The Petraeus/Holder/Obama super scandal just keeps getting
bigger and bigger.
Tuesday There is an unbelievably great
song by the black blues man John Lee Hooker called simply, “Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom,” as in “Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Gonna shoot you
right down….”. It plays an important part in the super great new
James Bond movie, Skyfall, which you must see right now. I
mean immediately. Wifey and I saw it twice over the weekend even
though we had to sit in row 2 on the aisle.
This is a perfect movie. Daniel Craig is the best Bond ever.
Javier Bardem is a villain for the ages. This movie does not have
as incredibly great an opening chase scene as Casino
Royale, which is the best chase scene of all time. But it has
Bardem, and man, oh, man, is he good.
I keep thinking about that “Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,” song
because of the Petraeus/Holder/Obama super scandal that is sweeping
the nation’s capital. And the nation. “Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,” it
just keeps getting bigger and bigger.
“Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,” the DCI has been telling big time lies
by omission, has been doing spycraft Internet games with his
mistress, using Gmail, again, which my computer pals tell me a ten
year old can hack, leaving sexually explicit messages for her in a
draft file that they can both access. And we are supposed to
believe he’s known her for eight years and this affair just started
a year ago? When they were together in Kabul for long periods away
from her hubby and his loyal wife? Are you kidding me? And ended a
few months ago voluntarily? Are you really sure we are that
stupid?
“Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,” and we are supposed to believe that
Barry Obama did not know about it? And that AG Holder didn’t know
about it? The FBI knew for months that the DCI was using an illegal
Internet connection to carry on an affair with a beautiful
blabbermouth and Holder did not know? And that he didn’t tell the
President?
If that’s true, I guarantee you that the Russians knew about it.
They are pretty good at hacking, and the Chinese make the Russians
look like kittens.
“Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,” did you read about Paula telling an
audience that the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi was really a CIA
prison for captured terrorists? Where do you think she got that
idea? How about this: someone high up in Obamaland says, “Hey,
we’ll say that place in Benghazi was a CIA operation. Then, we’ll
brief Romney and say that if you, Governor, are a patriot, you’ll
lay off this Benghazi thing because it was a CIA operation.”
So, Mr. Romney, like a patriot, like his father before him, gets
brainwashed and ducks the whole Benghazi issue in debate 3. And
Obama has suckered him in and wins the election with an elaborate
trick and Paula somehow gets into the loop, too. Maybe she’s just
lying in bed with a certain someone and hears the conversation. I’m
just saying.…
I’m just saying that this is what Mr. Nixon tried to do with
Watergate — get the FBI off the trail be telling them that
Watergate was a CIA thing. It worked for a while, too. Maybe Mr.
Obama’s far cleverer trick worked well, too.
Meanwhile, again, who the heck is this Jill Kelley? Porn e-mails
from the top U.S. general in Afghanistan? Flirting with General
Petraeus? Runs some kind of questionable charity ? Who the heck is
she? Getting sex pictures from an FBI man who helps “catch” Paula?
She’s an interesting girl. “Bad girl, bad girl, such a dirty bad
girl, beep, beep,” as Donna Summer sang. She’s really
interesting.
Then there’s that four-star General Ward, one of the highest
ranking African-American generals ever, basically stealing money to
furnish his house, take his wife and him on lavish shopping trips,
roaring through town in a motorcade — and he doesn’t even get
fired. He gets retired as a three star. Hmm. Let’s see what might
account for the difference in treatment….Why isn’t he prosecuted
for embezzlement or theft?
Then there’s a one star who’s going to prison for forcing female
officers to perform oral sex on him.
What the heck is happening to this country? Is this the “hope
and change” we asked for? I guess it’s hope, anyway.
Meanwhile, I love President Obama saying he has a mandate to
raise taxes because he won the election. I fully agree taxes have
to be raised. But does he really think he won for any other reason
than that he got a huge nonwhite turnout and majority and he was
running against a weak campaign? Surely he knows why he won. He has
to. To now claim it had anything to do with taxation issues is
comical. I don’t know. Maybe he really thinks he got 95% of
the African American vote because of fiscal policy issues.
“Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom.”
Meanwhile, again, please do not allow me to leave the impression
that I am any better than Gen. Petraeus or Gen. Allen or Paula and
Jill. I’m not. I am a lot worse. I am a sinner, not a saint. But
I’m giving you the straight scoop here because it takes one to know
one. The MSM won’t tell you what’s happening here. I just did.
About the Author
Ben Stein is a writer, actor, economist, and lawyer living in Beverly Hills and Malibu. He writes “Ben Stein’s Diary” for every issue of The American Spectator.
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