To: Attorney General, City of Chicago
Your worship:
As I recall, I shot a man named John Dillinger to death in your
city in the summer of 1934.
It was outside a movie theatre and I could name the movie that
was showing and a woman named Anna who accompanied him, along with
a woman of lesser repute.
I can recite numerous details of this event if you will reserve
for me First Class flight accommodations from Washington, D.C. to
your city. A champagne flight, please. Large prawns for lunch would
be nice.
Yours contritely,
Reid Collins