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Showing the Flag

You never know who you’ll run into on the road to Philadelphia.

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The Nobel is really a silly joke now.

And whatever happened to all the hosannas about Arab Spring? The whole area is falling apart. Deadly riots in Egypt. Poison gas loose in Syria. I thought Anderson Cooper said it would all be fine. Does anyone really have any idea of how dangerous it turned out to be to kick out our pal Mubarak? How could our State Department have been that naive? Very scary. I wish I were in Idaho with my guns and my God.

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Ben Stein is a writer, actor, economist, and lawyer living in Beverly Hills and Malibu. He writes “Ben Stein’s Diary” for every issue of The American Spectator.

Letter to the Editor View all comments (51) |

Bill Hussein O'Stalin| 1.29.13 @ 6:47AM

You lead an interesting life Ben. I too pay bills and wonder where it all goes sometimes but I don't care. You can't take it with you.

You mentioned public rudeness, how's this for an example? My daughter took my 3 year old granddaughter to a Caps game last weekend. At one point they were throwing coupons out for Chick-fil-a and as one rested in the air about 3 inches from my grand daughter's hand a big fat jerk three seats away jumped up and reached over and snatched it from her.

You have to wonder who would do such a thing. There was a time in my life if I had been present I would have pounded his face in, picked him up and thrown him down three aisles, and then really got to work.

However, as I've gotten older I've become more patient with public acts of rudeness. Sometimes I say something and often times I don't.

Maybe it's a collective sense of public entitlement that makes people so rude and without manners. It's hard to say.

Anyway, the next time you're in South Carolina, visit Myrtle Beach. Great restaurants of all varieties and friendly people. I get down there for several months a year.

There are rude people there too but they are usually the tourists from New Jersey and New York.

Frank Drackman| 1.29.13 @ 8:38AM

Umm might wanta avoid Myrtle during that whole "Black Biker Week" Thang...

KennesawJack| 1.29.13 @ 9:58AM

True, that.

Anti-Statist| 1.29.13 @ 10:28AM

That's "just" the Memorial Day weekend. We have a place in North Myrtle Beach, and that week is avoided like the plague. You know that the week has so much economic potential for local businesses to start the summer, and they're stuck with BBW. And trying to be rid of it would cost even more.

Waccamaw| 1.29.13 @ 10:49AM

The South Carolina Coast is not known as the Redneck Riviera for nothing.

Bill8472| 1.29.13 @ 2:04PM

"The Grand Strand."

KennesawJack| 1.29.13 @ 2:52PM

Waccamaw, the Redneck Riviera stretches from Panama City Beach, Fl. to Gulf Shores, Al. and is one hell of great place. If you ever get the chance, visit the Florabama Lounge. It's on the beach on the stateline between Fl. and Al. For lack of a better description, picture it as the redneck's answer to Margaritaville. Americana on steroids.

Butch| 1.29.13 @ 3:42PM

Absolutely the best place on Earth for a vacation, KJack, and I've been all over. Everybody's Southern. Great beach, gorgeous women, fabulous restaurants, the works.

Albert Constantine Jr.| 1.29.13 @ 4:44PM

KJ;

I recall being there in 1999. I had just missed the mullet tossing contest. There was a young coed giving a class on the proper method to consume crawfish...

KennesawJack| 1.29.13 @ 5:53PM

Al, now tell me she demo'ed how to suck the heads. Oh! To be young again.

Albert Constantine Jr.| 1.29.13 @ 8:31PM

...and in her drawl said, "Suck the head, and squeeze the ta-il"...

KennesawJack| 1.29.13 @ 9:36PM

You really know how to hurt a guy.

Bill8472| 1.29.13 @ 9:36AM

You could have said to the guy, "Nice catch, Pal!"

Kotorokun| 1.29.13 @ 7:56AM

I do so hate it when corpulent inebriates bump into me. It's even worse when they don't apologize! Heaven forfend!

Bill8472| 1.29.13 @ 9:37AM

And you can't even write a widely-read commentary about those fat guys!

R Martin| 1.29.13 @ 8:08AM

Mr. Stein, if you are spending any moment of your precious time watching Rachel Maddow interview Paul Krugman or considering anything Anderson Cooper might utter, you deserve to suffer the anxiety expressed in this piece.

BTW, I thought you and Krugman were kindred spirits in the efficacy of Keynesian economics.

TLP| 1.29.13 @ 8:13AM

"In my long experience, I don't believe the Government works that way."

"Do they Run Guns to Killer Cartels? Yeah."

"Do they Forge Documents to a Federal Judge? Yes."

"Did this President Campiagn for 5 Days, while New Orleans was Under Water? I guess."

"After watching the attacks on our Consulate in Benghazi (in real time) and then Giving the Order to Stand Down (thus leaving these 4 Men to Die) did this President get up and go to bed, so he'd be fresh for more Campaign Fund Raising in Las Vegas, and at Jay Z's House the next day? I guess he did."

"I just don't see him trying every trick in the book, to get More Money from me."

