Since James Taranto is on vacation this week, I'll call one of
his "metaphor alerts" on Camille Paglia's Salon column this week.
Not only does she open with a sequence of three (or is is four?)
straight movie references, she follows up with passages like this
one, describing the Clintons:
Why wouldn't they play smiley-face rope-a-dope now and
smash-mouth alley-and-ambush fisticuffs right to the
bitter end -- meaning the convention in August? It's now or never
for Ms. Hill. Even if Obama loses this fall, there's no guarantee
whatever that she would win the Democratic nomination in 2012.
That hoss will have been around the rodeo way too many
times. The infusion of fresh new blood into the party
-- especially women governors -- has already started. Who will want
to resurrect all those 1990s mummies?
Republican operatives have been salivating for Hillary
to be the nominee. Her vainglorious claim to have been fully
"vetted" is ludicrous. She and her husband left a mountain of
manure in Little Rock and Washington that hasn't even begun to
be thrown.