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Eminentoes
Won’t Someone Please Ask Meghan McCain to the Prom?
The most compelling Playboy interview since William F. Buckley’s.
Would-have-been First Daughter Meghan McCain really wants you to know that she is not a lesbian. She appears in the current issue of Playboy in pumps, earrings, and a red sequined dress. She is staring glassily right into the camera in a failed attempt at a come-hither look. The pumps kick out behind her. She is partially propped up in bed, pressing her ample chest against white satin sheets. Red nails on her left hand help to highlight a Mississippi jobs report, but she pays it no attention.
The lesbian thing comes up pretty early in the interview that accompanies the photo. Meghan tells the melodramatic story of how the 2008 election nearly finished her off. She “almost overdosed on Xanax”! Her figure increased four sizes! Rather than appear by John McCain’s side to help him weather the storm on election day, she drove with a bunch of her “girlfriends” to the McCain residence in Sedona, Arizona, where all they did was “play Rock band for days and days and eat and sleep and hang out in bed watching TV.”
Interviewer David Hochman lightly teases her to “say a little more about the hanging-out-in-bed-with-girlfriends part” and it all comes tumbling out. She is “not a lesbian, if that’s what you’re asking.” Meghan insists she would be the very “first person to tell the world” she was queer because she is “not private about anything.” But you see she is “strictly dickly” —- I swear to Ayn Rand I am quoting that phrase accurately — and just can’t help herself. She loves sex, with men.
Granted, Miss McCain has “been hit on by women from time to time” and her life might be simpler if she were gay, “but no.” And sure, she loves hanging out with Rachel Maddow and Tila Tequila, but that’s because they are “just great people.”
Meghan has been the subject of a “gay rumor” or two but she shrugs that one right off, explaining, “Honey, you’re nobody unless you’ve had a gay rumor about you.” Unbidden, she tells us about her interesting choice of watering holes. If she frequents gay bars, it’s only because “they play the best music” and all of Meghan’s gay friends like to cut a rug. Gay men love her, she explains, because of the “big boobs and blond hair.”
As for how things are going with straight guys, we get conflicting reports. The story that she wants to tell is of the ugly duckling blossoming into a beautiful, independent, top-heavy swan. As a high schooler, Meghan was “uncool” and didn’t get to do much but the second she “hit college” she “started dating up a storm.” She’s not in a “serious relationship” these days but that’s fine by her. This way there is “no one to check in with.”
Yet Meghan drops broad hints that maybe she’s not so happy. On a recent outing “like, a week ago” her date “just wanted to talk policy and strategy the entire time,” which was a real “mood killer.” She complains that guys “think if they Google you and talk about stuff you’ve said, they get to make out with you at the end of the date.”
Future dating tip gents: You’ve got to do more than pretend to take Meghan McCain’s political opinions seriously. You should focus on telling her about the music you enjoy, what you do for fun and, above all, she wants you to make her laugh out loud. That is an “instant turn-on,” she explains, even if you happen to look “like Zach Galifianakis.” So get a pizza, rent The Hangover, lean in close at the right moment, and whisper, “You know, sometimes I read Playboy for the pictures…”
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Jeremy Lott is editor of RealClearPolicy.com, RealClearBooks.com and RealClearReligion.org and associate editor of RealClearScience.com.
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Bill Hussein O'Stalin| 3.28.12 @ 7:10AM
And don't forget to mention you're viginaly.
Bubba T. | 3.28.12 @ 11:20AM
Actually, the only thing I'd like to ask of Ms. McCain is to ... Stifle Her Pie Hole while in public. After a while, it's a simple matter of ... foot size exceeding the mouth cavity. Having said that, Vice President Biden has, apparently, managed to navigate a way around THAT problem. But for others, it's still an issue of basic physics. Of course, I made the same stifle request of her father about four years ago, and what did we get? Barry, Harry and Nancy. Not a good trade-off.
Then again, perhaps I'm being a bit harsh. Maybe all the babbling Miss Meghan needs is a couple week's vacation in Holland studying the history of Dutch dykes. I think Professor O'Donnel's currently offering a crash course.
If you hear of any openings, you might want to let her know. I understand class size is limited.
Bob Grant| 3.28.12 @ 11:39AM
Her pie hole is the problem.
