Congress is desperate to find ways to pay for a government
takeover of health care. Today there was discussion of
taxing plastic surgery and Botox injections, a "Botax" on
vanity procedures so to speak. (There goes the Hollywood and Palm
Beach vote.) Also considered, a tax on video games, because -- as
well as know -- they turn kids into couch potatoes.
Why beat around the bush? Democrats should go to the source of
problem, the seniors who run up the Medicare tab with all the
wasteful spending that The One could be devoting to universal
health care. Simply pulling the plug on old people according to a
rationing scheme developed by a Medicare Einsatzgruppen would be
too…messy.
Democrats should instead adopt a proposal developed by Senator Al
Franken, who came up with this innovative approach for slowing
the costs of Medicare over a decade ago:
"I was looking at these budget cuts and I noticed two seemingly
unrelated facts. One is that a third of a person's Medicare
dollars are spent in the last years of their life. The other
fact was that NASA spends billions a year on astronaut safety.
My idea: Why not shoot the elderly into space? And this
isn't just about cost, you know. This is for gathering
scientific data. Think how many more manned space
operations you could have if you didn't really, you know, have
to worry about getting the astronauts back. And I'm not saying
you wouldn't try to get them back. It's just that, you know,
you wouldn't make such a big deal out of it." (Source
Chicago Tribune, January 21, 1996) (http://preview.tinyurl.com/l69mgr)
Leave it Franken to be ahead of his time on health care. After
making such a profound impression during the Sotomayor hearings,
he stands to play a crucial role in shaping health care reform as
a member of the Senate Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions
Committee. Can't wait.
This spam is getting ridiculous! Why not just let these idiots
take over?
Jamie| 7.27.09 @ 10:40PM
A Botox tax? Nancy will go broke!
Bill Pearce| 7.28.09 @ 1:02PM
Launch granddad and grandma into outer space for the outrage of
living. Truly Senator Franken is a gift to conservatives that
keeps on giving. The conservatives should encourage the Senator
as much as possible as such a fool can only bring disaster to the
political left. The vision of screaming relatives protesting NASA
stuffing old folks into rockets to die in space would be perfect
to discredit the political left. Even the Republican Party elite
would have trouble muffing that one.
Tim| 7.28.09 @ 1:35PM
You do realize that Franken was making a joke? Right? He has no
plans to actually fire old people into space.
Bill Pearce| 7.28.09 @ 2:35PM
To: Tim
Why Yes, I do know Senator Franken was making a joke. I submit
the conservatives should encourage Senator Franken to make such
jokes as often as possible. The more Senator Franken acts the
fool, the faster the Democratic Party will be discredited as
fools. So I say let the jokes flow as a river.
Jeremiah| 7.27.09 @ 10:28PM
This spam is getting ridiculous! Why not just let these idiots take over?
Jamie| 7.27.09 @ 10:40PM
A Botox tax? Nancy will go broke!
Bill Pearce| 7.28.09 @ 1:02PM
Launch granddad and grandma into outer space for the outrage of living. Truly Senator Franken is a gift to conservatives that keeps on giving. The conservatives should encourage the Senator as much as possible as such a fool can only bring disaster to the political left. The vision of screaming relatives protesting NASA stuffing old folks into rockets to die in space would be perfect to discredit the political left. Even the Republican Party elite would have trouble muffing that one.
Tim| 7.28.09 @ 1:35PM
You do realize that Franken was making a joke? Right? He has no plans to actually fire old people into space.
Bill Pearce| 7.28.09 @ 2:35PM
To: Tim
Why Yes, I do know Senator Franken was making a joke. I submit the conservatives should encourage Senator Franken to make such jokes as often as possible. The more Senator Franken acts the fool, the faster the Democratic Party will be discredited as fools. So I say let the jokes flow as a river.