This summer, I was one of the millions who visited Las Vegas,
America’s gambling mecca in the Nevada desert. According to the Las
Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority, over 3.3 million people
visited Sin City in June 2011, the last month for which
data
was available. If you were one of those folks, you are likely to
have taken at least a few pulls on a slot machine, but you probably
never left the glittery confines of Las Vegas Boulevard — The
Strip. You missed out.
Critics claim that Las Vegas lacks any real culture. To be
sure, it is a city whose skyline is comprised primarily of tacky
miniaturizations of architectural masterpieces from other corners
of the globe. A city which beckons us to bring our sense of
adventure (and our wallets) and engage in acts of debauchery that
would not stand with the other members of the Lions Club back in
Dubuque. A city where a towering hotel-casino might open to great
fanfare only to be demolished less than 20 years later in a public
spectacle replete with fireworks.
Vegas, in a sense, mirrors our best and worst traits as a
nation. It is at once swaggering, boastful, unapologetic,
optimistic, transitory, excessive, youthful, naive, impatient, and
perhaps a bit too confident for its own good. There is a palpable
restlessness, a constant drive for reinvention. Risks are
encouraged and met with spectacular triumph or ruinous failure, but
rarely anything in between. The critics usually harp on the
seemingly disposable and inauthentic nature of the town, but in
their haste to focus on the superficiality, they neglect a unique
and often surprising history.
Miss Atomic Bomb Goes Toe-to-Toe with
Khrushchev
The
Atomic Testing Museum, an affiliate of the
Smithsonian Institution, tells the story of the Nevada Test Site,
America’s primary nuclear weapons proving ground from 1951 until
1992. The tale is told from a refreshingly patriotic, unabashedly
pro-American perspective. A series of videos highlight
recollections from former test site workers who are clearly and
rightfully proud of their role in helping to win the Cold War. In
fact, some alums of the nuclear testing program are museum
volunteers and trustees.
I toured the museum with a more liberal minded friend who
griped that the exhibits did not offer enough “alternative
perspective.” Without missing a beat, I pointed to a wall on which
hung a particularly bellicose quote by Khrushchev. Something along
the lines of: “We will achieve nuclear dominance and then crush
lazy capitalist American swine like ants. And then deal with pesky
moose and squirrel once and for all!” I might be paraphrasing just
a bit. But that quote was the counterpoint she sought.
Despite emphasizing the positive role that America’s
nuclear arsenal played in maintaining peace throughout the Cold
War, the museum does not turn a blind eye to the complexity of the
issue, addressing for example the atmospheric radiation that led to
the end of above ground nuclear testing, and the ultimate
international cessation of test detonations.
While the museum concerns a topic that is dead serious,
it’s also surprisingly fun. Some exhibits are even suitable for
children, such as a display of Atomic Age toys and pop cultural
memorabilia and the “Ground Zero Theater,” which uses film and
special effects to simulate the viewing of an atomic detonation
from an observation bunker. The museum experience caps off with a
quirky gift shop which sells scholarly books on the atomic program,
alongside whimsical novelty items. (Connoisseurs of Z grade cinema
should use this opportunity to pick up a copy of The Beast of
Yucca Flats. Tor Johnson of Plan 9 from Outer Space
fame wanders through the Nevada desert as a nuclear scientist
irradiated in a horrible accident. When he finally meets his
demise, it is perhaps as moving as Terms of Endearment,
and far more entertaining).
Visitors to the museum also gain perspective on how
detonations about 75 miles outside of the city limits impacted
tourism in the 1950s. Casino owners were initially concerned that
the rattling of foundations and occasional shattering of windows
would scare away Mr. and Mrs. Middle America. So they turned the
blasts into a spectacle, the brightest of lights in a city
preoccupied with light. Rooftop viewing parties were held; high
rollers bussed out into the desert for a closer look (and a picnic
meal). The Flamingo casino spread the word to food and beverage
departments up and down the Strip about the new “Atomic Cocktail.”
The city crowned a Miss Atomic Bomb, whose image is available on a
t-shirt in the gift shop. Even business names reflected fascination
with the Bomb; this past January, Atomic Liquors, the oldest
operating bar in Las Vegas, finally closed after operating
continuously since 1951.