It's too active! Too much going out (talking), Too much going in (eating).
That thing need to go on a a six month sabbatical.
Occam's Tool| 3.28.12 @ 3:01PM
"Mother told me, yes she told me, I'd meet girls like you. She also told me, stay away, you never know what you'll catch."
Surrender, by Cheap Trick.
Ladies and gentlemen, I rest my case.
Allan Brooks| 3.28.12 @ 10:35PM
I like the daughter, it is the father I do not like.
Allan Brooks| 3.28.12 @ 10:38PM
But to to be fair, if Meghan is an indication, the father married the right woman-- McCain fought for his country in 'Nam, was tortured at the Hanoi Hilton, and came home to breed well. Amen.
Timothy L. Pennell| 3.28.12 @ 7:14AM
What the fck was that?
Steve| 3.28.12 @ 7:35AM
Everybody can just back the hell off right now. That *bosom* earns her the right to be as stupid as she wants to be.
Mike Hawk| 3.28.12 @ 7:51AM
She is apparently a stereotypic ditzy blonde as well. A vacuum tube has more brains. She needs to go hang out with Lindsay and Paris if not already. Twit.
Maxwell| 3.28.12 @ 8:24AM
The last time I read Playboy Paul Nueman was the subject of the interview. Unfortunately I think she is a few fries short of a Happy Meal. Her loss.
Dr. X| 3.28.12 @ 8:36AM
This demonstrates perfectly that Republicans are 100% useless and that the Right as absolutely LOST the Cultural War.
To think that the Republican Party put the idiot that spawned and raised this piece of white trash up against the communist Barack Obama is sickening. American patriots have been left defenseless against the onslaught of stupidity, idiocy, and communist demagoguery.
Dick Nome | 3.28.12 @ 9:46AM
No, Establishment Liberal RINOs put the guy up. He was more confortable with Liberals and Democrats that Conservative. We are tring to get the Republican pPArty back instead of it being Democrat Lite. Stupidity is for Liberals.
Seek| 3.28.12 @ 1:11PM
Look, what do you expect from a beautiful young woman? So Meghan McCain likes sex with men. Whoopee. Should she instead prefer sex with women?
Ms. McCain is a marginal figure, a product of celebrity culture. She's tangential to politics. My advice: Ignore her.
gray man| 3.29.12 @ 8:18PM
Ignore who?
Susan Benton| 3.28.12 @ 4:25PM
We really, really need to reform the primaries in the Republican Party. The GOP base couldn't stand McCain and thought even less of his wife and daughter (although in fact anyone serious rarely gave them any thought at all) because they are a a couple of brain-dead lefty feminists with fewer brains than the average dumb-o-crat.
Mike Hawk| 3.28.12 @ 10:31PM
Closed primaries where the Liberals and Democrats don't pick our candidate is a big step. PA primary on April 24 is closed. Rs vote for the Republican ticket and Ds vote for the Democrat ticket.
PCP Smoker| 3.28.12 @ 9:03AM
This tub of lard is so funny. I wish McLame had won the presidency. It would have been lovely to take the spotlight. Imagine having had to write all of those (large) checks to Columbia U and seeing what the little heifer is accomplishing.
Seek| 3.28.12 @ 1:14PM
Ms. Cain is fat? How, then, would you classify Maggie Gallagher?
Teaghan| 3.28.12 @ 9:21AM
God, who cares about this gal anyway. She's pathetic and probably an embarassment to her parents. I would be mortified if she were my daughter.
Dick Nome | 3.28.12 @ 9:49AM
Q: What is the difference between the Panama Canal and Meghan McCAin??
A: The Canal is described as a Busy Ditch.
The Bishop| 3.28.12 @ 9:51AM
Good one. That's going to be shared.
DTOM| 3.28.12 @ 9:22AM
Maybe Ms. McCain could get some dating tips from Miss Fluke. She seems to be 'getting enough!'
Who's fluking Fluke today, I wonder!
Ms. Fluke, those who live by the sword, die by the sword.
Don't Tread On Me.
Dick Nome | 3.28.12 @ 9:47AM
Arew you sure Ms. Fluke goes for guys??
Thunderbottom| 3.28.12 @ 11:49AM
When I hear the name of Sandra Fluke or that of her attorney, Gloria Allred, I swear I can smell sulfur and hear the clatter of cloven hoofs.
