One of the world's most notorious murderers has obtained a wedding license. Charles Manson has been granted leave to marry a woman named Star who has spent nearly the past decade trying to secure his release. Manson is 80, Star is 26. Once a cult leader, always a cult leader.
Now I've seen everything.
This isn't exactly encouraging for us single folks who are unable to find our better halves. Apparently not being a psychopathic killer doesn't count for much these days.
Well, perhaps marriage will mellow Manson.
And then perhaps Iran will start buying Israel bonds.