Reading this kind of makes you wonder why the New York Times didn't endorse Mitt Romney, no?
Perhaps when President Obama is done sprinkling his magic green dust on the automobile industry he can turn his inventiveness to solving the issue of how to make our pets less trip-over-ish. Considering the lost worker productivity, surely this fits the exploit-the-crisis rubric our government now operates under. And think of all the jobs we can save or create retraining our pets to be more considerate via our imminent Leviathan Corps!