By James Poulos on 2.5.08 @ 10:09PM
You'd feel different, Shawn, if you lived in a small town. You'd disagree if you grew up in a small town. If you hung out in a small small town. Yeah, you'd be small in a small town.
PS Who needs the former cougar if your wife's the real thing?
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