Anne Hathaway's Yorkshire accent has all of Britain up in
arms.
How hard could it be for a former scholar of Winchester
College to remember the legend associated with the patron saint of
Winchester cathedral?
St Swithun's day if thou dost rain,
For forty days it will remain;
St Swithun's day if thou be fair,
For forty days 'twill rain nae mare
[sic].
Dexter (Jim Sturgess), the scholar aforementioned, is the
principal male character in One Day and he has a vague
recollection that there is such a legend. Also that it is somehow
associated with the weather. More than that, however, he cannot say
when he meets Emma (Anne Hathaway) on St. Swithun's day (July
15th), 1988, after a night of revelry ensuing upon
their graduation from Edinburgh University. I'm only guessing here,
mind you, but I think that David Nicholls, adapting his own
best-selling novel for the screen, and director Lone Scherfig
(An
Education, Italian
for Beginners) were thinking that Dexter would be
more charming for forgetting (he is also drunk) than he would be
for remembering. Bad call. At any rate, I don't find him so, nor do
I find him otherwise very prepossessing. In fact, he is little
better than a lout, and by the time I saw him (inevitably) educated
out of his loutishness, it was too late for me, at any rate, to
feel much sympathy for him.
You may find it otherwise and therefore may enjoy One
Day more than I did, but Dexter's charmlessness is only part
of the reason I didn't much care for the picture myself. There is a
formula for romantic tear-jerkers, and One Day constantly
reminds you of the fact by not entirely sticking to the formula for
no very good reason. By formula, that is, Miss Hathaway's character
should be plain, or plainish (as she is in the novel) -- at least
not the luminous beauty Miss Scherfig must have known Anne Hathaway
to be when she cast her in the role of Emma. Likewise by formula
Mr. Sturgess's character should be a likeable rogue and wastrel and
not the boringly superficial sot, cokehead and celebrity-wannabe he
is. Most importantly, the friendship between them has to be
persuasive. We have to see what they see in each other. That's
where the charm would come in, if Dexter had any, and where the
interesting character foibles of Emma would tell, if she had
any.
But both are nearly opaque as characters. Emma is supposed
to have poetic ambitions, but we hear almost nothing of her poetry
-- or even of what she admires in others'poetry -- or her prose
either when she turns out to be a (naturally successful) writer of
fiction. Clearly, she is meant to be pining for Dexter for more
than a decade, but Anne Hathaway doesn't really do pining. Or even
smothered longing. I don't so much mind her poor Yorkshire accent,
which seems to have all of Britain up in arms. I just assumed that
she was meant to be affecting the classless, regionless version of
mockney (with lapses into both received and regional pronunciation
that also seem authentic) that was so popular among the young in
the 1990s. But her more general rootlessness seems to go with an
emotional affectlessness that make the film's big moments quite
surprising and rather incomprehensible when they come.
One result is that when she abandons her perfect French
lover, Jean Pierre (Sébastien Dupuis), for Dexter at his lowest ebb
we can only wonder what she is thinking. Or smoking, perhaps, since
Jean Pierre is a jazz musician. She sees very clearly what a bum
Dexter is but doesn't allow us to see anything in her that would
explain her fatal attachment to such a bum. Nor is Dexter's own
emotional trajectory any more comprehensible. After ageing out of a
job hosting what the film calls "car-crash television" with all the
sex and drugs supposed to go with it, he apparently lacks any
emotional or intellectual hinterland which could account for his
lingering attachment to this budding literary superstar as not only
his preferred shoulder to cry on but the woman finally to
de-bimbify his hectic love-life.
Actually, it's Romola Garai who gets that job anyway,
before she grows as bored with the presumptively reformed Dex as we
already are with the pre-reformation model -- which is another
example of the film's pointless departure from formula. So Emma is
the love of his life but she's also picked up on the rebound?
There's a modern romance for you! For some, perhaps, these
deficiencies will be compensated for by the heart-tugging ending,
although that would be pretty emotionally manipulative even if
everything else about the movie were perfect. Which it very much is
not. Nor can the gimmicky device of tracing the relationship
between Dex and Emma through 20-plus years of St. Swithun's days
make up for the failure to turn them into characters we are able to
care very much about.
There are good things about the movie. Patricia Clarkson
as Dexter's mum is dying of cancer much more nobly than she was in
Pieces
of April (2003), and Ken Stott as his dad has some
excellent pieces of advice for his wayward son, apart from seeming
a much more interesting person. Rafe Spall as Emma's stop-gap
boyfriend Ian has a little of the goofy loser's charm that we miss
in Dexter, but he, too, is rather tiresome in the end, in addition
to being so obviously not right for Emma. The chance to tap into
the market for nostalgia by tying the story to the one we all know
of the last couple of decades might or might not be a good thing,
but it is almost completely missed anyway. And for what? For very
little in the way of characterization and not even very many
laughs. I have not St. Swithun's prognosticatory powers but I
foresee a flopperoo -- which makes me sad for Miss Scherfig, who
has shown signs of being a fine director.
About the Author
James Bowman, our movie and culture critic, is a resident scholar at the Ethics and Public Policy Center. He is the author of Honor: A History and Media Madness: The Corruption of Our Political Culture, both published by Encounter Books.
Consider it our revenge for all those English actors affecting
bad American accents--particularly of the Southern or Texan
variety.
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Yeah-yuh.
Cosmo| 8.30.11 @ 3:24AM
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