4:58PM
I won't tell Keith Olbermann if you won't.
Aw, shucks. I ain't one fer tootn' my own horn, but I thankee kindlee.
May I use your stellar reference in my application to be a full-time blogger at the Daily Kos and the Huffington Post?
The bar is high, but with your good word, I think they'll like the cut of my jib.
Nick| 9.10.09 @ 4:59PM
Mr. Toddard,
Is that the same "intellect" that doesn't know the words "compare" and "contrast" are synonyms?
Please go back and re-read Mr. McCain's blog post "How NOT to influence conservative intellectuals." He was speaking to you.
By the way, who are these "true" or "real" conservatives you claim to vote for? Names please.
Rolfe| 9.10.09 @ 5:06PM
Gryzmylk,
Aw, please tell me you come with your own slide whistle. It'll help when pondering your delightful musings.
Grzmlyk| 9.10.09 @ 5:17PM
Slide whistle! That's good!
ZZZZZING!
Trust me, I laughed till I stopped.
Now if you'll forgive me, I have to leave. So many Cub Scouts, so little time. They're like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get until you bite into one.
I'm kidding, of course. That would make me an elite liberal.
Angel| 9.10.09 @ 5:24PM
I was just watching the ACORN/underage sex slave video on Beck. Nice, Jeremiah--real nice. Is the swine in the brown tank top your girlfriend?
Human excrement doesn't begin to describe you liberals.
Tish| 9.10.09 @ 5:32PM
I've long held that ACORN is nothing more than a criminal enterprise and should be prosecuted accordingly. Now we can expect only another round of whining excuses about "rogue employees" and more Democratic refusals to turn off the money spigot, much less to prosecute.
Grzmlyk| 9.10.09 @ 5:43PM
Angel: I really do have to go now, and I'm logging off.
But can you believe that these supposed elites like SL Toddard (and I'm sure Bob, if he weren't in a strait jacket somewhere) and other liberals do not even bat an eye at what's going on in this country?
It absolutely does not matter what the left does, it's A-OK with these guys. Soon it'll be the shooting of a few "teabaggers" and guys like Toddard will be bitching that Fox news will be hatemongering of they actually cover the story.
And then guys like toddard actually invoke the name of soldiers - patently insincerely - who die to protect scum like him - it absolutely blows me away.
Over on another site, several months ago, I first became acquainted with the turd. He went on and on and on about Bush and illegal wiretaps. I mean of course it wasn't ideological, doncha know, he's WAAAAY too SUPERIOR for that; no, it was about the "rule of law" for the Turd. Of course, never mind that NOT ONE AMERICAN was found to have been actually, you know, wiretapped, and never mind that Bush consulted with the justice department - who gave the administration their blessing - and never mind that they employed software specifically written to prevent innocent Americans being listened in on, and never mind that the prevailing technology was such that two foreign nationals could be having a conversation in their respective countries and the signal might pass through the US due to the way the computers route global conversations - and that's who they were primarily going after. Nope. Didn't matter. Toddard wanted Bush's hide. Why? Like all liberals, they'd rather have us slaughtered than be proactive when it comes to our enemies.
Because he's that brand of liberal who makes a fetish of the abstract, who atomizes every Republican action such that he can find one thing he can grab and pull out his finger and gleefully cry, "I GOTCHA!"
It had nothing to do with Toddard's desire to keep this country safe from animals and it had nothign to do with his respect for the rule of law. I can't tell you how long and drawn out his posts were about Bush and the rule of law. Yet this happens with ACORN and all you hear out of Toddard's odious keyboard is how stupid Fox News watchers are for recognizing the enormity of that organization. Not one word about the rule of law from Toddard. Not ONE.
And yet toddard insists he's a conservative and he takes the pose of one who's above it all. Please.
I swear, I really do hope that guys like him somehow end up living in the world they want so badly to create. And with Obama's thugs, they just might get their wish. They won't like it.
The problem is, they'll drag us into bondage along with them.
Angel| 9.10.09 @ 5:49PM
No, they won't drag us with them! Kick them to hell and don't look back.
They're so rotten they'll implode; with our help, of course.
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S.L. Toddard| 9.10.09 @ 7:12PM
"1) Osama and his radical agenda scare me (as indeed it would any "conservative")"
Obama's agenda is no more "radical" than Bush's was. If you weren't "scared" during the Bush years then your fright now is manufactured and false. The concept of preventive (not pre-emptive) war was not a radical departure from long established US policy? The establishment of a torture regime was not a radical departure from long established US policy? The establishment of a KGB-esque domestic spying regime that existed fully outside of the law was not a radical departure from long established US policy? The extreme secrecy of the Bush administration, esp vis a vis their extreme and unprecedented abuse of the state-secrets privelege was not a radical departure from long established US policy?
