People were beginning to wander into the parking lot, gathering
up carts and emptying their pockets into them in order to pass
through the security gate. An elderly woman approached and Jared
ran up to her. “Would you sign our petition saying the girls don’t
have to go back to China?” he proclaimed loudly. Posse-like, the
others gathered around her.
“The Chinese say they want all those Chinese girls back but we
say they don’t have to,” recited Tom Brown.
“Yeah, one of them’s in my class,” volunteered Squirrel.
The woman read down the flyer and handed it back. “Well, I’ll
have to think about it,” she said, moving on.
“Oh, please,” shouted a chorus but she ignored them.
“Look,” said Newman, coming over. “Didn’t I tell you not to
bunch up like that? It’s intimidating to have a gang of boys
shouting at you. Now spread out, just one at a time.”
“Boy Scouts!” came a voice from directly behind them before the
group could scatter. They turned and saw a red-faced man swaying
towards them. “I used to be a Boy Scout,” he proclaimed and raised
his right hand, three fingers aloft. “On my honor, I promise to
do my best, to do my duty to God and my country, and to obey the
Scout Law. To help other people at all times. To keep myself
physically strong, mentally awake and morally straight.”
The man flushed with pride as he finished.
“Did you used to be a Scout around here?” asked Jared
gingerly.
“Troop 28,” said the man proudly. “We used to go to spend every
summer at Spanish Peaks. Ride horses, shoot bows and arrows. It was
great.”
“What rank did you make?” asked Darien politely.
“First class,” said the man, a little embarrassed. “I never did
get the hang of that merit badge stuff.”
“You could come camping with us,” said Squirrel. “We rescued a
boy from a cliff. Want to see how?”
“Here, why don’t you let me talk to this gentleman,” said
Newman, pushing to the front. “You guys get out there and gather
some more signatures.”
“Yeah, would you sign our petition about the Chinese girls going
back to China?” said Darien, offering his clipboard.
fmm| 11.6.12 @ 7:33AM
I have been missing my country for some time.
PolishKnight| 11.6.12 @ 9:59AM
My wife remembers Soviet era food stores. They were a lot like this where you had to have a cart to shop. That was how they controlled the crowds. Shopping without a card could get you into trouble. To their credit, the food was usually cheap, but rationed. Bread for a nickel.
In our Soviet system, I expect we'd get the worst of both worlds: Expensive food, rationing, and probably this TSA line as well. As long as the government actually stood, of course. It will be bankrupt within 20 years maximum and the complex leftist paradigm will also become unworkable. What's most likely I'm afraid to say is that we'll have a Mexican style oligarchy and crony capitalist system.
Bob K| 11.7.12 @ 12:02AM
In the next installment you have to tell us how you knew Romney would lose.