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Eminentoes
Ed Schultz: The Third Least Influential Person Alive
Union money, liberal big donor start-up spiced by a bad case of Hannity-envy.
…Then there are pundits like Ed Schultz. Do you watch “The Ed Show” on MSNBC? Of course you don’t. No one does. The only reason people watch “The Ed Show” is they’re working out in a hotel gym and they can’t find a staff member to change the channel to ESPN. — GQ on MSNBC’s Ed Schultz
There have probably been more inconsequential personalities in American life than Ed Schultz.
Paris Hilton comes to mind.
But late last year Gentlemen’s Quarterly decided to actually compile a list of “The Least Influential People Alive” — and Paris Hilton didn’t even make the list.
MSNBC’s Schultz came in at Number Three.
Beating out by an impressive eight slots Harold Camping, the guy who has three times predicted the specific date the world would end and, um, was proved wrong. Not to mention such other un-notables as Tila Tequila and Tiger Woods’ caddy. On the other hand, Schultz did manage to squeeze by Number Two – Britain’s Princess Beatrice. The latter, the daughter of Prince Andrew and Fergie, was ahead of Schultz only because of her attire at the Prince William-Kate Middleton wedding, which apparently was taken as an indicator of her seriousness. Which, of course, makes Schultz the only TV commentator in America to be known as less influential than the British Princess described as — forgive me, but this is GQ – “the raccoon with the vagina hat.”
This, mind you, from a magazine that is the very essence of the left-wing secular culture in magazine form. To add insult to injury, the magazine was forced to admit in its own backhanded compliment from left to right that “There are so many repugnant political pundits on TV now, we tend to forget that the likes of Sean Hannity actually represent the best of the lot.”
Inevitable far-left gratuitous insult to Hannity aside, the point is taken. Even GQ is forced to admit Americans watch our friend Mr. Hannity, not Ed Schultz.
Understanding this as a given, a rare agreement in the world of left and right, perhaps the better question is: why?
Facts.
MSNBC’s Ed Schultz has his radio show because he was funded by big donor leftists.
MSNBC’s Ed Schultz has been on the union payroll since 2005.
MSNBC’s Ed Schultz is getting shellacked in the cable TV ratings.
MSNBC’s Ed Schultz, says the Daily Caller, has his scripts written by Media Matters.
What to make of this? And why care?
About the Author
Jeffrey Lord is a former Reagan White House political director and author. He writes from Pennsylvania at jlpa1@aol.com.
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Mike Hawk| 5.1.12 @ 6:41AM
GQ should be renamed ' Metrosexual's Liberal Quarterly". Why is it when a Liberal wants to attack El Rusbo they go into a diatribe and describe Ed Schultz. They must be watching Sgt. Schultz because they certainly know nothing about Rush..
Clint| 5.1.12 @ 7:14AM
What's Sgt. Schultz Building In There ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMqxNPsfN50
Jack London| 5.1.12 @ 6:51AM
If Schultz is so uninfluential why waste all this space talking about him?
Of course, there are few as inconsequential as Jeffery Lord, whose ludicrous rants belong only in the fiction trashcan of history.
Pecos Pete| 5.1.12 @ 7:21AM
Jack: See Appleby's comment below ... applies to you.
Dick Nome | 5.1.12 @ 8:18AM
So you prefer that bag of venom and bile Keith Olberdork, Eh??
Jive Bomber| 5.1.12 @ 11:24AM
Jack,
If, as you say, "there are few as inconsequential as Jeffery Lord", then why do you waste all this space talking about him?
randyinrocklin| 5.1.12 @ 12:21PM
why don't you go in your cave and STFU!
Occam's Tool| 5.1.12 @ 1:32PM
Clint and the Jacks--London and Cheese Spread (rancid flavor) are th three least influential commenters here, as well. What do they have in common? Liberalism.
Clint| 5.1.12 @ 2:48PM
Tool Job's The Screwball Maniac Israel Firster Smear Bund Neo-Chickenhawk Coward Traitor Bastard RINO-CINO,Who Said He'll Vote For The Ruling Elites' RINO-CINO Fop Frontman, Mittens Romney Way Back In June.
We Are Being Set Up By These Israel Firster RINO-CINO Agendists For The Ruling Elites' Frontman Mittens Romney.
These Are The RINO-CINO Israel Firster Agendists, Who Gave Us The Serial Traitor To Conservatism, John McCain Of McCain-Feingold, McCain-Kennedy,McCain-Lieberman,Gang Of 14, Opposing Bush Tax Cuts Of 2001 & 2003,TARP.
