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Man Out of Time

Dragnet’s Jack Webb died thirty years ago, and a lot of America has been dead ever since.

Jack Webb, who died thirty years ago this weekend, arrived at the right time. “After the war, people were much more realistic,” notes Peggy Webber, star of more than 100 Dragnet episodes. “They wanted things to be as honest as possible. And he filled the bill.”

Dragnet, as the just-the-facts catchphrase it inspired indicates, depicted police work without the frills. Whereas other detective stories attracted listeners through the promise of a weekly shootout, Dragnet snagged them by keeping the weapons holstered. The iconic music, gimmicky teasers promising to reveal case results, and insistence that the show dramatized real-life events joined with the deadpan deliveries to provide the program an audience and authenticity.

My favorite radio episode involved a disturbed old man who for thrills made emergency phone calls for fake car accidents and the like. Typical broadcasts included bunco swindles of Korean War widows, juvenile delinquent rumbles, and small-time robberies of mom-and-pop outlets. Occasionally, the radio run tackled heroin, pornography, and other (im?)mature themes. The hustlers argued their innocence. They never, unlike their counterparts in the ’60s-era television version, argued the innocence of hustling. Crime hadn’t changed. Criminals had.

This became startlingly evident on the January 12, 1967 premiere episode of Dragnet 1967, which depicts a blue-faced teenager tripping on acid. Blue Boy memorably makes numerous non sequitur observations: “Brown, blue, yellow, green, green, orange, red. Red! Red! Red! I can hear them! I can hear them all!” Fifties, meet the sixties.

We remember this post-Miranda incarnation of Dragnet, despite it not achieving the success of the fifties television series or the radio program that started in 1949, in part because of its new-morality-meets-old quality. Joe Friday, with his close-cropped square-cut and man-in-the-gray-flannel-suit look in a tie-dyed age, might be best seen as a time traveler from the previous decade scoffing at the hubris of Timothy Leary-types, hateful Black Panthers, George Lincoln Rockwell-wannabes, and other enemies of law and order made-to-order for a Technicolor age.

Jack Webb, who married four beautiful women and fanatically wore down jazz records, wasn’t the spartan bachelor Joe Friday. But the actor resembled the character enough to notice. The World War II veteran narrated the federal government’s Cold War propaganda film, Red Nightmare. When Webb didn’t hawk Chesterfields to his listeners he chain smoked them long after radio’s golden age had passed. Loved ones hectored him to clean up his caveman diet. He countered: “What would the public think of Sergeant Friday if they thought he ate granola and drank milk?”

You can learn a lot about the actor and the character by watching, or listening to, Dragnet. Jack Webb could be preachy. He could be callous in his penchant for cruelly ironic one-liners when a villain fell as a victim. He could be cold. But he couldn’t overact. Jack Webb was the anti-William Shatner.

The man converged most with the character in his loyalty. Unlike, say, Gunsmoke, which ditched the gravel-voiced William Conrad for the granite-chinned James Arness, Dragnet retained its actors when it transitioned from radio to television. Gerald Nachman in Raised on Radio observed more than insulted when he dubbed the pixilated Dragnet “animated radio.” Radio’s same character actors appeared in different roles over and over again on television. Nachman points out, “The neorealistic show was such a total radio creature that it gained nothing from TV—you could shut your eyes and absorb it totally through your ears.”

Whereas listeners tuned into Dragnet in 1949 because it fit in with the times, viewers tuned into the show in 1967 because it stood apart from them.

“Don’t think you have a corner on all the virtue, vision in the country,” Joe Friday lectured the would-be creators of a hippie utopia. “Or that everybody else is fat and selfish and you’re the first generation to come along that’s felt dissatisfied. They all have, you know, about different things. Most of them didn’t have the same opportunity and freedoms that you do. Let’s talk poverty. Most places in the world that’s not a problem. That’s a way of life. And rights? They’re liable to give you a blank stare because they may not know what you’re talking about. The fact is more people are living better right here than anywhere else ever before in history. So don’t expect us to roll over and play dead when you say you’re dissatisfied.”

Jack Webb, like another pop culture giant of the sixties, just wasn’t made for these times. But the silent majority watching NBC on Thursday nights was pleased he was there.

