JP: My instinct is to illustrate why I'm right on this point by coming up with a really nasty, biting description of you and speculating that you could, in fact, be something equally bad as well, but that I hope that neither is the case. And then D.C. area denizens who read the Spectator could throw these back in your face over lunch, at parties, etc. Now, I won't do that because it would be extremely uncharitable (if funny) and we like to keep it classy here.