In an email to members and interested parties, the nation’s foremost upscale Earth worship cult, the Sierra Club, asked all and sundry to write Caesar Obamus to thank him for allowing millions of citizens of other countries in the United States illegally to stay here as long as they please.
Inquiring minds are entitled to wonder what essentially erasing our southern border has to do with clean air and water, the ostensible purpose for the existence of said cult. Anticipating this puzzlement, the email goes on to say:
Many of our immigrant communities are on the front lines of environmental degradation, fighting to protect their families from dangerous air and water pollution, and record-setting storms. Yet, undocumented immigrants have often lacked the most basic protections that would allow them to safely speak up and seek justice. Instead, many have had to live in fear of having their families ripped apart, making their neighborhoods easy targets for polluters.