About the Author

Daniel J. Flynn is the author of Blue Collar Intellectuals: When the Enlightened and the Everyman Elevated America. He blogs at www.flynnfiles.com

Letter to the Editor View all comments (105) |

Appleby| 12.21.12 @ 7:28AM

We never missed an episode of Dragnet. Of course, in the 1950s television was so new that we never missed ANYTHING.

Mr. Fuddle to you| 12.21.12 @ 10:40AM

Did any of you out there listen to "Father O'Donnel Makes His Rounds"? I always enjoyed listening to Father O'Donnel visit the sick and the shut in.

My favorite episode was the time Father O'Donnel visited old Mr. Harrington, a feeble bachelor who suffered from asthma and other maladies and played the piano. Mr. Harrington said, "Father O'Donnel, would you like to hear my ragtime version of Ave Maria"? And Father O'Donnel, the good-hearted soul, said, "You betcha! I'd like to hear anything you play--you know how to make that piano talk!"

Mr. Fuddle to you| 12.21.12 @ 10:45AM

Well, Mr. Harrington began banging out the fastest, jazziest arrangement you can ever imagine. But right in the middle of his piece, he suffered an epilectic seizure.
It was terrible! Just awful! But Father O'Donnel prayed fervently for Mr. Harrington's quick recovery, and the program ended with Mr Harrington saying in a weak, shaky voice, "Where am I?"

I never could figure out if it was the radio script or if the actor really had the seizure. It's puzzled me to this day.

What do you think?

Mr. Fuddle to you| 12.21.12 @ 10:47AM

Mr. Albert Constantine Jr. Sir, would you please comment on this mystery.

Al Brooks, BleedingHeartlib | 12.21.12 @ 4:11PM

Thirty years ago the GOP had a competent POTUS-- since that time you have not.

Quartermaster| 12.21.12 @ 7:37PM

And the Dims haven't had one since Grover Cleveland. In addition, he was the only one that was competent.

Rhoetus| 12.21.12 @ 9:46PM

Amen, The Cleveland Administration was the last one that followed the Constitution.

Al Brooks, BleedingHeartlib | 12.21.12 @ 9:51PM

but that's no good reflection on the GOP.

At any rate, Dragnet was a good program, and the '50s was a good decade. However the '40s-- not the '60s-- was when morality changed. My dad told me all about it: the war changed the national mores, not the counterculture.

And the Welfare State began around the time Reagan graduated from college in the '30s, not in the '60s.

Al Brooks, BleedingHeartlib | 12.21.12 @ 9:58PM

...and yes, I know Dragnet was also a '60s phenomenon, I saw most of the '67 episodes, however the origin of Dragnet was the '50s and Webb was a '50s sort of guy. BTW, you do remember Ed Norton singing dum de dum dum in reference to Dragnet when Ralph was threatened by thugs? That is Americana...

Joellen| 12.21.12 @ 7:44AM

This article should be sent to Hillary. IF she should testify regarding her role in Benghazi, over and over it should be repeated to her "just the facts ma'am, just the facts.

CJW| 12.21.12 @ 9:48AM

Mrs Bubba will say "that depends on the meaning of facts."

SUBVET| 12.21.12 @ 10:05AM

CJW.......Miss Bill = TEFLON

CJW| 12.21.12 @ 10:27AM

Merry Christmas , SUBVET

Al Adab| 12.21.12 @ 2:54PM

"I'm sorry, I can't recall. They tell me I suffered a concussion."

Merry Christmas to all of you my friends and correspondents.

SUBVET| 12.21.12 @ 6:20PM

CJW......back at you.............

C'mon Man!| 12.23.12 @ 3:09PM

And atty's like CJW are very happy they can do that. Lovely! Beware, the Lord has higher standards.

R Martin| 12.21.12 @ 7:52AM

"The fact is more people are living better right here than anywhere else ever before in history."

He should have added, "That's because of capitalism and free markets."

Mr. Flynn does not mention Jack Webb's sense of humor, well demonstrated by his appearance on Carson's show with the Copper Clapper Caper dialogue.

Albert Constantine Jr.| 12.21.12 @ 9:35AM

"...I'll clobber him..."

Our less vexatiously litigious society allowed for more satisfactory outcomes with Claude Cooper, as well.

R Martin| 12.21.12 @ 4:43PM

Would you consider my conclusion correct, wasn't Claude Cooper from Cleveland?

Occam's Tool| 12.21.12 @ 8:35PM

Another thing to note: Jack cast an ex-wife and her current husband for major roles in a show he produced.

