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Strangeways, Here We Come

By Shawn Macomber on 10.24.08 @ 9:45AM

So have we entered the age of The Deodorant Defense? Scott Stein believes we may have with this week's BB gun heist of some body spray, and he's arguing for a more public spirited approach to personal hygiene products.

Of course, none of that is any weirder than what happens in my hometown. (Samples: "9:31 a.m. — At the station, someone reports receiving a call stating that her death will be soon. This is classified as 'annoying.'"; "11:49 a.m. — Another poor cat is found dead at the library. It is not buried in a book.")

Thanks, Paul.