Judah Friedman

Judah Friedman is a writer in Los Angeles.


There’s Only One Safe Bet Tonight


My debate predictions are that Monday night football will have its lowest ratings ever. In America, you’re not allowed to bet on the presidential elections. If you could, just imagine all of the different betting and prop bets that would be wagered. Anyone who claims he can predict the course of events tonight is betting against himself. […]

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Who the Hillary Is She?


So here we are, 40 days and change left. One candidate who’s everywhere, and one who is playing a game of hide and seek.  Come out, come out wherever you are, Hillary. I want you to think about this. Hillary Clinton has been in the public eye for the better part of 30 years and […]

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She’s Leaving on a Jet Plane of Her Very Own


I cannot stop thinking about Hillary’s new plane. So many questions, so many hypocrisies, my head feels like a chicken cooking on a rotisserie just thinking about it. They say imitation is the best form of flattery and Hillary is the great imitator, so enjoy your Mini-Trump. But before we start, I think it’s important to […]

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Hillary’s Running Out Her Broken Clock


The game plan was working, let’s “protect the lead,” and, yes, it’s football season, baby. So, are you ready for some football analogies and metaphors? There is one thing all of us football fans hate, other than breast cancer awareness month and Mr. Pig Socks. We hate when our team is up, and the coach decides […]

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Trump Protesters Without Borders


One of my favorite charities is Doctors Without Borders. It’s the only charity it never bothers me to be accosted by at the local grocery store. Is there anything more noble then risking your life to save another’s? Doctors traveling the globe helping those who can’t yet help themselves — I can’t fathom why they are […]

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Unfiltered Donald Tries Out New Material


I constantly have what I perceive to be brilliant thoughts and theories that swirl around my brain. After careful study, and using my friends as my thought and theory Guinea pigs, I soon find out what is funny, thoughtful, idiotic, and what I should never ever repeat. And every once in a while my “brilliance” […]

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To Our Friends in the Clintonholic News Media


You have been abused; you have been lied to, cheated on and stolen from. They have repeatedly told you that it will get better and that things will change, but they never do. You’ve been in this relationship for over thirty years trapped with the hope that they will treat you differently this time. Scared […]

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The Word on Trump


They found their word; after months of focus group and media testing and polling they found their word. It’s the word that has shifted the election, and no the word is not honesty, nor is it trustworthy, that would be too much to ask. In their defense, and I give them kudos, it’s a great […]

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No More Messing Around


Have you, or have any of your friends, ever been members of the Republican (Trump) Party? If yes, did you post that? Did you tweet that? What did you mean when you said that? How do you know those people on your wall? We were told that in 2015 you stayed at a Trump Hotel, who did you […]

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Our Bodyguard


When I was younger there was an amazing movie called My Bodyguard, which starred the talented and (yes) conservative actor, Adam Baldwin. Spoiler Alert. But the movie is 35 years old, so I think the statute of limitations is up. The movie was about a kid being bullied at school, so he acquired the biggest, […]

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