Acerbic political wit doesn't go out of style. Check out
My Manufactured Mitt by Ben Domenech (my co-worker) at
Redstate:
This brings us to an important point. Some may say
that Romney is not a candidate who can be trusted. This is another
bigoted lie. On the contrary: we can absolutely trust him! We can
trust him to follow the path that our country charts for him. Are
we not interested in representative government? Of course we are!
And Mitt Romney is perhaps the most representative of all the
candidates to ever seek the presidency of any nation, ever, even
the imaginary ones with the aforementioned Oompah Loompahs-there is
nothing untrustworthy about this man, not even his hair. When the
electorate wants him to believe something, he believes it! When
they want him to oppose something, he opposes it! When they are
divided, he waffles!
Read it all, even if you like the Mittster. This is some very fine
political humor.