Now They Are Trying To Give Us RomneyCare,TARP, Cynical Flip-Flops On Abortion, Gays, Refuses to Sign Pro-Life Pledge, Illegal Immigrants, "Little Chain Saw Al" At Bain, Crony Capitalism Campaign Money Trail.....
Don| 5.1.12 @ 3:31PM
Why do you capitalize every word??? Awkward, and what a pain to read ... probably to write too!
Mickey| 5.1.12 @ 4:21PM
Don,
Clinty has no life so he has time to capitalize every word and link you tube and obsess about Jews, Bibi, and Israel.
Clint| 5.1.12 @ 8:13PM
I've Got The Little Fixated Israel Firster Smear Bund BibiBot , Little Micky Trained To Follow Me Around.
He Says He's Tryin' To Ignore Me, But Obviously He's Not Doin' Very Good.
Now, Go Fetch Bibi's Bone, Little Micky.
Clint| 5.1.12 @ 8:08PM
I'm A Capitalist, Silly.
A. Fox| 5.2.12 @ 6:44PM
Because clint is stupid!
Howard| 5.10.12 @ 9:39PM
Even paranoid people have enemies. I suggest you voluntarily admit yourself to a mental hospital. There are drugs that may help.
spike59| 5.2.12 @ 6:18AM
if Jeffery Lord is so inconsequential, why are you wasting space whining about HIM?
Jim | 5.2.12 @ 12:59PM
Hi Jack:
Because Schultz is an assh**e, and sometimes it is fun to talk about assh**es at length, which I could do here as well, but unlike you, I have a job.
Appleby| 5.1.12 @ 7:09AM
I never listen to people who yell. That includes Glenn Beck. Life's hard enough without people yelling, especially when they yell the same two words over and over and over. Most people get over that stage by the time they start school, and the ones that don't make me glad there are 700 other channels.
richard ryan| 5.1.12 @ 10:18AM
I've watched a fair amount of Beck and don't remember him yelling much at all. Bill (I'm for the folks/Far right is just as bad as far left) OReilly is the screamer of the Fox News folks. BTW, his 2008 interview with Obama was THE WORST interview I have ever seen. It was as if he and Obama got together before the interview and scripted it in BHOs favor.
TLP| 5.1.12 @ 11:01AM
You know, Appleby, you really need to Broaden your Horizons. Even the lowly Caterpillar comes out of his Cocoon, once a year.
As far as Ed Schultz is concerned, I believe that there's much more to this whole situation. There seems to be an ongoing battles between the Forces of Darkness, and the Forces of Light.
Bill Clinton used to be Pro-Life. Al Gore used to be Pro-Life. They were TURNED by the Dark Side. They would Renounce their Christian Belief that Life begins at Conception, in exchange for Money, and Power, and The Whole World.!
Joe Scarborough used to be a Conservative. He was a Member of the Conservative Class of 1984. He was a good ole boy from the Redneck Riviera/Trailer Park Capitol of the Florida Panhandle. Now, he looks in to the Camera and tows his Liberal Master's Political Line, like he's making a Hostage Video, after years of constant contact with STOCKHOLM SYNDROME.
Being a House Rep was hard. Sitting next to the Pretty Daughter of the Jew Hater Jimmy Carter's, Jew Hating NSA Director, every morning, is easy. And, all he had to do to get this sweet gig, was to sell his Core Beliefs, down the River. And, why not. He's got a Show of his own. A lotta Money. He's got The Whole World.
He just LOOKS like he sets off an Amber Alert, every time he leaves his house.
What's an Immortal Soul, compared to that?
Which brings us to our Hero.
There's a reason that the Nation of Islam and The Black Panthers do most of their "Recruiting" in the Prisons.
Same goes for the Biker Gangs and the Skinheads.
They're looking for someone who's looking for ANYONE, that will take him in to their Group. Whatever it is.
"Hey, you. You wanna join our Gang? We got Guns and Drugs, and you'll have more sex than a 30 Year Old SL*T, at Georgetown. Whaddaya say?"
"Do I get to kill English?"
Sorry. Wrong Movie.
5 Minutes of watching Pugsley, is all anyone needs, to come to the conclusion that THIS GUY has no friends. THIS GUY has probably NEVER had any friends. He doesn't get invited to Parties. He's never had a Dog (For Dinner, or otherwise) and if by some Clerical Error, he ever did receive an Invitation in the Mail? It ended with him being dragged out by the Cops, with Puke running down his tie, after shoving his hand up the front of The Brides' Gown.
If this Doche Bag is only #3?