The Zombie or: How to Unwind after a Nuclear
Apocalypse
Hopefully the museum charged with preserving our atomic
heritage won’t close its doors anytime soon. Just a short ride from
the Strip, it is woefully under visited. Allan Palmer, the museum’s
executive director,
recently estimated that the attraction sees 120
visitors on a typical weekend day — in line with a small museum,
but far less than any given shop on the Strip.
If you do make the trek out to the Atomic Testing Museum,
you might want to rest your brain with a drink or two afterwards. I
suggest Frankie’s
Room, a relatively new addition to the Vegas bar
scene. Frankie’s, in keeping with our atomic theme, is a faithful
reproduction of tiki bars that opened across the country during the
middle of last century as servicemen returning from the Pacific
ushered in a South Seas exotica craze. Knock back one of their
delicious, rum based cocktails like the Zombie and imagine you are
at the Cross Spikes Club (an impromptu haunt on Bikini Atoll in the
Marshall Islands where soldiers hung out in advance of the July
1946 test detonation known as Operation Crossroads). Hungry? Stop
by the Peppermill Coffee
Shop, a garish on-Strip restaurant that serves up
generous portions at reasonable prices along with “old Vegas”
atmosphere. Scenes from the movie Casino were
filmed there.
O.J., Area 51, and Doom Town
If you want to make a deeper hands-on connection with
Atomic Era Vegas, visit the Neon Museum,
actually a desert boneyard full of decommissioned signs dating from
the early days to the present. The centerpiece of the collection is
the relocated and reassembled La Concha Motel, a Googie masterpiece
whose sweeping lines scream “space age optimism.”
Perhaps you will decide to take a tour of the test site
itself. Tours, which depart early in the morning
from the parking lot of the Atomic Testing Museum, are only offered
once a month and book up months in advance. At the time of this
writing, all of the remaining 2011 tours are booked, as well as the
tour for January of 2012. The Nevada Test Site, recently renamed
the Nevada National Security Site (N2S2 to those in the know) is an
active Department of Energy facility currently used for the
disposal of nuclear waste and hazmat training, amongst other
activities — hence the limited number of tours offered and tight
security on the site.
The tour is a full day experience spent mostly in an air
conditioned bus. On the way to the site, you might be lucky enough
to see Predator Drones in flight, operating from a nearby military
base. At the very least, you will see the bleak prison where O.J.
Simpson is currently a guest of the State of Nevada. You’ll also
see a two story house, a remnant of “Doom Town”: a village
constructed to determine what building materials would best
withstand an atomic blast.
Perhaps the greatest historical artifact you’ll see will
be your tour guide himself, generally a former employee of the test
site. My tour was led by Ernie
Williams, an elderly but spry gentleman who has
worked on all facets of the nuclear program since the 1950s as both
an Army enlistee and a civilian employee.
Ernie, a trustee of the Atomic Testing Museum, is a
character. He tells priceless stories like the one in which he
angered his commanding officer by making hamburgers of cattle that
had been exposed to a test blast. They were apparently gently
irradiated enough that they were edible. Or his claim that as a
budget and logistics man, he signed off on the funds required to
build the top secret Area 51. Though he cheerfully confirmed the
existence of Area 51, he told us he could say no more as he had
been sworn to secrecy.
Ernie beams with pride at his participation in nuclear
testing, and is a cheerleader for current projects like the
controversial proposal to store highly radioactive waste in the
adjacent Yucca Mountain range.
Leaving Las Vegas
But authentic characters like Ernie are gradually fading
from the Vegas landscape like so many decrepit neon signs baking
out in the sun. Gone are the days of high technology in the desert.
What remains is mostly just a dumping ground for
byproducts.
It’s easy to get discouraged in this town. Hit especially
hard by the real estate boom and bust, where sandy winds howl
eerily through half completed housing developments, the
unemployment rate currently hovers at over 12 percent.
Maybe the critics are right. Maybe Vegas is an entirely
superficial experience, where the lessons of the past hold no sway,
where a proud culture of Atomic Liquor companies has ceded ground
to David Hasselhoff-in-The Producers. If Vegas truly is a
microcosm of America, what does that say about us? Are we still
capable of developing great things as we did during the Atomic Age?
Will the youthful spirit of optimism win in the end? Or are we a
disposable people with a disposable culture?
I pondered these questions over one final cocktail at the
airport. Last call. Bombs away.
