Reading
this kind of makes you wonder why the New York Times
didn't
endorse Mitt Romney, no?
Perhaps when President Obama is done sprinkling his magic green
dust on the automobile industry he can turn his inventiveness to
solving the issue of how to make our pets less trip-over-ish.
Considering the lost worker productivity, surely this fits the
exploit-the-crisis rubric our government now operates under. And
think of all the jobs we can save or create retraining our pets
to be more considerate via our
imminent Leviathan Corps!