When last we left the new 007, Daniel Craig, he was announcing
he had been scared out of his wits by a ride in a fast boat with
some Royal Navy guys. I kiddingly prophesied that this new version
of the coolest tough guy on the planet would go way too far, given
his renunciation of booze, cigarettes and guns. Sometimes the jokes
I make are made unfunny by subsequent events. I really hate this
one.
According to this
report, Monsewer Craig appears in the new version of In
Cold Blood in which he plants a homosexual kiss on another
character. Cubby Broccoli must be turning over in his grave. At
this rate, Craig will make Bond unrecognizable. It’s like the NY
Times. The brand will be worthless soon.
Don’t go away mad, Mr. Craig. Just go away. Soon.