In the Alabama Senate yesterday, Republican state Sen. Charles
Bishop actually punched
Democratic colleague (and former longtime Senate President Pro Tem,
now merely the "power behind the throne") Lowell Barron
squarely across the face. Not only that, but if you watch
this version of things, you will see that Bishop was rather
unrepentatnt. Two things need to be said. The first, and least
important, is that Lowell Barron is a despicable, double-talking
throwback to the bad old days of institutionally corrupt backwater
legislatures. I've sat around a conference table with him and
listened to him obfsucate and prevaricate, and I watched for years
as he killed every effort at nn-ideological, "good government"
reform while pushing a liberal agenda. He does deserve a
commupeance, and probably merits a sound thrashing in a fair fight
after "stepping outside" in response to a public challenge to
settle things like a man.
But (and this is the second thing that needs to be said) what
Bishop did wasn't a fair fight, and it wasn't outside. It was a
sucker punch, in the Senate chamber, a punch thrown because Bishops
poor supposedly virgin ears couldn't bear to hear himself called an
SOB. It was outrageous behavior, the behavior of a lout and a
coward. In a modern republican (small 'r') government, it is not
just unacceptable behavior, but destructive of the entire civic
order. The Alabama Senate, acting within its authority to
discipline its own members, ought to expel Mr. Bishop from the
Senate.