Where does that leave Dylan, and Hag Face, and the Kitchen Cynk? Let alone, piss down his leg - Bromance Boy - Mathews?
Occam's Tool| 5.1.12 @ 1:35PM
You know, Ed is from Fargo, a decent city populated by decent people. I like Fargo, and on my vacation in two weeks, hope to get out there for a few days to try out the Hodo restaurant and the Prime Steak restaurant, Redford's (no relation, I believe).
TLP, can you imagine how lonely it must be to be from Fargo if you're Ed Schultz?
TLP| 5.1.12 @ 1:58PM
I wouldn't worry too much.
I'm pretty sure that he's got MIRRORS all over his house.
You the Man, O.C.
TLP| 5.1.12 @ 7:29PM
Occam. C'mon!
He got thrown out by the Cops, with Puke running down his tie, after shoving his hand up the front of the Brides' Gown. That's Gold, baby.
Occam's Tool| 5.1.12 @ 11:03PM
I bow to you, TLP.
Cal| 5.15.12 @ 9:21PM
Joe Scarborough never stopped being conservative, dimwit. And being anti-abortion is not a good thing.
W| 5.1.12 @ 1:07PM
Appleby,
Was watching a 1975 Kojak . He parked on a Manhattan street in front of "Appleby books."
Bill Hussein O'Stalin| 5.1.12 @ 7:49AM
Schultz is selling anger just like Keith Olbermann. The public sees enough of that in their private lives. That's why Schultz is failing, he's promoting a defective product.
Jim | 5.2.12 @ 1:01PM
Absolutely correct, Bill. If Schultz spoke in a quiet, measured tone, it would be even easier to see than it already is that there is nothing in between his ears.
therealguyfaux| 5.3.12 @ 4:36PM
Actually, at one time some years ago, after his "Damascus" conversion to being Leftie but before hosting his own show, he used to appear as a "voice of the heartland"-type pundit on M(ostly)S(ocialist)NBC and actually spoke in a conversational tone and actually attempted to make his points without a lot of personal invective. He was either a phony then, or he is one now, in terms of his broadcasting demeanor; I'm put in mind of the late and unlamented Morton Downey, who was the same sort of ideologue-for-hire who could turn the abuse up full from 0 to 60 in half a second. As it happens, Downey was a fairly personable if insincere human being and didn't begin to believe all the ideology, but just decided to cash in by being nasty. Schultz is no different.
Mr ED| 5.1.12 @ 7:57AM
Yikes, that face! He looks like Charles Emerson Winchester from MASH. The perpetually outraged face, narcissistic self-centered attitude and fire-breathing diatribes against, well, anyone who is not him.
I guess that would make Maddow his Hot Lips?
Easy stomach, easy.
A Grin without a Cat| 5.1.12 @ 11:08AM
The comparison is inapt. Charles Emerson Winchester had wit.
Occam's Tool| 5.1.12 @ 1:36PM
Winchester was also a very competent surgeon.
spike59| 5.2.12 @ 6:20AM
with an actual IQ
Mrs. Vito| 5.1.12 @ 2:00PM
Maddow likes girls...
spike59| 5.2.12 @ 6:20AM
well, of course he does!
P.Smith| 5.1.12 @ 8:13AM
That first quote by GQ at the beginning is very true in my case: The only time I have watched Ed Schultz’s show is when I have turned on a television and for some reason it was on MSNBC and his show was scheduled. I don’t think I have ever watched him, or for that matter much of anything on that station, more than a minute before turning the channel.
spike59| 5.2.12 @ 6:22AM
watching Angry Ed babbling on those 'PMSNBC' ads: "MSNBC-tipping over on our left side is 'leaning forward' in our tiny brains" is more than my stomach will handle
BEWAREFALSEGODS| 5.1.12 @ 8:52AM
Who cares about this guy?
Pelleas| 5.1.12 @ 8:53AM
Leave it to Jeffrey Lord , to use GQ as an arbitrator of ANYTHING, LET ALONE "left-wing secular values" --BTW, WTF does THAT MEAN?
MOST, if not ALL "left-wing secularists" (my , Mr, Lord.you have such a flair for meaningless expressions) that I know would not be caught DEAD (or alive).. reading GQ... BUT, it seems, Mr. Lord ...DOES...!
Drunken Sailor| 5.1.12 @ 10:07AM
So I take it you take offense at your fellow liberal (Purp) post below about GQ being a "Gay Man's Paradise"?
Pelleas| 5.1.12 @ 11:16AM
no- my only question vis-a-vis purp's comment is-- he (?) is slightly behind the times.. THIS gay man hasn't used GQ as a stroke mag, fer decades...!!lol!