He also could act very well, when indicated: note his appearance on Sunset Blvd. Friday was a character.

Rhoetus| 12.21.12 @ 9:48PM

"The DI" Ha!

CJW| 12.21.12 @ 10:28AM

R Martin

Merry Christmas

R Martin| 12.21.12 @ 11:21AM

All the best to you, sir, for a joyous Christmas season. And the same to all our other contest friends.

Tina B| 12.22.12 @ 11:28AM

Yes, to all other contest friends, very good Ricky, a happy and blessed Christmas with all the accoutrements. You are a classy bunch. I thank the Lord for you and the laughter and encouragement so many of you, ladies and gentlemen have provided me. You know who you are, and I send a toast to you all. Nazdrovia!

Albert Constantine Jr.| 12.22.12 @ 11:59AM

Same to you CJW, RM and Tina and the rest (which was how the opening theme song of Gilligan's Island went during the first season, before they switched it to "the Professor and Maryann...").

CJW| 12.22.12 @ 12:33PM

Tina, Albert
Merry Christmas

Frank Drackman| 12.21.12 @ 8:28AM

"Dragnet" was Must-See TV for little Frankie in the early 70's...
That and "Get Smart" and I'm pretty sure I practiced my first onanism to a Agent 99/Raquel Welch 3-way fantasy...
I'd even dress up in my Polyester Suit, toy replica of Fridays Chief's Special snubby, and me and my sister would play "Dragnet".
She'd be my sidekick(go ahead, make your jokes) and we'd go around the neighborhood keeping it safe from Acid Dropping Freaks.
But since we lived on Minot AFB, the most we'd find was someone who'd kept there snowchains on too long.
"Colonel, do you know who pays for the damage your snow chains do? Uncle Sam, thats who, and thats money that could have bought a few more lbs of JP-4 for our brave men bombing the gooks back to the Stoneage"
Umm but since my Dad was a Major, my career in Law Enforcement was even shorter than my career as a double ought spy...

Frank " Just the Facts" Drackman

mike 3/505| 12.21.12 @ 9:57AM

"....Agent 99/Raquel Welch...."

Barbara Feldon...."Oh Maaaax."
Barbara Eden... "Oh Maaaster."
Audrey Meadows... "Oh Ralph."
Betty... "Oh Barney."
MaryAnn.... "Oh Gillligen."

CJW| 12.21.12 @ 10:30AM

Merry Christmas, Colonel

mike 3/505| 12.21.12 @ 1:22PM

And to you and yours CJ!

Frank Drackman| 12.21.12 @ 11:09AM

Skipper "GILLIGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frank Drackman| 12.21.12 @ 11:10AM

wasn't there a Midwestern Governor in the 60's who probably would have been a presidential candidate if his name hadn't been "Gilligan"...

Frank

Seek| 12.21.12 @ 3:57PM

Interesting fact: His real-life daughter is Kathleen Sebelius.

benny havens| 12.22.12 @ 7:18AM

Mrs. Cleaver to Mr. Cleaver- “you were a little hard on the Beaver last night Ward”.

Occam's Tool| 12.21.12 @ 8:36PM

Minot to 'Bama. That's even farther than Chi-Town to Cullman....

Frank Drackman| 12.21.12 @ 8:29AM

Quick, what was Friday's badge #?
Hint, its the same as a famous sports record.

Albert Constantine Jr.| 12.21.12 @ 9:37AM

...714, and all the Quaalude users used to give a "Wooooowwwww" on that one...

SUBVET| 12.21.12 @ 10:09AM

A...Jr...........here's one....can you name Sky King's plane..........no you can't google it.

Citizen Jerry| 12.21.12 @ 10:55AM

As a child of the '50s, that would be Songbird.

mike 3/505| 12.21.12 @ 4:25PM

Damn! I missed it...I couldn't find my previous issue of EEA magazine...had a great article about Sky King in it. That was real Law Man!

SUBVET| 12.22.12 @ 12:31PM

I see Jerry you and I are close to the same age.....Merry Christmas

Albert Constantine Jr.| 12.22.12 @ 12:02PM

Sorry, Subvet, I read the answer on the thread, but I wouldn't have known otherwise.

Petronius| 12.21.12 @ 1:49PM

And Hank Aaron broke it.

Akaky| 12.21.12 @ 4:11PM

And Hank broke it without any help from his pharmacist. Those were the days.

