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I'm reviewing the video, but I have to say that there's another crime lingering Phil didn't mention, which I think may be at the root of terrorism.

Bad writing.

Look, I realize that the grievances Palestinians have may compel them to write quickly, but the characters are hard to sympathize with. Generally, it's tough to sympathize with a camo-wearing boxing puppet and what appears to be a cabbage patch kid in overalls. But I'm at 2 minutes and 30 seconds, and there's been no stabbing.

At least Shakespeare had the good sense to include a bloodied ghost in the first act, knowing that there wouldn't be any killing until the third.