Wlady: HBO? Ok, my apologies for accusing you of spending extra
bucks on Barbra. Watching her on HBO is permissible, like drinking
French wine someone else has purchased (my scruples go only so
far.) But my other objections stand: why, when ESPN is now
broadcasting in high-def, can you take time for Babs? Please tell
me you won’t do that again tonight. If you can’t make that promise,
let me know and I’ll make an emergency delivery of “The Enforcer”
or “Sudden Impact.” As necessary, Harry Callahan and I stand ready
to make your day. Or evening.
As to Mizz O’Hara, I lost all patience with her after “The Quiet
Man.” I remember “The Wind and the Lion”, when Sean Connery (who
ever cast a Scot as an Arab brigand?) repeatedly told Mrs.
Pedicaris (the historically-inaccurate character played by Candice
Bergen) that she was a “lot of trouble.” Candice was worth it and
Maureen wasn’t.