Jeff R| 12.21.12 @ 8:40AM

Grew up watching Dragnet in the mid/late sixties. As a conservative kid coming up in a conservative family, Dragnet helped me appreciate that we weren't alone... that the counter-culture was just that: a counter and not representative of the majority's beliefs and values.

May Jack Webb, R.I.P.

RABart| 12.21.12 @ 8:43AM

Sgt. Friday's badge number was 714 -- Babe Ruth's home run total. Just the facts

Frank Drackman| 12.21.12 @ 8:49AM

funny I know that one, and Hank Aarons record, but have no idea where that Macrocephalic Barry Bonds ended up, and I'm a baseball fan...

CJW| 12.21.12 @ 9:46AM

I belileve Barry ended up with two years probation and house arrest.
I say BB in his rookie year with the Pirates, he was slim, and about half the size of his later years.

CJW| 12.21.12 @ 9:47AM

saw not say

SUBVET| 12.21.12 @ 10:11AM

You talking about Barry's head...........?

Hardcard| 12.21.12 @ 8:47AM

You forget his partners, Ben Alexander and then Harry Morgan may they all R.I.P.

RABart| 12.21.12 @ 8:48AM

Another favorite law enforcement officer I observed was Chief Dan Mathews of the Highway Patrol. It's a toss-up who I liked more, Dan or Joe. I still haven't figured out how they made the black and white's tires squeal on gravel roads. 10-4

Frank Drackman| 12.21.12 @ 8:50AM

OK, Friday's badge # was easy,
what was Bill Gannon's???
and BTW, Friday never said "Just the Facts, Maam"

Frank "do you feel lucky" Drackman

Jacob McCandles| 12.21.12 @ 9:19AM

I'll just guess...3568...the same number/name of the large asteroid that is hurtling through our atmosphere is I write this- soon to fulfill the Mayans' "prediction'

Moe Blotz| 12.21.12 @ 12:37PM

Oy Frank, you are probably one of the few personalities out here who knows where the geographical centre of North America lies. Years ago I delivered four inch wire rope for a drag line to an open pit coal mine near Minot. Maybe your dear old dad was flying in one of those B-52s I saw overhead.

Occam's Tool| 12.21.12 @ 8:39PM

Moe: Rugby, ND. I've been to the marker.

Moe Blotz| 12.23.12 @ 1:13PM

Good show OT, maybe we could meet there for a pint whilst we can still travel freely.

Frank Drackman| 12.21.12 @ 9:26AM

Remember Friday's spartan apartment? Or the time he shot(and killed!)the petty thief breaking into the change machines at the laudromat(dude drew down on Joe Friday! what a dumbass)and what was Joe Friday doing out on the streets at that hour? GOING TO BUY A PACK OF SMOKES...

Frank

Frank Drackman| 12.21.12 @ 9:29AM

Or the one where the Survivalist Gun Nut offered Friday a Thompson Submachine gun for $75!?!??!?!?!?!?!?
IF Friday would help out with the dudes Firearm's Dealer's license(How would a detective be able to do that anyway?)
DUDE TRIED TO BRIBE JOE FRIDAY, what a dumbass.
That Thompson was sweet too...

Frank

Albert Constantine Jr.| 12.21.12 @ 9:55AM

I saw an episode a couple of weeks ago where Joe was assigned to go out and try to attract more Negro officers to the LAPD as part of his recruiting duties. As he is addressing a classroom full of potential applicants, they scan those in attendance, and one is OJ Simpson (long before his breakout roles in "The Towering Inferno" and "The Naked Gun" movies, or even the rent a car commercials) along with other black football players of the time portraying recent high school graduates looking for careers.

Of course, since 1994, I imagine Mr. Simpson's view of the LAPD differs somewhat from Jack Webb's view.

Frank Drackman| 12.21.12 @ 9:58AM

I remember that one....
"Negro" was what they preferred to be called back then, it wasn't until that master of comedy Jimmy "JJ" Walker came around that it became "Black"
Frank

SUBVET| 12.21.12 @ 10:13AM

Or Mel Brooks...........

SUBVET| 12.21.12 @ 10:15AM

Good morning mam...........out of my way nigg*r.

Albert Constantine Jr.| 12.21.12 @ 11:05AM

I believe the dialogue which preceded the honorific was "Up Yours", but perhaps in the televised version, that was too confrontational.

