So have we entered the age of The Deodorant Defense?
Scott Stein believes
we may have with this week's BB gun heist of some body spray,
and he's arguing for a more public spirited approach to personal
hygiene products.
Of course, none of that is any weirder than what
happens in my hometown. (Samples: "9:31 a.m. — At the
station, someone reports receiving a call stating that her death
will be soon. This is classified as 'annoying.'"; "11:49 a.m. —
Another poor cat is found dead at the library. It is not buried
in a book.")