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My top ten things you won't hear at the Democratic
debate got a few laughs, so here's the list for the Republicans for
Sunday:
1. Alberto Gonzales is my ideal attorney
general.
2. If you liked George Bush's management style,
you'll love mine.
3. Do you really think it's fair to have to pony up
a bushel load of money and rent buses to win a straw poll
vote?
4. Obama was only partially right -- we should add
Mugabe to the despot tour list.
5. If we knew it would have cost John Edwards
money, we'd have been in favor of increasing taxes on hedge funds
too.
6. Perhaps Bush's immigration reform bill was a
good idea.
7. I think we haven't talked enough about spouses
in this campaign.
8. Could I please have a "what do you think of
Barack Obama's foreign policy ideas" question?
9. I'm sure a Hillary Supreme Court would be just
fine -- look how well Ruth Bader Ginsburg turned out.
10. If I say I'm just "testing the waters," can I
skip this question?
topics:
Taxes, Foreign Policy, Barack Obama, Supreme Court, Immigration