From the Desk of Media Matters| 5.1.12 @ 1:35PM
Jaquelina Moscow London East End Pansy Putz Pink Spurned By Women Pantywaste Barney Frank's Suppository Denture Suppository Inserter Extractor's Apprentice In Training,
MM staff wonders what you being bright and lively and cheerful and merry has to do with Herr S's emphatic goal to make no mistake while not resting to be perfectly clearly focused like a laser on the achievements of the anointed one and the achievements of the anointed one alone.
MM staff reminds you that you were hired as replacement material for bottom rung MM mindless retarded parrots too pathetic for even MM, and that you assured MM staff you would make no mistake while not resting being perfectly clearly focused like a laser on Herr S's emphatic goal and Herr S's emphatic goal alone.
MM staff reminds you that your probationary period may end at any time.
Stop embarrassing and discrediting the very bottom rung MM mindless retarded parrots you were hired as bottom rung MM mindless retarded parrot to replace.
- MM staff
Occam's Tool| 5.1.12 @ 1:39PM
Pelleas: oy, you make my head hurt with your vacuousness. Boasting about your sexual perversion(s) and what you use for a "stroke" mag is a little problematic.
In my dealings with Playboy Playmates of the Decade and porn stars, (I did train in Los Angeles), I found that they were easy to deal with if you treated them like human beings, not stroke material.
Pelleas| 5.1.12 @ 2:35PM
sorry for YOUR sexual dysfunction, Occam..I guess the "Tool" part of your nic is just "wishful thinking"??
"Perversions"??---ROTFLMAO--jealous, much?
From the Desk of Media Matters| 5.1.12 @ 3:18PM
PePeLePewLeAss,
MM staff got a call from Barney. His itch is acting up. Get over there. And quit straying off topic when you are done with that and resume all this first class biting wit trolling you are killing the opposition with.
MM staff reminds you that your probationary period may end at any time.
Stop embarrassing and discrediting suppository inserters and extractors and their apprentices.
- MM staff
jomo2009| 5.1.12 @ 7:01PM
Whatever happened to Booger? We really need his skills this election.
MM staff| 5.1.12 @ 7:45PM
Ouch.
Occam's Tool| 5.1.12 @ 11:05PM
You may check my posts on other aspects, Pelleas. As Peter O'Toole put it so eloquently in "My Favorite Year," "This is for the ladies."
spike59| 5.2.12 @ 6:25AM
so....in your world, the sign of 'healthy sexual function' is pleasuring yourself to 'stroke mags?'
seriously? your attractiveness must equal your wit...sorry for you
Tim the Enchanter| 5.1.12 @ 10:56AM
Pelleas- It's not Jeff Lord's fault if you can't understand his expressions. You'll have to do something yourself to overcome your mental deficiencies.
Pelleas| 5.1.12 @ 11:08AM
Tim ( the UN -enchanting)
..rather then throw around 6 year olds play-ground insults.. wouldn't it be more of a "plus" for YOUR SIDE to intelligently EXPLAIN what Lord's ridiculous comment meant-- instead of throwing lame insults?
It's all too telling- that YOUR SIDE is the first on the insult trigger--- and then you have the nerve to "cry foul" when they are returned, in kind, nu?
Occam's Tool| 5.1.12 @ 1:40PM
Schultz is a blithering idiot. Liberals blaming hard working people for their success grows tiresome quickly.
Jim | 5.2.12 @ 1:02PM
As long as people like you are caught dead, that is enough for the rest of us normal folks.
M. De Young| 5.1.12 @ 9:06AM
Yes, I've heard Ed Schultz's comments in snippets when they're played on conservative talk shows, and the man's attempts to entertain are pathetic. As dumb as Ted Nugent's comments were, and he's paying the consequences for them, at least he's able to win back lost respect-though that won't be easy. I don't see Ed Schultz getting any respect.
Cuffs| 5.1.12 @ 9:13AM
Mr. Ed, Mr(s)Maddow and Olby are
all shills. They do and say what they
are told for the big bucks. They
are all fakes just like Obama.
Birds of a feather. What a pathetic
bunch!
David W| 5.1.12 @ 9:19AM
This is why the left wants to pass laws that will create "fairness" on the internet, TV, and radio. They know their ideas can't compete so they try to stifle the opposition (God knows why so many people vote liberal/leftist if so few listen the liberal/leftist mouthpieces like Olbermann, Maddow, and Schultz).