Albert Constantine Jr.| 12.21.12 @ 11:06AM

I believe the dialogue which preceded the honorific was "Up Yours", but perhaps in the televised version, that was too confrontational.

SUBVET| 12.21.12 @ 6:13PM

Jr. ......sounds right....... still nothing on Sky King's plane........?

All you TVites out there come on someone must know....

Rhoetus| 12.21.12 @ 9:51PM

"Birdsong"

SUBVET| 12.22.12 @ 12:42PM

DYSLEXIA

Albert Constantine Jr.| 12.21.12 @ 9:46AM

Much of what Friday says in Dragnet 67 still stands up today, even though (as Mr. Flynn says) it was already from another era when it was originally broadcast.

Another thing worthy of remembrance from the Dragnet 67 series is all the spinoffs- Adam 12, The DA, Emergency, etc.

Almost all of California's public servants(except the jailers) had a TV series drama by the early 70s. Of course, California is broke today, paying the pensions of Reed, Malloy, Wells, Gage, DeSoto and Ken Osmond as Eddie Haskell.

CJW| 12.21.12 @ 10:03AM

Did you see the Brando movie "The Men" about the soldiers in a VA hospital with Jack Webb?

Albert Constantine Jr.| 12.21.12 @ 11:08AM

It's been 35 or so years, but I remember seeing it. I think it was Brando's first film, and he was memorable as the paraplegic veteran.

Cpm| 12.21.12 @ 11:58AM

He was also William Holden's screenwriter buddy in Sunset Blvd.

Crassus| 12.21.12 @ 3:12PM

Ed Wells (Gary Crosby) died in 1995.

SUBVET| 12.21.12 @ 6:19PM

Al.........herd the other day that CA will in the near future will be charging an "exit tax" to try in recover all the tax $$$ from the fleeing.

Standby if this goes any other state in deep sh*t will do the same.

Rhoetus| 12.21.12 @ 9:52PM

Ha ha I left in 1987. ;-)

Frank Drackman| 12.21.12 @ 9:51AM

There were a few "Dragnet" clunkers...
the one where the cops go to some resort out in the valley to "Rap", and (GASP) one of the LAPD Detectives turns out to not be the most enlightened fellow on the subject of Racial Discrimination...

Frank

JimH| 12.21.12 @ 9:51AM

As a kid I loved to play my 45 of Stan Freberg's parody St. George and the Dragonet.

Frank Drackman| 12.21.12 @ 9:56AM

Best was when Joe Friday would go undercover, in a hotel bar, tryin to find some "Action", Jeez-us he might as well been in full Uniform...

KyMouse| 12.21.12 @ 10:01AM

Webb's character in "Sunset Boulevard" was so animated and cheerful -- so different from "Dragnet."

I was too young for "Dragnet" on the radio, but the TV show was always worth watching, even though there was very little action -- mostly talking. Several of the same actors and actresses were in multiple episodes, including Virginia Gregg (as a crabby landlady or neighbor) and Burt Mustin (who didn't start acting until he was about 65).

"Dragnet" was always predictable; for example, the suspects almost always seemed to confess, rather than lawyer-up. But it was Jack Webb's presence and the way he delivered his lines that make it so good to watch. He reminded us that there really IS right and wrong in this world.

Bill8472| 12.21.12 @ 10:01AM

I liked the old Dragnet show too, particularly when Ben Alexander played Joe Friday's partner before Harry Morgan.

But it can't be denied that Jack Webb, at least when it came to playing Joe Friday, was pretty much a stiff. He was a lot better as the friend to William Holden in Sunset Boulevard. It was very clever to say that Jack Webb played the TV Dragnet like the radio show.

Politically Incorrect | 12.21.12 @ 10:43AM

Im totally stealing that last comment for Facebook.

Ned the Red| 12.21.12 @ 10:49AM

l Ioved the guy. I remember a movie he made, about Marine Corp Boot Camp, was shown to us at our graduation ceremony. I also remember the blue faced juice-bag in the new version of Dragnet.
I sat on the couch with my Dad and watched it. Like others I played at the hippy crap, but guys like Joe Friday and my hard working Mom and Dad pulled me back to sanity.

Occam's Tool| 12.21.12 @ 8:42PM

The movie was "The DI," and thank you for your service.

fmm| 12.21.12 @ 10:55AM

He is still alive on retro TV stations, and still rewarding.

