One of the few coherent demands of the Occupy Wall Street mob is
free college education. Perhaps the college-age protesters do not
realize we are just coming out of America’s worst recession in 50
years. That wouldn’t surprise me. Maybe they don’t know the truly
needy often do go to college for free, but those from middle-class
and upper-middle-class backgrounds — most of the protesters, I’ll
wager — are expected to contribute something to their
education.
Most likely they expect the “greedy one percent” to pick
up the tab. Hey, why
not?
How to pay for college has been on my mind a lot lately.
My son will be going away to college next fall. Besides the
stirrings of empty-nest syndrome, there is the looming concern of
how we will pay the exorbitant tab. Unwilling to subject him to the
ineptness of the local public school system, we have paid dearly
for a private high school education. And I fully expect to pay for
a good deal of his college.
If he were an average student, deciding on a college would
be a lot easier. He would attend the local community college, or
the local state university and that would be that. But, unlike his
dad, he has always been an over-achiever, and he would like to go
to an over-achiever’s school.
Like the protesters and — I would assume — everyone in
America, I do agree that tuition is often, to borrow a former New
York mayoral candidate’s catchphrase, “too damn high.” At least at
the elite private schools. The University of Chicago,
where my son has his heart set, has an annual sticker price of
$41,091. His second choice, Vanderbilt, is upwards of
$40,600. That’s not counting the $13,000 for room and
board.
Think about it. For the price of four years at
Vanderbilt, we could easily purchase four houses on our block —
maybe more — and set our son up in business as an enlightened
slumlord. With guaranteed subsidy payments from the federal
government, he’d be set for life.
But elite schools aren’t the only games in town.
When you read the gripes of the Occupy Wall Streeters, a familiar
theme emerges: their crushing student loan debt. (Just this week,
it was reported that Americans owe $1 trillion in unpaid student
loans.)
Some talk of being $95,000 in debt from their undergrad years.
I’m not even sure how this is possible. The admissions counselors
we’ve spoken to say you can only borrow $5,500 a year in federal
loans. Are these students spending decades in college? And at what
colleges?
Certainly there are affordable state universities. My alma
mater, a nondescript Midwestern state school, costs less than my
son’s current Catholic high school. Tuition at another
local state school, Southern Illinois University, costs a mere
$4,432. But I suspect the Occupy Wall Street mob
would turn up their collective noses at free tuition to
SIU.
SO WHY IS elite college tuition so “damn high”? It may not
surprise you to learn that it is a result of the federal
government’s involvement. The real cost of University of Chicago’s
tuition is probably half its sticker price. But UChicago can double
its price tag because administrators know the federal government
(read: taxpayer) will cough up the other half in scholarships,
loans, grants, work study, etc.
I wonder if the protesters, who demand more government
involvement, realize this — that without government involvement,
virtually all qualified candidates could afford college? And I
wonder if the protesters know that in countries where tuition is
“free” colleges are highly selective, that students have to pass
rigorous admission exams, and that there are a lot fewer of them,
compared to the U.S. with its 4,800 colleges and
universities? Most of all, I wonder how much
tuition will be when it’s free?
One thing I would like to say to the protesters is, “You
want free tuition to a top-tier school? Earn a full academic
scholarship.” Yes, that will take a lot of hard work. Instead of
hanging out with your friends, smoking weed and banging drums,
you’d have to crack open a book. But you just might learn something
useful — like economics and how, after high school, at least,
there is no such thing as a free lunch.
