Since Wednesday’s debate spanking of the 44th President of
the United States, Barack Obama by 45th President of the
United States, Mitt Romney, the liberal establishment and their
media allies have joined the Obama campaign team in furiously
blaming everything but the man who lost. (One possible and unlikely
exception was Bill Maher who said, on Twitter, that “Obama looks
like he DOES need a teleprompter.”)
Following is a far from exhaustive list of Democrat excuses. You
will notice certain themes. Those marked with an asterisk work for
the Obama administration, the Obama campaign, or the Democratic
National Committee.
Al
Gore: It was the altitude.
David Plouffe*: It was the media, secretly wanting a Romney
win.
David Axelrod* (Obama adviser): It was just good acting by
Romney. And Romney is a liar.
Stephanie Cutter* (Obama adviser): It was the
moderator.
Bob Woodward: Obama was distracted, maybe by his personal
life.
James Carville: Talking to Romney is like talking to a
chainsaw.
Michael Moore: It was John Kerry.
Andrew Sullivan: It
was the moderator.
Juan Williams: It was liberals like Michael Moore and Andrew
Sullivan on Twitter.
Darrell Delamaide: The moderator asked questions biased toward
the Republican agenda.
Brad
Woodhouse*: Romney is a liar.
(Intermission for a shred of honesty)
Marc Ambinder: It was the format, Obama’s cautiousness, a bad
memory, tiredness from dealing with Turkey and Syria, and
(honesty!) that “Obama just doesn’t have a very good affirmative
argument to make.”
(Now back to the Democrat panic-spin)
DNC*:
It was Romney dominating the moderator.
DailyKos: Romney is a liar.
Michelle Goldberg: Romney is a liar.
Susan Thistlethwaite: It was the moderator and Romney is a
liar.
Howard Kurtz: Journalists aren’t doing their jobs… by not
calling Romney a liar.
Chris Matthews: Obama
doesn’t watch enough MSNBC.
George Lakoff: Obama didn’t say what he believes.
Jen Psaki*: Obama was too busy to adequately prepare.
Kevin
Baker: Romney is a racist (because of the story about his five
boys).
Jamelle
Bouie: It doesn’t matter.
Joe
Klein: It wasn’t the real Barack Obama.
Barack Obama: It wasn’t the real Mitt Romney.
Joe Biden: Obama did a
great job.