Stkman| 12.21.12 @ 10:59AM

There were several good people in radio and TV back then. Hugh Beaumont was another. These guys knew they were going into people homes and acted as guest should act when in anothers home, with respect and manners.

Doug R| 12.21.12 @ 11:19AM

Seinfeld did a funny spoof of Jack Webb. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9tP9fI2zbE

Simon Templar| 12.21.12 @ 11:24AM

"So don’t expect us to roll over and play dead when you say you’re dissatisfied.”

And that literally and figuratively sums up the last 50 years, with every single conservative capitulation to the leftist agenda. The liberals are correct in their accusation that conservatives are conserving nothing. We done a lot of rolling over and playing dead.

cuban pete| 12.21.12 @ 11:46AM

The Christmas episode involving the "stolen" Christ child was the best.
Webb was great in "The D.I." and "Pete Kelly's Blues".

SUBVET| 12.22.12 @ 12:44PM

Pete..........don't forget the Halls of Montizuma

Third Army| 12.21.12 @ 12:04PM

Great article! I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when Webb and Julie London were married. He had to pay $5 million to get rid of her. An enormous sum in those days.

Occam's Tool| 12.21.12 @ 8:44PM

But he was a mensch, 3A---he later cast her as Nurse Dixie McCall in Emergency, with her husband playing the Medical Director!

wrlord| 12.21.12 @ 12:42PM

If you want to hear Jack Webb in the role he was born to play, give a listen to Pat Novak For Hire sometime.

Alan's Girl| 12.21.12 @ 1:19PM

Dragnet & The Phil Silvers Show were my WWII Vet Dad's favorite shows. I have many cherished memories sitting un my Father's lap watching Joe Friday & Sargeant Bilko with him. Truly, some of television's greatest moments for the whole family.

Albert Constantine Jr.| 12.21.12 @ 1:26PM

Somewhere, Private Doberman and Joe Gannon are among those smiling in acknowledgement of your compliment.

Alan's Girl| 12.21.12 @ 1:56PM

Merry Christmas, Mr. C!
So, I've had my head in an oven most of the week.... no contest today?

Albert Constantine Jr.| 12.22.12 @ 9:21AM

TLP put in hold indefinitely last week. I guess we can wait to see what develops in the days ahead.

Merry Christmas to you, as well.

Tina B| 12.22.12 @ 11:37AM

Ah just seeing some of you post, Alan's Girl and Albert, I smile. God bless you and tell Timmy "Hi" and the same. Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate this season of God with us.

Petronius| 12.21.12 @ 2:08PM

Most people don't know Jack had his own company. The hand holding that sledge pounding Mark VII was his. His shows are still running on the broadcast substations. We also get Emergency and Adam 12. A lot of those in crime drama lit their torches from the one he carried, though I wonder what he would think of some of the off the wall exhibitions on CSI and the new Hawaii 50. The closest to the old tradition of police Work has to be Blue Bloods with its portrait of an idealized law enforcement family. Ersatz as it is, it wouldn't be on our flat screens if Jack Webb hadn't come before, and Quinn Martin wasn't part of the mix in between with his by the book formality. It's too bad Cold Case didn't have legs. But as they said before, nostalgia ain't what it used to be.

Crassus| 12.21.12 @ 3:17PM

If you want to see Jack Webb in a different type of role check out "Dark City" in which he co-stars with Charlton Heston (in his film debut). Webb plays one nasty mother in that one. Interestingly enough, future Dragnet 1967 co-star Harry Morgan also appears in the film.

MOS was 71331| 12.27.12 @ 8:06PM

Jack Webb and Harry Morgan also appeared together in 1951's "Appointment with Danger", playing bad guy partners for Postal Inspector Alan Ladd to catch. Webb's character is so bad, he even pistol whips the Harry Morgan character to death because Harry won't murder a nun who witnessed the Webb and Morgan murder of another postal inspector. Now that's BAD!!!

Hardcard| 12.22.12 @ 2:16PM

Kukla, Fran and Oly, any input?

Albert Constantine Jr.| 12.23.12 @ 9:29AM

Merry Christmas, Lamb Chop.

MOS was 71331| 12.28.12 @ 1:20AM

"Is it funny peculiar or funny ha-ha?"

sdfhlk | 12.23.12 @ 4:09AM

Merry Christmas,NBA 2012

Tina B| 12.23.12 @ 12:08PM

Hardcard: White Fang and Black Tooth. Merry Christmas to you.

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