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Political Babble-on Revisited

Reveling in the clichés of the campaign season.

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“And just what direction would that be?” I wondered

“North by Northeast. We need to be headed South by Southwest.”

“Interesting. Tell me, Mr. Arbuthnot, is there a way out of this —”

“Quagmire?”

“Very nicely said,” I told him.

“It requires a new resolve in Washington to pass any legislation,” he continued, “but it’s going to get worse before it gets better, which I should add is also true of the economy, Afghanistan, climate change and, well, just about everything.”

“What is your take on Obama?”

“Obama is doing his best but nothing seems to work,” Mr. Arbuthnot noted. “People like him personally but he’s lost his mojo. His campaign needs to fire up the base.”

“Boy, you said an empty mouthful there,” I smiled.

“Even many of his most diehard supporters are disenchanted,” noted Mr. A, adding, “Obama seems to be drifting, but Romney hasn’t really caught fire either.”

“Mitt’s record with Bain Capital was impressive,” I reminded him.

“And let’s not forget he saved the Olympic Games,” added Mr. Arbuthnot. “He has good management skills, but will that translate to government?”

“Running a company is not the same as running a country…” I cut in.

“Hey, that was my line! You’re stepping on my clichés.”

“My apologies,” I said. “So how about the debt crisis?”

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About the Author

Gerald Nachman is a writer in San Francisco and most recently the author of Right Here on Our Stage Tonight!: Ed Sullivan’s America (University of California Press). 

Letter to the Editor View all comments (5) |

Appleby| 6.21.12 @ 7:22AM

The only thing Mr. Arbuthnot neglected in his pronouncements was to add the words f**k and s**t in some form to every single sentence he pronounced -- in fact, he should have used them more than once in each sentence if possible.

Petronius| 6.21.12 @ 12:51PM

"at the end of the day..."

Bob K| 6.21.12 @ 12:59PM

What we need for the rest of the campaign are some quiet days sans cliche!

FlaJim| 6.21.12 @ 1:31PM

Mr A neglected to mention the alleged growing divide between the rich and poor, the unfairness and complexity of the tax code, and climate change (colder, warmer; wetter, dryer). All cliches that are raised for which no one has any serious solutions.

Dave Williams| 6.21.12 @ 1:32PM

Very entertaining column, sir....may I suggest you take on CoachSpeak next? Just ONCE, I'd like to hear one of those bozos say something like, "Well, Bob, in order to win this game, we have to score more points than they do, and prevent them from scoring as many points as we can."

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