Bob| 3.28.12 @ 2:05PM
If she's spending $1000 a year on contraception, she's either really promiscuous or operating a contraception black market.
Mike Hawk| 3.28.12 @ 3:52PM
She could be a flagrant liar too.
Jacob Morgan| 3.28.12 @ 5:04PM
Why are the tax payers to pay so guys can have sex with Fluke? They are having the fun, I guess, let them pay for it. No taxation without particiation.
That could be the new dating scene, instead of wine and dine to get the girl, offer to pay for a month of the pill. FTD florists could offer to deliver flowers that were arranged with pill packets.
Mimi Mayes | 3.28.12 @ 4:34PM
No, I'm pretty sure Ms. Fluke is a carpet-muncher. Meghan probably goes both ways to maximize her chances.
The Bishop| 3.28.12 @ 9:50AM
What the world really wants to know is: What kind of tats adorn this femme fatale? This is some high-class reportin' this is.
Petronius| 3.28.12 @ 9:58AM
The McCains live in Sedona. San Fransicko in the high desert were RINO's are protected from reality.
Nyfarmer| 3.28.12 @ 10:24AM
Feckless !
Matt| 3.28.12 @ 10:32AM
Hey, here's a hint, Playboy is part of the problem, not the solution. I mean, really..... no-brainer, right?
Bill| 3.28.12 @ 10:41AM
Sen. McCain should be ashamed of her "disgraceful" daughter Megan.
albert constantine jr.| 3.28.12 @ 10:48AM
Somewhere in Hanoi, any surviving former torturers of LtCdr. McCain recline with the Vietnamese edition of Playboy, and think that there are worse ways to torture and humiliate a man that separating his broken shoulder or beating him with bamboo poles.
albert constantine jr.| 3.28.12 @ 10:50AM
sorry, that should be " than" separating his broken shoulder...
Occam's Tool| 3.28.12 @ 3:02PM
Yessss! Score two for Albo!
Steve Jay| 3.28.12 @ 10:56AM
BIMBO
The Road Warrior| 3.28.12 @ 10:58AM
I'm not buying a copy of Playboy with her in it unless she's naked.
Thunderbottom| 3.28.12 @ 11:51AM
Careful what you ask for - for what has been seen cannot be unseen.
Occam's Tool| 3.28.12 @ 4:37PM
Thunder: For sure, great one. MM nakkid as a jaybird is not high on my bucket list.
Quartermaster| 3.29.12 @ 12:25PM
It's in your bucket list? I hope that's a bit of hyperbole.
Occam's Tool| 5.13.12 @ 1:11AM
QM---no, it isn't. Really, it isn't. Hyperbole, I plead hyperbole!
Timothy L. Pennell| 3.28.12 @ 11:08AM
Screw the Prom.
Won't somebody please take this Slut out to the back seat, and give her what she needs?
And you can take Maureen Dowd, Katrina Van den Heuvel, and that other Dried up Skank (the one who drove her husband Gay) Ariana Huffington, as well.
Nothing's better for loosening up an uptight,tight as*ed Liberal old Bag, than a good old fashion game of Hide the Salami.
Whaddya say, guys?
Am I right?
Am I?
You know I am.
Bob Grant| 3.28.12 @ 11:34AM
knock yourself out.
And, uh, when your finished, spare us the details!!!
Vomiting Uncontrollably| 3.28.12 @ 4:02PM
Dammit Pennell. Don't do that. Hideous images are like hideous songs; they can haunt you.
You want to play rough I might retaliate with some ditties that will never let you go. By the way, when do you think Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, and Ruth Bader Ginsberg last got a good old fashioned attitude adjustment?
Not so pleasant dabbling in the hideous when you are on the other side of it, is it?
Mimi Mayes | 3.28.12 @ 4:38PM
How about Sotomayor, or Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz, or all time winner, HELEN THOMAS!
Vomiting Uncontrollably| 3.28.12 @ 4:49PM
And off come the gloves.
Ponder when Kathleen Sebelius, Janet Napolitano, Michelle Obama, and Barney Frank last got a good old fashioned mood rectification.
Dammit Pennell. Focus your mind's eye on what you've done.
