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Ten Things You WON'T Hear at the GOP Debate:
1. You mean Senator Craig was lying?
2. I'd rather be on Jay Leno too.
3. Alberto Gonzales would be my pick for the
Supreme Court.
4. I just bought one of those Bush presidency
count down clocks.
5. Can you ask Ron Paul about 9-11 again so I can
yell at him this time?
6. Mike Huckabee is right -- Republicans only like
rich people.
7. Can we just have a "Best of the Previous
Debates" show this time?
8. Not that there is anything wrong with the
Republican brand but can we go back to "Whig"?
9. If we put all the primaries in January can we
take the rest of the year off?
10. If I was on "Law and Order" reruns I
wouldn't be here either.
topics:
Law, Supreme Court, NATO