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Madonna has finally found someone she hates more than Sarah Palin--and the poor bloke is still married to her! Hey, Guy, I think Kabbalah is stupid, too, but, alas, I don't expect Madonna or her mountains of cash to be in a spiritual/forgiving mood in court. Sadly, you don't have, like, a prayer. 

The whole things is almost enough to make me go see one of Ritchie's crap movies. (Sympathy ticket, anyone?) I can't imagine RocknRolla could be any worse than An American Carol, right?