"Global temperatures are dangerously close to the highest ever
estimated to have occurred in the past million years, scientists
reported Monday."
Soon, temperatures will get really
dangerously close. And then we will be sorry that we didn't
listen.
Those of you who have had the (mis)fortune to watch the
unintentionally hilarious The Day After
Tomorrow will appreciate the South Park episode "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow" (highly
inappropriate for the office -- or the family).