The American Spectator

So I admit I was a little hurt when I learned Hillary Clinton, who promised me dinner under the stars, was two timing with that rogue Robert Stacy McCain. Now Bill Clinton writes to smooth it all over:

Dear Shawn,

During the campaign, Hillary and I didn’t have the chance to eat together much because we were usually on the trail in different states. Now that the campaign’s over, I’m glad we can share more meals again. Of all the people I’ve had the privilege to break bread with, the person I most enjoy is still Hillary.

Now you have a chance to have dinner with her. And if you contribute today to help Hillary retire that pesky campaign debt, you and a guest might be sitting down to dinner with her soon. I think you should go for it and enter today. Join Hillary for dinner. Make a contribution today. Trust me on this one. If you’re the lucky winner, it will be a night you’ll really enjoy and one to remember.

All my best,

Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton thinks I should go for it. And that breaking bread with Hillary is and has always been a real hoot! (Although cigars and Walt Whitman with Hillary…presumably less so.) Can there be any further debate? I’ll see you all over at the Hillary For Prez Internet Credit Card Machine. May the best—or mostly okay—man win.