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Yule Log

By Reid Collins on 12.24.06 @ 5:36PM

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. But he is not the fellow posing as Santa when he messages you on the Internet, so do not under any circumstance answer any of that mail. The real Santa does not have a computer and communicates with us directly through our hearts, minds, and imaginations.

In this sense, he is always logged on, always and always.