JP: My instinct is to illustrate why I'm right on this point by
coming up with a really nasty, biting description of you and
speculating that you could, in fact, be something equally bad as
well, but that I hope that neither is the case. And then D.C. area
denizens who read the Spectator could throw
these back in your face over lunch, at parties, etc. Now, I won't
do that because it would be extremely uncharitable (if funny) and
we like to keep it classy here.