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A Letter to a Friend in Prison

Here’s a little of what’s been going on on the outside.

My Dear Friend,

You cannot imagine how happy I was, and Alex was, to get your letters about life at your facility. You seem to be taking it all unbelievably bravely and well. Your tutoring in arithmetic and reading must be amazingly helpful to the other guests. I am just awed that you keep such a great attitude in prison. I am even more awed that you take the time and kind affection to send encouragement to me who lives in comfort, while you are living in a prison barracks. It is a sign of the success you will have as a public speaker and as a minister that you summon up such love for a fellow human in your Spartan circumstances. Your empathy really knows no bounds. I bow down to your superior strength as a human being.

My life goes on as usual: dealing with the many men and women who want money from me as the economy continues in low gear, dealing with certain extremely wacko people very close to me — you know very well who they are. Worrying about how I will support myself and all of my dependents in my old age — which is rapidly coming upon me.

Today, I met up with J., who, as you will recall, is the daughter of an Auschwitz survivor. She is almost entirely supported at a comfortable level by my wife and me. We do that mostly to ease the mind of her mother, who has suffered more than anyone should ever suffer. We also do it because when J. was pregnant, she planned to have an abortion. I told her that I would support her and the baby indefinitely if she would not get an abortion. The baby is now a very successful college girl. The baby’s biological father is a solid citizen, but times have been hard for him and so — as noted — wifey and I are the pretty much the family’s sole support, except for loans and scholarships the daughter gets. The mother is in considerable anxiety about money all of the time.

Anyway, I met up with the mother today to give her some money. I told her I was about to have a visit from a super wonderful family of two adults and four children from Canada. They would be tired tonight and in the mood for something quick, I guessed. Plus, I told her, they were already slated for some lavish meals and I would like for this one to be modest.

J. helpfully suggested “Ruth’s Chris” Steakhouse, one of the most expensive restaurants in America, and then the roof garden at The Peninsula, another incredibly expensive restaurant. Not helpful at all. Perfect for a woman with no money at all, at least so she says.

In the event, I took the visitors, probably the best looking family on this planet, and certainly the most enthusiastic and polite, to a great hamburger and hot dog place called “Five Guys” and it was perfect. What an amazing difference it makes in life to be around polite, enthusiastic people.

Then I took the visitors to my condos above where Spago used to be. They were happy with the view. I left them there and I assume they went to sleep.

Now, I will go to sleep. I am so happy and relieved that you are well.

Friends are the family we make for ourselves. You and Phil are my indispensable family and I miss talking to you beyond what I can say. You have once again saved my mood and you will save many a life with your ministry of God’s love, even behind prison walls.

God bless you, and good night,
Ben

About the Author

Ben Stein is a writer, actor, economist, and lawyer living in Beverly Hills and Malibu. He writes “Ben Stein’s Diary” for every issue of The American Spectator.

Letter to the Editor View all comments (14) |

Rhoetus| 12.30.12 @ 3:18PM

Why have all the previous comments been deleted from this article?

Jack in Wi| 12.30.12 @ 5:09PM

Good Question!

Rhoetus| 1.1.13 @ 1:10PM

Some how the comments have migrated over to Dearly Beloved and don't recall posting anything there until today. ??? Deja Vu?

chuck| 12.30.12 @ 7:19PM

I think the editors are silencing us over our outrage of their banning TLP.

FREE TLP!!

Occam's Tool| 12.30.12 @ 8:51PM

Weird, because I had so many lovely things to say about Ben's total hypocrisy over Corporate responsibilty and legal liability and his crying over his friend who conned people out of $8 Million by fraudulently entering into contracts with them. One plane repair/refurbishing can be an accident, $8 million dollars is a lot.

By the way, Vikings beat the Packers tonight, Jack. Prepare for next week and six of the best, Spanky!

chuck| 12.30.12 @ 8:56PM

Happy New Year, OT! And may G-d continue to bless you and yours.

Jack in Wi| 12.30.12 @ 9:39PM

The Vikings won a good game. Next week should be a rough one for both teams. I can't complain. I have seen the Packers win 7 titles in my adulthood. The Vikings have won zip. I was hoping Brett Farve would win one last one with them. But New Orleans put a hit on him. Any other player would have left the game. The Saints deserved every fine and suspension they got.

Paul McGrath| 12.30.12 @ 9:43PM

I am sorry to see that the comments I made here in strong support of Mr. Stein's article have been removed.

What's next?

Pecos Pete| 12.31.12 @ 6:23AM

Free TLP!

BBT!

Albert Constantine Jr.| 12.31.12 @ 12:14PM

I noticed yesterday that Ben's article had also been edited. On Friday, the letter began "Dear Barron". It now begins "My Dear Friend,". After enough details appeared in the thread regarding the activities of Barron Thomas that led to his conviction and imprisonment, perhaps Mr. Stein wished to have them scrubbed.

But, then again, perhaps it was the Bring Back Tim and Free TLP movement inspired in the thread that caused the scrubbing.

If the latter is the case, it appears they are unsuccessful.

chuck| 12.31.12 @ 3:09PM

Kind of like the Stalin era, when he murdered his political opponents, he also had all their pictures removed so they really did "disappear".

So sad that we can compare The American Spectator to the Stalin-era USSR.

Albert Constantine Jr.| 12.31.12 @ 4:44PM

Oddly enough, the comments have reappeared (for now, anyway) in "Ben Stein's Diary" for today.

I'm thinking the Replacement Refs have been doing the website editing from Christmas Eve through New Year's Day.

Rhoetus| 12.31.12 @ 12:17PM

In the future I must save all my pithy comments in "word" so I may re-post them later should they be expunged.

sineperde | 1.10.13 @ 5:18AM

I had numerous beautiful things to mention regarding Ben's total hypocrisy over company responsibilty and legal liability and his crying over his friend World Health Organization conned individuals out of $8 Million by fraudulently going in contracts with them. One plane repair/refurbishing is Associate in Nursing accident, $8 million greenbacks could be a heap.
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