Obama's presidency has maintained the vast majority of the radical policies and framework left behind by his predecessor. What you are "scared" of is talk-show manufactured garbage like ACORN. It's juvenile and silly.
"2) Acorn is a corrupt liberal organization that has access to billions in federal funding"
Uh huh.
"3) Acorn's primary activity is election fraud (they dabble, as you can see, in other illegal activities in off-election years)"
Their primary activity, eh? ACORN has over 400,000 members. How many election fraud convictions have been attained against ACORN?
"4) Therefore...wait for it...Acorn scares me in that their continued existence enhances the probabilty that the country will continue to spiral down the crapper under the Mocha Messiah for an additional 4 years."
Your bizarre belief that dangerous radicalism is new to this particular administration and will disappear once the GOP is back in power is so naive as to defy ridicule. The U.S. has been moving steadily away from constitutional republicanism for over a century, on a steady trajectory toward a sort of totalitarian socialist state. That process accelerated to an unprecedented degree with the election of George W Bush and his cabal of radical neo-Jacobin neoconservatives. That you fail to recognize this after the catastrophic damage they've done to our Constitutional system of government, our economy and our national honor belies your claim to conservatism and exposes you for what you are: a Republican Party loyalist, a die-hard disciple of a party in thrall to radical statists, Big Government corporatists and liberal Wilsonian internationalists. There is nothing the least bit conservative about it, or you.
The return of the GOP as it is to power will mean more of the same - more radicalism - not less. The only way to fix the damage done by Bush/Obama is to force the GOP to reject neoconservative statism and return to traditional American conservatism.
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S.L. Toddard| 9.10.09 @ 7:34PM
"Of course, never mind that NOT ONE AMERICAN was found to have been actually, you know, wiretapped"
That is simply false. The NSA admitted to having eavesdropped on Americans, and claimed it corrected the "mistake".
"and never mind that Bush consulted with the justice department - who gave the administration their blessing"
False. The Justice Dept does not have the authority to "bless" felonies.
"and never mind that they employed software specifically written to prevent innocent Americans being listened in on"
That doesn't even have an iota of truth attached to it - it's pure invention.
"and never mind that the prevailing technology was such that two foreign nationals could be having a conversation in their respective countries and the signal might pass through the US due to the way the computers route global conversations"
aaaand that's irrelevant. The law is plain: to eavesdrop on the phone calls of American citizens on American soil a FISA warrant must be obtained - period. To do so without a FISA warrant is a felony - period. And as I have had to say countless times here before, please note (before you claim that there might be no time to acquire a FISA warrant): a suspected terrorist may be wiretapped regardless of when and where the call originates, and a warrant applied for AFTER.
And before you start shrieking about what might happen if a FISA warrant were denied remember this: In the period 1979-2006 a total of 22,990 applications for warrants were made to the FISA Court - 22,985 were approved, and only FIVE were rejected.
And before you try to claim FISA was outdated, please note: FISA was amended multiple times since it was first made law. In fact, in 2001 (after 9/11) the GOP congress amended FISA to George Bush's specifications to update it sufficiently. When *George W Bush* signed it into law he - president *George W Bush* - had THIS to say about the new amended FISA law (which he later violated, committing multiple felonies):
"The changes, effective today, will help counter a threat like no other our Nation has ever faced. . . .
We're dealing with terrorists who operate by highly sophisticated methods and technologies, some of which were not even available when our existing laws were written. *The bill before me takes account of the new realities and dangers posed by modern terrorists*. It will help law enforcement to identify, to dismantle, to disrupt, and to punish terrorists before they strike. . . .
Surveillance of communications is another essential tool to pursue and stop terrorists. The existing law was written in the era of rotary telephones. *This new law I sign today will allow surveillance of all communications used by terrorists, including e-mails, the Internet, and cell phones*. As of today, we'll be able to better meet the technological challenges posed by this proliferation of communications technology"
The next day, President Bush said:
"The bill I signed yesterday gives intelligence and law enforcement officials additional tools they need to hunt and capture and punish terrorists. Our enemies operate by highly sophisticated methods and technologies, using the latest means of communication and the new weapon of bioterrorism.
When earlier laws were written, some of these methods did not even exist. *The new law recognizes the realities and dangers posed by the modern terrorist*. It will help us to prosecute terrorist organizations -- and also to detect them before they strike. . . .
Surveillance of communications is another essential method of law enforcement. But for a long time, we have been working under laws written in the era of rotary telephones. Under the new law, officials may conduct court-ordered surveillance of all modern forms of communication used by terrorists."
So you see, according to George W Bush himself the FISA amendment gave him all the powers he needed, and yet he still conducted surveillance on American citzens on American soil with no warrants - a clear, unambiguous CRIME.
Sorry, but that's the truth. It was an extremely radical program, highly illegal and massive and yet... I suspect no "conservatives" here were "scared" about that.