Petronius| 3.28.12 @ 5:48PM
In very truth, the spew factor of this thread is bad enough already.
albert constantine jr.| 3.28.12 @ 7:02PM
Bella Abzug, Shirley Chisholm, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright...
Mike Hawk| 3.28.12 @ 10:34PM
Albert wins!
Timothy L. Pennell| 3.28.12 @ 7:20PM
"And off come the gloves."
You crack me up.
Vomiting Uncontrollably| 3.28.12 @ 7:42PM
Believe it or not I exercised restraint. I could have used 'And off come the panties.'
Dick Nome| 3.28.12 @ 4:25PM
Why would I care to abuse myself in that fashion?? I would never tell a soul if I succumbed to that kind of weakness.
Crassus| 3.28.12 @ 11:21AM
I wouldn't do her with Alan Brooke's schlong.
Thunderbottom| 3.28.12 @ 11:46AM
I think a guy would really have to hate his pen!s to do Meghan or any of the other aforementioned females.
Bob Grant| 3.28.12 @ 11:49AM
Bad penis. I'll show you!
Absurdities And Other Nonsense| 3.28.12 @ 2:33PM
He has one?
Teaghan| 3.28.12 @ 2:48PM
BadBadBad Boys!!!!
Nonsense And Other Absurdities| 3.28.12 @ 4:40PM
Alright, he really has one - possibly - but the more accurate term for it is 'schlorty'.
Just another example of the identity confusion caused by depraved transgender-cross-reassignment whatever the currently approved terminology for it is this abomination of natural law is creating in society. Seems like they could have at least attached his big toe. They must have been worried without it on his foot it would throw off his balance - his physical balance.
Poppakap| 3.28.12 @ 4:12PM
One of the funniest things I've read in a long time...
Knowing that both are wastes of space and time, dare I suggest this is a great match?
Paul from SA| 3.28.12 @ 11:23AM
I place Meghan McCain in the same group with Janeane Garafolo, Rosie O'Donnell, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Gloria Allred as the most unappealling, unattractive and unpleasant women on the planet.
Bob Grant| 3.28.12 @ 11:27AM
From the spelling of her name to suffering through her view on --- oh --- just about anything, Meghan McCain is simply annoying!
So, like any self-respecting Annoyer-of-People, she interviews with Playboy! Like.clock.work!
Her pathetic attempts at "Child of Prominent Republican Gone Wild" is really a cry for help. Others have tried and have ended up on the s**t heap of history.
Go away little girl!
Al Adab| 3.28.12 @ 12:09PM
Think of how much money the govt. saved by not having the secret service have to follow this one around. "First daughter and 25 secret service agents attend bar scene" would make some headline.
Bob| 3.28.12 @ 2:03PM
"First daughter and 25 secret service agents vacation in Mexico" was making headlines, until Obama called for a media blackout on the story, "for the children".
W| 3.28.12 @ 12:34PM
Al Adab
She follows the example of Billy Carter, Roger Clinton, Hillary's brother selling pardons, and Reagan's daughter who also posed for Playboy. Senator McCain was a carouser in his youth. Feel sorry for the senator, maybe that is the reason he wants to bomb and invade every country.
Mike Hawk| 3.28.12 @ 3:57PM
Capt. McQueeg is a Media hound on his own right. Why should we feel sorry for him??? The ditzy daughter is following in his footsteps.
Al Adab| 3.28.12 @ 3:59PM
W:
Fondly I yearn for the days of Julie and Tricia Nixon. Young ladies with a lot of class and not a few brains as well.
Buck Bradley| 3.28.12 @ 4:40PM
How large and succulent were their bosoms though?
W| 3.28.12 @ 5:19PM
Al Adab
And for First Ladies like Pat Nixon, Jackie Kennedy, and Mamie Eisenhower who acted like ladies, and not lecture us on what to eat, dress, and did not attend Cabinet meetings.
solidground| 3.28.12 @ 12:51PM
Some people are just not satisfied with their 15 minutes of fame, even if added minutes points them straight toward infamy.
cicero| 3.28.12 @ 1:05PM
Not only did the article not warrant comment, it didn't warrant printing.
Bob| 3.28.12 @ 2:02PM
I'll ask her to the prom, but I won't make any promises that I'll actually show up when the time comes.