Does that make me Stupid?"

Not by itself, per se. But it's definately adding to the height of the Ben Stein is Stupid Pile.

Albert Constantine Jr.| 1.29.13 @ 8:48AM

Check out the Colepatch article. It looks like an early entry for Friday.

TLP| 1.29.13 @ 11:40AM

Look at you, all excited.

I have this Image of you in my head, as one of those kids doing the: "I really gotta go pee Mommy" dances. The only problem is that you're not a little kid in the Image. You're still doing the Dance, but you're doing as the Guy I imagined you to be, yesterday.

I think I need an appointment with Occam.

Albert Constantine Jr.| 1.29.13 @ 1:26PM

That's two days in the row you've commented on my (imaginary) bodily functions.

I concur.

OT may be able to help.

Meanwhile, I recommend that you read Colepatch.

TLP| 1.29.13 @ 3:14PM

Who's Colepatch!

Albert Constantine Jr.| 1.29.13 @ 4:45PM

Hal G.P. Colebatch, who wrote the Caine Mutiny entry today.

Hardcard| 1.29.13 @ 8:25AM

Benny always on the hustle to make more buck$, travel here and travel there, you can't get enough. Have you been to the Cayman Islands to vist your stash lately? You can't take it with you in the end, so take a nice nap.

CJW| 1.29.13 @ 8:27AM

Ben
The same happened to me about two months ago. It is another internet scam for you to send money. It appeared to be from Nigeria given the wording of similar scams asking that ask you to send money to help someone get money from the government. For example, it said "You will suffer a loss of liberty" instead of the American, "You will be incarcerated." The spelling of some words was British. I was able to restart the computer myself.

Albert Constantine Jr.| 1.29.13 @ 8:46AM

My wife got a similar notice, and if she would pay a $175 fine by wire transfer, the US Depatment of Justise would restore her internet privileges.

It reminded me of the scam that Reid Collins wrote about last year, where Panamanians arrested his grandson, but the DEA agent would help clear up his charges from his traffic accident if you'd wire him the fine.

CJW| 1.29.13 @ 5:47PM

"The US Department of Justise would restore her internet priviliges."
Were they behind the TLP loss of priviliges?

Albert Constantine Jr.| 1.29.13 @ 8:32PM

I'm sure Eric Holder would rubberstamp if he could.

Marc Jeric| 1.29.13 @ 8:32AM

Establishment of jihadist regimes under Obama's Arab Spring program (done in Tunisia, Libya, Egypt; still to go in Syria, Yemen, Lebanon, Gaza, West Bank, Afghanistan, Iraq, Jordan), and with help of the existing jihadist regimes in Turkey, Sudan, and Iran is planned to proceed to the destruction of Israel and the associated mass murder of all Jews there under a close supervision provided by Kerry, Brennan, and Hagel. The Benghazi murder cover-up interrupted temporarily the transfer of arms to the Syrian jihadists; but it will continue after that interruption; Egyptian jihadists received 20 fighter jets and 200 tanks as Obama’s personal gift. This work will then inevitably earn Obama his second Nobel Piece Prize (his time for a real accomplishment – not like the first one given only on the basis of Hope & Change).

Albert Constantine Jr.| 1.29.13 @ 8:39AM

The mistake is to read what Ben has to say. The comments are better.

Peppermint Tea | 1.29.13 @ 1:05PM

Ben: "I wish I were in Idaho with my guns and my God."

Hmmm... Ben's God lives in Idaho? That would solve the Middle East if those pesky Zionists knew that.

Actually, Idaho has four temples (Boise, Twin Falls, Idaho Falls, and Rexburg) and they are building a fifth in Meridian. Sorry, but none up North in the panhandle, but there is one in Spokane.

Bill8472| 1.29.13 @ 9:40AM

Just an observation: it's not a disservice to your wife to look at pretty women. It's not even a disservice to your wife to have impure thoughts. It's not so good to write a nationally-distributed column about it, though.

And that Marine with the three tours, and he left the service as a Lance Corporal? Wow, promotion must come slowly in the USMC.

Balducci2| 1.29.13 @ 9:51AM

AFAIK Julie at home (the reason he gives in this column for not looking at the ladies) is his dog. Alexandra is his wife.

Bill8472| 1.29.13 @ 2:06PM

So was he calling the women dogs?

KennesawJack| 1.29.13 @ 10:01AM

Oh, I don't know. My brother was promoted to E-7 four times. Think about it.

Bill8472| 1.29.13 @ 1:49PM

"It's a Marine's DUTY to get drunk and get in fights while on leave!"

Waccamaw| 1.29.13 @ 10:05AM

n

Anthony| 1.29.13 @ 10:19AM

Tisk, tisk Ben, that spam warning only pops up on people's computers who are downloading porn.
Oh well, your faithful readers aren't the least bit suprised. Does your shrink know? Does he approve? I bet he does!!!
What are some of your favorite sites Ben? Let me guess, comely German blondes (mostly women) with whips in Jackboots and skimpy Nazi uniforms.
I bet your pal DSK has his favorite web sites too. Probably involving Amazon African women.

