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You may notice a trend here at AmSpec. We like Dunkin Donuts (some more than others). We'll even reference their products to make free market arguments or rip apart Canadian cities. If only we could get them to donate coffee, or giftcards. But I digress. I'm really here to tell you about their new Frankenstein concoction, so villainous and evil in its origin, that I doubt its origins lie anywhere but in the fires of Hell.

Bacon egg and cheese sandwich. On waffle.

Waffle, friends. This be serious. If we're to get past the obesity "epidemic" in the United States, production on the Dunkin' Donuts waffle-feuled calorie-bomb must be stopped. Just think what happens when a person gets their hand on one of these things, and unleashes it in Times Square? Where was this during the campaign? You get a 4 a.m. phone call, and you find out somebody's wolfing one of these down without you? WHAT DO YOU DO? Do you get Jack Bauer to torture someone to death? To torture himself?

Harrowing.