Purp| 5.1.12 @ 9:22AM
Oh, yeah, GQ magazine - a gay man's paradise - and you use that as a source to criticize "anyone"? Why are YOU reading GQ? Hmmm?
Wow, Ed Schultz must really be getting to you righties. To write about him here means he's made it - he is influential or you wouldn't bother. Congratz Ed!
Von Mises Jr| 5.1.12 @ 9:37AM
You failed to ANSWER my question again!
Riddle me this, Perpy:
If the liberals believe that nature is a fragile and intricate system that cannot be disturbed, how can they reject free markets and believe that man must be controlled?
Is man not part of nature, or do you have a bipolar worldview???
Purp| 5.1.12 @ 9:58AM
And, I will continue to NOT answer your foolish riddle. You really are thick-headed, aren't you?
Von Mises Jr| 5.1.12 @ 10:06AM
I have given you four riddles so far, troll. And you failed at every one. That is a zero.
Perhaps your teachers gave you passing grades for self-esteem. I will not.
Admit it troll, you cannot answer because you are an intellectual lightweight!
Drunken Sailor| 5.1.12 @ 10:09AM
Now VM, you shouldn't have the veracity to question Purp's audacity? You may leave him with a complex.
Purp| 5.1.12 @ 11:20AM
Did you read what you just wrote in an attempt to sound intelligent? hahaha ...
Drunken Sailor| 5.1.12 @ 12:19PM
I knew the switch would go over your head.
Purp| 5.1.12 @ 5:27PM
Nah, you're just dumb.
TLP| 5.1.12 @ 2:01PM
Do YOU read the Stupid Sh*t that you write?
Purp| 5.1.12 @ 5:28PM
No, I only read your drivel, Timmy.
Purp| 5.1.12 @ 10:23AM
Proof again of blockheadedness ... you've scored your own failures... I hope you're enjoying yourself. It's really quite childish, don't you think?
Von Mises Jr| 5.1.12 @ 10:51AM
It is quite childish to stomp one's feet and yell "NO."Can you answer the question, troll???
BTW, I AM enjoying myself, are you? You are going to earn your $20/hr from MoveOn, troll!!!
Purp| 5.1.12 @ 11:05AM
Is that what you do when you say "No"? Certainly not me ...
I'll answer your riddles when Richie Romney releases the same # of Tax returns that his papa did before an election.
Does it make you feel good to call other people names? That is soooo mature of you.
Jim | 5.2.12 @ 1:05PM
"Soooo"? Also mature, if your idea of maturity is...oh, forget it. No sense arguing with someone who thinks with his (???) spleen. Of course, lacking a brain, what else can you do?
Vern Crisler | 5.1.12 @ 11:12AM
Von Mises Jr., don't bother expecting anything of intellectual substance from liberals. When you read some of their literature, it's shocking to see what intellectual lightweights they really are.
Von Mises Jr| 5.1.12 @ 12:18PM
Just pointing that out to anyone who hasn't figured it out yet.
It is enjoyable to see a troll whine. He is like Caliban in "The Tempest." A most despicable and stupid monster.
Dick Nome | 5.1.12 @ 10:52AM
Happy May Day Twurp. Where are you and your Leftist fellow travelers rioting or Occupying today? Have fun.
richard ryan| 5.1.12 @ 10:21AM
C'mon Purp, take your medicine like a good little boy. Hilarious stuff. "I will NOT answer!" Priceless
Tim the Enchanter| 5.1.12 @ 10:59AM
Will not or cannot? I'm inclined to believe the latter.
Purp| 5.1.12 @ 5:29PM
Strange the things other people think is fun ... shoot any helpless animals lately?
From the Desk of Media Matters| 5.1.12 @ 6:35PM
"I will continue to NOT answer . . . And . . . I can get an abortion, or an anal probe" - Pink Pansy Pantywaste Putz Pelosi,
Penelope Jaquelina Moscow Maddow Wasserman Rosen Fluke And Barney Frank - Schultz / Edwina Schultz - Schultz / Debbie Wasserman - Schultz School Of Personality Instructer,
Our bottom rung MM mindless retarded parrots, you idiot, have started another office pool, you idiot, because of you, you idiot.
Our bottom rung MM mindless retarded parrots, you idiot, have started combing the archives, you idiot, because the winner of the office pool, you idiot, is the bottom rung MM mindless retarded parrot, you idiot, that discovers one of your posts, you idiot, that is more pathetically idiotic, you idiot, than this one, you idiot.