WaffenSS| 1.29.13 @ 12:07PM

What is the site with German chicks in jackboots and skimpy nazi uniforms, what have I been missing.

Anthony| 1.29.13 @ 1:06PM

Can't help you WaffenSS, but if you ask nicely, I'm sure Uncle Ben will put you onto some steamy sites.
So steamy, Uncle Ben's rice cooks without sticking.
And if you're into kinky African Amazons, contact DSK over at the World Bank. Oh, and both Ben and DSK have a thing for Hillary as their school principal.

KennesawJack| 1.29.13 @ 1:43PM

And Waffen, it it's hot Caribbean chicks (especially young ones - as in REAL young) you're looking for, check with Sen. Menendez. I hear he has the skinny on that.

Albert Constantine Jr.| 1.29.13 @ 4:48PM

...and some money saving tips, as well...

KennesawJack| 1.29.13 @ 5:54PM

Hah!

Michele San Pietro| 1.29.13 @ 11:14AM

To burn a flag should be a crime in my opinion, but I disagree with Ben Stein when he writes we should have kept dictator Mubarak stay in power and has a bad judgment of Arab Spring. People have the right to decide about their destiny in Arab countries, too.

Peppermint Tea | 1.29.13 @ 1:09PM

Have you noticed that 2 years ago it was an "Arab Spring," but now the Media including FOX reports Cairo demonstrations as "anti-government riots" ??

Michele San Pietro| 1.30.13 @ 12:15PM

That's normal... I have no symphaty for the Muslim Brotherhood, but Morsi, unlike Mubarak, was elected democratically, this is undeniable...

RCV| 1.29.13 @ 12:00PM

You're right, Ben, about Greenville, South Carolina. I spent a few weeks there once in an arbitration, and found the local folk lovely in every respect. It's a gem of a community.

Commander Kelly | 1.29.13 @ 5:16PM

Does Obama not have some degree of culpability for the death of now over 60k in Syria? Where is American leadership? For much more see...

http://americanconservativeinl.....pot.co.uk/

Dimitry_Aleksandrovich| 1.30.13 @ 3:34PM

There most likely wouldn't be 60,000+ dead in Syria if it hadn't been for the U.S. policy (whether directly or indirectly) of funding, arming and training the Free Syrian Army (which is a large percentage Sunni Islamist not unlike Al Qaeda). Why is it Egypt didn't descend into a civil war. Why hasn't Bahrain or the largely Shia eastern Saudi Arabia not descended into conflict as in Syria? The answer is that the US and their allies have been propping up the governments of Egypt, Saudi Arabia and Bahrain for a long time. It is in the interest of the US government to support autocrats in Saudi Arabia and Bahrain. As for Egypt, Morsi was educated at USC and I'm sure we still maintain close ties to the Egyptian military to which we just sold billions in military hardware.

Why Syria and Libya have been the only nations to face an armed revolt well I think the answer to that can be traced directly back to Washington DC and their European allies. Ghaddafi said and Assad have been saying that they are fighting Sunni Islamists no different than Al Qaeda if not Al Qaeda themselves and it is those Islamists that our government is now supporting (as we have for decades) to overthrow Middle Eastern governments that will not do Washington's bidding.

Dimitry_Aleksandrovich| 1.30.13 @ 1:42AM

I'd say hold off on moving to Idaho Ben. The Northwest may seem like a free zone, but not being an Aryan the thought of moving to Idaho unnerves me. If I'm not mistaken Coeur d'Alene is still the epicenter of the Neo-Nazi movement.

As for the flag. The flag is bittersweet for me. I love my country. Despite what people think due to my user name my roots are deep in America. Both my grandfather's served in the Navy during WWII, my paternal grandfather (UDT) cleared mines off the shore of Omaha Beach before the invasion of Normandy.

I love America and I know the sacrifices that many have made for this country and I know how deeply people love this country and believe in this country. The bittersweet taste comes not from the American people but from the American government and some segments of American business who have done their best to exploit the patriotic fervor of most Americans for their own gains.

Vstarrider| 1.30.13 @ 3:43AM

Yes Dimitry. Idaho is full of gun loving possible Nazis. Please stay away. Especially if you're from California. BTW, Ben already lives in Idaho about 60 miles north of Coeur d Alene.
As the saying goes: Idaho is, what America was!

Dimitry_Aleksandrovich| 1.30.13 @ 11:53AM

It's just my perception, maybe it's a wrong perception. Just like the perception of people who think anyone with a Russian sounding name is the second coming of Joseph Stalin (who was Georgian by birth) and a card carrying communist.

I am a proud gun owner as well. I'm a strong supporter of the Constitution. I have been a Republican since I was 18. Voted for George W. Bush twice (my mistake), voted for Ron Paul in the last two elections. So what if I am a staunch trade unionist? Pat Buchanan had strong support for trade unionists and has long opposed free trade as being detrimental to American industry and thus the American worker?

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