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Mr. O's Classroom

By Asher Embry on 9.4.09 @ 3:06AM

President Obama, our part time teacher-in-chief, is back in his element and not even pre-K toddlers are safe from his teachable moment.

Mr. O’s Classroom
(apologies to the great Sam Cooke)
By Asher Embry

Won’t learn much about history.
Won’t learn much biology.
But they’re gonna get ta hear a talk
From their Substitute, who’s named Barack,
‘Bout the wonderful world this could be.

Will he lecture on ObamaCare?
“Angry Mobs” of which kids should beware?
Spew some “facts” from climate savior Gore?
‘Splain his bringing Gitmo thugs ashore?

Should he show them what a trillion buys?
Will he teach them to apologize?
Judging lawsuits based on empathy?
Using words from Van’s vocab’lary?

How to demonize the CIA?
Ignore Iran and it will go away?
2 Tril. in deficits Obama missed;
Bet algebra’s not on his subject list.

If “O” teaches kids to scream and shout
When their Doc says “take those tonsils out,”
What a wonderful world this would be.

(You can read more of Asher Embry's Political Verse at www.politicalverse.com.)

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Jeremiah Scoby| 9.4.09 @ 3:33AM

Check out what Emanuel and Melody Barnes are reading to little kids. And who's with them? Why it's the guy who is putting together Obama speaking to students. Coincidence? I think not.

chi flat iron| 9.4.09 @ 4:55AM

Phil Ostroski, who retired as math department chairman after 33 years at the school, wasn't at the chalkboard. He was taking notes, like a student, Sundance II Ugg Boots at a Professional Ski Instructors of America snowsports management seminar for ski school directors held at Classic Tall Ugg Boots Mount Snow in Vermont. From as far away as Pennsylvania, the 300 or so directors attended a three-day session.