MM staff, you idiot, must inform Herr S, you idiot, that his emphatic goal, you idiot, to post, you idiot, making no mistake, you idiot, while not resting, you idiot, in perfectly clarity, you idiot, focused like a laser, you idiot, on nothing but winning the future, you idiot, we can't wait for, you idiot, moving on forward, you idiot, blaming Bush, you idiot, for the present and the past, you idiot, is sidetracked, you idiot, again, you idiot, by one of your posts, you idiot, again, you idiot.
Stop strangely embarrassing and discrediting ... the people MM represents ... who abort any helpless babies ... to the tune of 55 million ... and counting ... lately.
You idiot.
- MM staff
Von Mises Jr| 5.1.12 @ 7:36PM
He can't answer. Liberalism is emotion not logic.
From the Desk of Media Matters| 5.1.12 @ 11:00AM
"I will continue to NOT answer . . . And . . . I can get an abortion, or an anal probe" - Putz Pansy Pink Pantywaste Pelosi
Jaquelina Moscow East Berlin East London Schultz Maddow Schultz Schultz Wasserman Schultz Schultz Rosen Schultz Schultz Fluke Schultz Schultz Know Noothingck Schultz Barney Frank's Denture Suppository Denture Inserter Extractor Extraordinaire,
MM staff makes no mistake.
MM staff will not rest.
MM staff is being perfectly clear.
MM staff is focused like a laser.
MM staff is make no mistake will not rest being perfectly clear focused like a laser that all bottom rung MM mindless retarded parrots - not just you - stay on script MM has provided you.
MM staff wants you to make no mistake not rest perfectly clearly focus like a laser and move on forward by blaming Bush for the past and present.
MM staff wants you to make no mistake not rest perfectly clearly focus like a laser and move on we can't wait winning the future focus on the anointed one's present and past.
MM staff make no mistake will not rest being perfectly clear focusing like a laser on you the supid lying idiot ceasing to push once you go commie you'll switch to Romney instead.
Stop embarrassing and discrediting Herr S.
- MM staff
jfor| 5.1.12 @ 9:51AM
Who's Ed Schultz?
Vern Crisler | 5.1.12 @ 11:15AM
Yes, my question, too. Jeffrey, if you want to do an article about unknown people with zero influence in society, just give me a call. Eight pages minimum.
Dick Nome | 5.1.12 @ 10:35AM
Not , you DF. You go ballistic about Rush and others while your guys do stuff to get attention that no one like Rush, Mark or Sean would ever think of doing or saying and then your guys get get a pass for thweir vile bilge. Nobody listens to Schultz I certainly don't. I hope you do. Being the lefty statist Tyranny loving Twirp you are, he is just right for you and you commisar buddies.
Jive Bomber| 5.1.12 @ 11:21AM
Purp: "Why are YOU reading GQ Hmmm?"
(Why are YOU reading American Spectator Hmmm? )
Purp:"Schultz must really be getting to you ..he is influential or you wouldn't bother"
(Congratz AmSpec!)
Oldefarte| 5.1.12 @ 11:33AM
No idiot, he's not getting to anyone with brains, any more so that was Quint of Jaws when he scraped his fingernails upon a blackboard [he was still the obnoxious Quint who eventually got eaten by the mechanical shark rightfully]. Like Quint, Ed is a moronic liberal hypocrite similar to the rest of you!!!!!!!!
Bill| 5.1.12 @ 9:48AM
Ed Schultz is a clone of Keith "Joe Goebbles" olbermann, who is unemployed now.
Nick| 5.1.12 @ 11:48AM
"That nigger lover President Clinton had the pen and vetoed so many good bills passed by the Gingrich-led Congress."
- Written by Billy the Bigot, in the Time for Newt to Do the Honorable Thing thread:
http://spectator.org/archives/.....ent_749403
"[Miami] is infested by millions of uneducated Cubans and Haitian whores."
- Written by Billy the Bigot, in the Rubio's Nuanced Neoconcervatism thread:
http://spectator.org/blog/2012.....ent_805157
You're a moron and a racist, Bigot Billy from Florida.
GO AWAY!
Bill| 5.1.12 @ 12:07PM
Nicky, the stupid racist whore pig.
Go away, Nicky the Bigot!
Nobody likes you, you racist psycho, Nicky the pervert. Go to Hell!
Nick| 5.1.12 @ 12:12PM
But, you're still a RACIST PIG.
Just leave, Billy the Bigot from Florida!
You, and all of your tranny friends, GO AWAY and listen to Laddy GagGag, will ya'?
Bill| 5.1.12 @ 1:25PM
You're a racist PIG WHORE.
Just leave, Nicky the neo-Nazi from Detroit.
