No, silly, they're not talking about no-cost popped corn, but,
rather, getting Marvin "Popcorn" Sutton, author of the
apparent American classic
Me
and My Likker, released from the clutches of The Man.
Otherwise, looks like Popcorn's
going to prison on federal weapons and distillation of
illegal spirits charges--that is, one presumes, unless Bo and
Luke show up
in the General Lee.
The Wall Street Journal's Law Blog describes Popcorn as "a legend
of Appalachia." Always good to see stereotypes disproved, no?
If Popcorn was your supplier, though, and you're looking for
something to help you make it through the jittery hours of detox,
may I suggest losing yourself in imaginative play with a $150
bling-flashing Bernie Madoff action figure? It doesn't
come with any plastic dupes, but take a cue from ol' Popcorn
and...adapt.
