It’s time for yet another Democratic debate. So, it’s time for
another Top Ten List of Things You Won’t Hear:
1. I want to thank MoveOn.org for making the Petraeus hearings such a success.
2. Thanks to Lee Bollinger, Americans can see there is someone with even less common sense than us.
3. If we all say “Islamic Terrorism,” will the Giuliani camp stop taunting us?
4. Well, I suppose if Hillary wore an “I love W” button she could still lose the nomination.
5. Glad that GM strike settled — I might have actually been expected to explain how capitulating to the UAW’s demands would be good for the economy.
6. I miss Alberto Gonzales — and goodness knows Chuck Schumer does.
7. Norman Hsu? I’ll give the balance of my time to Hillary.
8. Yes, “Democrat” is nice but “Not The Republican” is how I and the Congressional candidates will be listed on the November ballot.
9. North Korea and Syria? Joe Biden’s the smart one — go ask him.
10. I should have listened to Fred Thompson and done Leno instead.
A man of faith in a godless age is hitting Americans where it hurts.
Mr. and Mrs. American Spectator Reader, let P.J. O’Rourke talk sense to your kids.
In Britain, defending your property can get you life.
The debacle of this president’s administration is both a cause and a symptom of the decline of American values. Unless Congress impeaches him, that decline will go on unchecked. An eminent jurist surveys the damage and assesses the chances for the recovery of our culture.
It won’t take long for conservatives to scratch this presidential wannabe off their 2008 scorecard.
The American Christmas, like the songs that celebrate it, makes room for everybody under the rainbow. Is that why so many people seem to be hostile to it?
Was the President done in by the economy, or by the politics of the economy?