Wonder why.
S.L. Toddard| 9.10.09 @ 7:42PM
Just so we're all on the same page here, the construction of an unprecedented, massive KGB-esque domestic spying establishment that monitored the communications of millions of Americans completely outside the law: not scary.
The establishment of a torture regime - a veritable gulag system strewn across the globe - to which untried, un-convicted and often innocent people are whisked away for years and tortured, wherein over a hundred people not convicted of any crime died in our torture chambers: not scary.
The Association of Community Organizers - a gaggle of inept liberals who try to get poor people to vote Democrat: very very scary. Oooh - so scary.
Is that right?
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Nick| 9.10.09 @ 8:41PM
Mr. Toddard,
Again, who are these "true" or "real" conservatives you claim to vote for? Names please.
Missy| 9.10.09 @ 9:06PM
SLTurddard is talking to himself. Tool.
S.L. Toddard| 9.10.09 @ 9:24PM
"Again, who are these "true" or "real" conservatives you claim to vote for? Names please."
I voted for Paul in the last primary and Barr in the general, although I rather detest the man and should have voted for Baldwin or written in Ron Paul. I voted Peroutka/Baldwin in 04 (CP) and Buchanan in 00 and wrote him in in 96.
S.L. Toddard| 9.10.09 @ 9:27PM
Anybody care to tell us how many election fraud convictions have been attained against ACORN? Considering their members number over 400,000 (that's a lot of freedom-stealers!) and election fraud is allegedly their "primary activity" I should guess there must be thousands of convictions.
Anyone have a number?
Harpo| 9.10.09 @ 9:34PM
SL Turddard muttering to himself once again. Must be tough sharing the inside of that little head with all those other voices. Moron.
Nick| 9.10.09 @ 10:45PM
Mr. Toddard,
So let me get this straight.
Your big plan to get this country back on the path towards TRUE conservatism is to vote for guys who have no chance in hell of being elected president?
And even if they did, they would still have to deal with Republicans and democrats in the congress. Or would they becomes kings and just declare this a conservative nation.
Is that all you did was vote?
Didn't you knock on doors, stuff envelopes, make calls on their behalf?
You wrote in Buchanan's name is '96? Wooooow! Way to fight for conservatism, S.L.
You are aware that both Ron Paul and Pat Buchanan are Pro-Life, aren't you?
Alan Brooks| 9.10.09 @ 10:51PM
sex is turning into something tawdry and revolting, like the smell in an adult bookshop.
We'd be better off reproducing by parthenogenesis.
S.L. Toddard| 9.10.09 @ 10:59PM
"So let me get this straight."
Yes.
"Your big plan to get this country back on the path towards TRUE conservatism is to vote for guys who have no chance in hell of being elected president?"
Yes. That's the plan exactly.
"And even if they did, they would still have to deal with Republicans and democrats in the congress. Or would they becomes kings and just declare this a conservative nation."
Kings. The plan is for conservative kings.
"Is that all you did was vote?"
Plus the king plan that I made up.
"Didn't you knock on doors, stuff envelopes, make calls on their behalf?"
Yes.
"You wrote in Buchanan's name is '96? Wooooow! Way to fight for conservatism, S.L."
Conservative monarchy. There's a difference.
"You are aware that both Ron Paul and Pat Buchanan are Pro-Life, aren't you?"
No I had no idea. That is news to me. You mean the cereal, right? I don't know them that well. All I know is I want them to be kings of America. Co-kings, actually.
Harpo| 9.10.09 @ 11:15PM
What a blowhard. Typical libturddard; blows smoke and has nothing to say.
Nick| 9.11.09 @ 12:54AM
Ohhhh, Mr. Toddard,
I would never have pegged you as a quitter. Too bad.
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ONTIME| 9.11.09 @ 12:55PM
I find it extrordinary that the only place to have carried this information on a undeserving tax paid entity like ACORN was exposure by FOX, great job and your listening audience will now increase more.
The cowardice of other supposed MSM leaders is far to evident and like the old soviet Pravda they only followed the orders of the state, it is noticable that their audience is diminishing and that is what disregard will net you.
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burg| 9.15.09 @ 6:59PM
Now look, this may sound extreme but we need some common sense guidelines to go with our laws.For example,if a group of people witnesses a crime why waste all the time and funds on a trial to determine guilt?In this case there's an undisputed video of sex trade basically financed by acorn.We've all seen it.This isn't acorn's first brush with under the table financing.Damn people! Disband the organization and divert the funding to somewhere it can be of some friggin use.We all know what's been going on over there, so why do we beat around the proverbial bush,tie everything up in red tape,and wait for someone to "grow a set" and do something about it?There are too many laws that protect these "shady"organizations and furthermore too many laws that bottleneck the process of indicting them when they are caught red handed!
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