Bring on the jokes about "Hammer Time" and "Whip It;" talk about
the transition from Capitol Hill arm-twisting to doing "The
Twist." Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay is
set to appear on ABC's Dancing with the Stars, where
he will strut his stuff alongside Macy Gray, Donny Osmond, and
Melissa Joan Hart, among others.
Eat your heart out, Tucker Carlson.