The Washington Times and
Michelle Malkin have confirmed the authenticity of
the DHS
report smearing most conservatives as "Rightwing
Extremists." So now I guess it's safe to confess that I have
read that
notorious extremist tract, the U.S. Constitution.
Also, the
"right-wing billionaires" are paying me to go
to Alabama for Wednesday's Tea Party protest. Between
the billionaires and the extremists, folks down home are
expecting a pretty good turnout.