Nicky the racist pig.
Nick| 5.1.12 @ 2:41PM
Go pick-up some tranny hookers and listen to Laddy GagGag, Billy the Bigot.
She's a man, baby!
Why aren't you posting as Johnny Jackboot today?
You swamp-sucking RACIST PIG!
Bill| 5.1.12 @ 2:58PM
Go to Hell, Nicky the neo-Nazi racist pig.
You hate Lady Gaga cause you ain't got no talent, still sucking your mom tits, Nicky the neo-Nazi.
From the Desk of Media Matters| 5.1.12 @ 3:54PM
Schultz-'Bill'-Schultz Wasserman-Positive,
MM staff reminds you Herr S insists you make no mistake while not resting and being perfectly clearly focused like a laser on nothing but forward winning the future that can't wait blaming Bush, that the expression is 'once you go commie you'll never switch to Romney', not 'once you go commie you'll switch to Romney'.
MM staff also reminds you that back when you put up your beloved 'born this way' poster in your bottom rung MM mindless retarded parrot cubicle, MM staff told you, Jaquelina Moscow Pansy Pink Putz Pantywaste Pelosi, that your idol laddy gaggag was a triple threat - hideous, talentless, and degenerate - despite never having heard of it before, and based only on the look of it from your beloved poster.
Stop ever again doubting the instincts of MM staff.
- MM staff
tuttle| 5.1.12 @ 9:55AM
so it seems in the end thaty sgt shultz is another loser suffering from peenus envy. Seems the left fails to learn that being erratic isn't the same as giving rational commentary
yet it raises a question, what is it about the left's audience they they like seeing these idiots act like rabid dogs
I mean if they are defending the most brilliant guy ever elected potus, who was dubbed the messiah, okay that was done a looney racist, but still promised to lower the tides and heal Gaia, something is seriously off message
seems the guy elected isn't very bright, can't stop talking about hisself and can't run on his record of failure
not that it matters to pit bulls like sgt shultz, aka I know nothing
Dick Nome | 5.1.12 @ 10:44AM
Then there is the slobbering Chris Matthews who would hump Obama's leg every chance he got if he could replace Bo as the Presidential pet.
What Fortuitous Event Be This| 5.1.12 @ 11:08AM
It just so happens - Bo is missing - and all that remains are his dog toys, and oddly enough, some well polished bones resembling a complete skeleton - and a bottle of pomegranate catsup.
Chrissy the Sissy can tingle that baby away!
albert constantine jr.| 5.1.12 @ 4:15PM
Is a Mateus the proper wine for Portuguese Water Dog?
( . . . after the beep . . . )| 5.1.12 @ 7:07PM
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Remember, you didn't get this from me, and don't use my name, but you can see it just so happens there is a wide selection from which to choose at
www.dogloverswineclub.com//index.cfm
Hell, Jimmy, what are friends for, make it $4500, since I already charged some really fine female Colombian entertainment to a credit card of yours I just happened to have on me. Later, Jimmy, you won't regret it. If any official type dudes claiming they're from any Cartagena law enforcement agencies ask you don't know me. I had to give them a legitimate phone number and I wasn't going to give them mine. After you wire me the money don't forget you owe me a really big favor this time.
Oldefarte| 5.1.12 @ 11:45AM
Jeffrey, great one as usual and thanks! Ed and his equally insane fellow TV hosts of MSNBC are as you indicate, highly paid prostitutes without a decent message. The reason why this network and others similar have toilet bowl ratings is that their constituencies/audiences are STUPID mostly. If one discounts academia and NE liberal college graduates [the Kennedy crowd], what's left? Hollywood? Has anyone seen their recently produced movies? Their target audience is apparently five year olds with scooters. ther is no more '''''acting''''' by actors.....it's all outerspace shoot-em-up-techno-bang-bang crap of the Green Hornet variety [why waste $8 to see excrement?]. The residual audiences of liberal TV network programming are morons like Purp, Alan etc that are too stupid to think for themselves [and rely on these Ed's to propagandize-brainwash their thought processes]. MSNBC just like Air America rely on forced liberal donations in order to pay their bills, since their target audiences are just plain stupid and wouldn't understand the messages Schultz, Maddow, Matthews, Olbermann etc are providing [and are too busy instead watching Hollywood produced Green Hornet movies instead]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom Kyba| 5.1.12 @ 11:47AM
Sgt. Spittle used to come on the radio after Rush before his current inexplicable television run. It always sounded like he was listening to Rush before his own show and had convinced himself that he could be a mirror image of Rush. His lack of talent, however, was on display every time he opened his gaping maw. Someone should have told him that being smarmy, snotty, ill-informed and really really bad at delivering sarcasm is no way to go through life. It seems as if the left is so desparate to have a real success on talk radio that they are drawing their talent(?) from trolls like the ones tugging at the coattails of this site. A sanitized compilation of every utterance from Spittle since he's been on air would consist of "You people are all a bunch of poo-poo heads".