WL| 3.28.12 @ 3:01PM
This is one more example of a ignorant little girl being set up to be a liberal "trophy" for the destructive left. This poor girl is headed down the path recently traveled by L. Lohan, M. Cyrus, B. Spears etc..
It pains me to see the propaganda machines destroy these people. Make no mistake, I know they are responsible for themselves, and have a complex that they are now so much better than us commoners, now that they are taken in, shmoozed, and then utterly destroyed by the machine. However, in the end, they are essentially victims to the liberal hoard that is destroying the fabric of the intangible bonds and structure of America.
Please don't write articles like this anymore A. Spec. I understand you need to highlight the ignorance of someone out there being used as a useful idiot. But in this case, I just don't feel like hating on her...because I see this same thing happening to a great deal of our youth...and I just get sad.
timmah| 3.28.12 @ 3:12PM
"Strictly dickly"? Nah, she didn't say that, right? I mean, no one would ever make up a phrase that idiotic, grotesque, and pornagraphically coquettish on purpose, would they??? Noooooo...
jkendal| 3.28.12 @ 3:13PM
Would somebody PLEASE ask this bimbo to just go the fluck away?!?!?!
junkyard infidel| 3.28.12 @ 3:13PM
well ok, i'll do it and take one for the team! but instead of a corsage, she has to wear a throttle !
timmah| 3.28.12 @ 3:49PM
Whew, am I relieved! I have it on good authority that Ms. McCain was forced to utter the phrase, "Strictly dickly". Yeah, apparently she was kidnapped by Tila Tequila and Rachel Maddow and ordered, "Say it, say 'Strictly dickly', or you'll never be allowed to spew your nonsensical gibberish on MSNBC again!!!" So the poor girl caved under the immense weight of losing the only outlet where she could display her enormous gift of cleavage, er, intellect. I hope the rest of you are proud of yourselves, judging her without evidence is shameful!
Susan Benton| 3.28.12 @ 4:22PM
The upside of having Obama in the White House is that we don't see or hear as much of Meghan McCain if her father were in the Oval Office!
Susan Benton| 3.28.12 @ 4:29PM
Somewhere there is a village missing its idiot!
Buck Bradley| 3.28.12 @ 4:34PM
"Is this some kind of a bust?"
"Yes mam it's very impressive--but we'd just like to ask you a few questions..."
cozyup| 3.28.12 @ 5:39PM
Meghan Mcwho?? Never heard of her.
Petronius| 3.28.12 @ 5:58PM
O.K. If this bit is supposed to be a reflection on Senator McCain's short comings as a traditional American parent, it's way passed too late.
Jeamar| 3.28.12 @ 10:16PM
Didn't finish the article. Who cares?
Jones | 3.29.12 @ 12:45AM
Other than who her dad is, why is attention paid to this woman?
POST American| 3.29.12 @ 4:22AM
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Rich | 3.29.12 @ 9:52AM
Don't spend to much attention to this woman because that's what she want :)
Jim| 4.4.12 @ 11:51AM
Meghan is a perfect example of why feminism is actually hurting women more than men. She is typical of a woman of her age, I know many exactly like her. In a traditional society, she would be a glowing mother of three by now, with a sense of pride and a home and family to take pride in. Instead she wallows in perpetual adolescence, just like the men of her age of course, but with the added anguish of a fast unwinding biological clock to keep her company. I pity here. She and Sandra Fluke could be lovely young mothers, instead they are bitter old maids in the making. This culture is eating itself.
Dmitry Aleksandrovich| 4.7.12 @ 4:34AM
Our popular culture will turn your daughters into whores. Maybe there is something to the long dress, covered arms and a hijab. Modesty and honor is something Americans need to relearn. We need to get angry about it. It used to drive me nuts to watch fathers of young women in their late teens or early twenties just look the other way when their daughters were involved in various promiscuous activities. It's un natural for a father to act that way. His natural reaction should be to demand that his daughter preserve her honor and strike the fear of God and or vengeance in anyone who would violate her honor. This country's going to hell and dragging the world down with it with its Hollywood filth.
Occam's Tool| 5.13.12 @ 1:15AM
Dmitry: Try to put my daughter in a burqa. Just try it, scumbag.
Meghan is to blame for Meghan's problems. Men are supposed to restrain themselves; of course, being a Muzhik and nekulturnoo, with a father who is a pig, no one taught you this.