On the new 007, Daniel Craig. First we had him being scared by
the Royal Navy fast boat delivering him to a press gaggle. Next he
announced he hated handguns. Then he foreswore booze. Now,
according to the Beeb, he's promised us a "fallible" James
Bond. What's left? Will he condemn fast cars for all time? Will
007 trade the Aston Martin for a Toyota Prius?
Look, Craig. Bond is a hip-shooting, hard-drinking,
fast-car-driving tough guy. Deal with it, or clear out. If the
world wanted to see Woody Allen as 007 (which we did in the
unmercifully awful first "Casino Royale") he'd have kept the part.
Ever wonder why he didn't?
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