Ken| 5.1.12 @ 12:04PM
I don't know much about Ed Schultz & what he's up to these daya as I don't get MSNBC as part of my cable package up here in Canada (you have to pay extra for it & i can't be bothered) but on the basis of this article I he sounds like the living embodiment of the Peter Principle. Way back when (more years than I care to admit) he was the back-up QB for the Winnipeg Blue Bombers of the Canadian Football League for a few seasons and did a reasonably competent job when called upon. He then became the sportscaster for one of the big 3 network affiliates in either Fargo or Grand Forks (this was the late 70's/early 80's if I recall accurately) and he was actually pretty good. Should have stuck to his strengths I guess...
Citizen Jerry| 5.1.12 @ 12:17PM
Not very influential, but he sure is loud about it. Proudly proclaiming his ignorance, I suppose.
Petronius| 5.1.12 @ 12:40PM
I hear there are pictures and posters of Ed Schultz all over every state between the Mississippi and the Rockies stating the legend "Do not feed the Schultz", followed by the numbers and e-mail addresses of the local Game Wardens so that he can be tranquillized and sent to Chicago.
Shiori| 5.1.12 @ 12:55PM
Schultz probably thought that being a conservative radio host would mean instant big bucks, like Limbaugh. But he didn't enter into the equation his own natural suck factor. It hardly matters what Schultz says he believes because it's always going to be disingenuous. Conservatives didn't want him, so he camped in the Left's dumpster hoping for some charity - and that's what he got. Union money, Media Matters money, but not a nickel of earned money. Just the devoted tithing of a tiny bitter minority of connected radical left wing mouth breathers desperate to keep class envy and racial tension alive and festering in America. What a rag-tag group of ugly trolls.
Brad| 5.1.12 @ 7:51PM
It wasn't big bucks for Rush early on, either. He had to work for it for a number of years....
Ken| 5.1.12 @ 2:59PM
Wasn't this guy Schultz on Hogan's Heroes? Wasn't his catch phrase, "I know nothing, nothing." Sure sounds like the same guy as Ed Schultz is sure a know-nothing.
Dick Nome | 5.1.12 @ 3:30PM
John Banner had a personality. This Schultz doesn't.
Richard Baker| 5.1.12 @ 6:27PM
Heard the expression where it's better to be quiet and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Shultz is the living embodiment of that maxim.
Brad| 5.1.12 @ 7:44PM
Because liberalism has a long and decided track record in inducing poverty and hunger AROUND THE WORLD.
There, FIFY.
Cheers.
JL| 5.1.12 @ 8:30PM
The story of Ed's life is he's destined to be a big fish in a small pond. He was a successful sportscaster in Fargo, but could never make the jump to Minneapolis or ESPN. And he was bitter about that. Now he's a whale on PMSNBC. Perhaps this is karmic payback for when I asked him for a job in Fargo when I got out of college and he was ruder than he needed to be.
Occam's Tool| 5.1.12 @ 11:07PM
TLP, Nick: Love you guys. Live long and prosper. Signing off for tonight.
Lonnie Wild| 5.2.12 @ 1:47PM
I've been a big fan of Ed's for years. Who the fuck are you?
Indrid Cold| 5.3.12 @ 2:40AM
Every cafeteria at Microsoft has several large flat screen televisions mounted to the walls, and almost all play MSNBC all day. The few that don't show ESPN. Even the mostly liberal employees at Microsoft are uncomfortable with the Orwellian ambience. At the very least, the thuggish bluster of Red Schultz, as well as the rest of the PMSNBC conga line of freaks, can snuff one's appetite right out.
Nixonfan| 5.3.12 @ 10:37PM
OK, here is the reason why liberal programming doesn't sell: You can't sell a product that is being dumped on the market for free. Liberals already have PBS, NPR, NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN. The market is flooded with liberal thought. It has no scarcity or shock value, unlike right-wing programming ("Are they really allowed to say that?").
Howard| 5.10.12 @ 9:33PM
Ed Schultz is not only a blowhard, but apparently a phony as well. I watch MSNBC frequently, and they are so left wing that Katrina Vanden Heuvel of The Nation appears moderate. What a freak show!