His supporters may need an
intervention. But listen, I have my own "figurativelies":
When I practiced law with Justice Roberts... (Well,
we were both lawyers, in different cities and never met. Except I
saw him at the opera.)
When I told President Bush.... (Well when he's on
TV I often do talk back to the screen.)
When I traveled with Margaret Thatcher. ... (Well
she traveled a lot when I was in college. She went to Russia and I
drove home for the summer but we were simultaneously moving. I
think.)
When I was an advisor to Richard Nixon... ( I was
in high school and repeatedly advised anyone who would listen that
he should resign. I don't think he knew I was advising him but I
was!)