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...can't quit smoking.

Now I'm just sad. Even if this does prove he won't go along with everything Michelle says, I was also depending on Obama to change, as promised, so many of my bad habits--like resisting my incorporation into the statist collective (H.O.P.E.), for example. I fear his failure to control his own habits might mean he will indeed allow me to go back to my life as usual, leaving me leaderless, living my imperfect life as I see fit And like the rest of my herd, this is what I fear more than anything else.

Noooo! Baaaa!