Broadening his horizons on all sides of the Vineyard.
"Let me eat shrimp," said Barack Obama to a reporter this
week as he toiled in Martha's Vineyard. This Marie Antoinette
wannabe has no intention of letting anyone get their hands on cake,
I fear. Black bread and thin gruel, more likely.
If historical and monarchical metaphors are the order of
the day, we might reach more readily for Nero of Rome, said to have
fiddled while his domain sizzled. The state of our economy is shaky
at best, while global crises whirl unabated from Tehran to
Pyongyang to Islamabad and even in pronounceable places like Wall
Street. The President is being flip like Wilson, recalling the
apocryphal Antoinette apothegm, but more significantly he seems to
be floating aimlessly like flotsam and jetting aimlessly like
jetsam, recalling Nero's neurosis.
What I'm sayin' is that the man is hopelessly lost. He has
no clue what to do next, but the show must go on. He has his game
face on, but the game may be over.
THE GREEK COLUMNS FRAMED Senator Obama as he accepted the
nomination to run for President. "Narcissus!" shouted some.
"Hubris!" shouted others. Now after nineteen months of Greco-Roman
wrestling with the big job, he seems to have decided it's all Greek
to him and it is time for that Roman fiddle.
Seeing him in this condition makes a soul feel sorry for
the poor lug. The Bard of Avon is calling him "more to be pitied
than censured." He was just a regular sweet kid who was born in the
U.S. of A. (Hawaii says so, Kenya believe it?) and told that he
could be anything he darned well wanted to be, including the
President. Gladdened by this uplifting vision, he hustled off to
school in Iowa or Indonesia or wherever, cheered by the bell or the
muezzin or whatever.
Then he initiated his brilliant precautionary approach,
which was a harbinger of his later health plan: taking the drugs
before the illness arrives. From there he began hanging around with
some Commies, not because he believed in that stuff, but to broaden
his horizons and see all sides of this great country. Then he went
to that college in Cambridge which confusingly is not called
Cambridge here in America but something funny beginning with a
Har.
Onward ho to the church of the Reverend who thinks 9/11
was God's retribution for Hiroshima. Obama prayed there, baptized
his children there, and named his book after one of the Rev's
sermons, not because he believed in that stuff, but to broaden his
horizons and see all sides of this great country. Next he proceeded
to the U. of Chicago where he made common cause with an American
radical who tried to blow up the Pentagon and regrets failing,
William Ayers. Obama palled around with him not because he believed
in that stuff, but to broaden his horizons and see all sides of
this great country.
He then community-organized for a while, and so
effectively did he organize that indeed the black community in
Chicago is now in fabulous shape. He was loosely affiliated with
ACORN, an organization specializing in election fraud (doing it,
not stopping it), not because he believed in that stuff, but to
broaden his horizons and see all sides of this great country.
Afterwards, Obama had a proto-Mafioso get him a good deal on a
house that fell off the truck. He was friends with this paragon of
corruption. not because he believed in that stuff, but to broaden
his horizons and see all sides of this great country.
As a State Senator, he courageously jumped in to make sure
that the overzealous religious fanatics did not get a chance to
save the lives of babies who survive abortion. Why should the poor
mother be saddled with a wailing, pooping little brattinsky as a
result of medical malpractice?
Thence to the United States Senate from Illinois, where he
amassed the single most liberal voting record, not because he
believed in that stuff, but to broaden his horizons and see all
sides of this great country. Then he went on the campaign trail and
managed to win a nomination without ever winning a major primary.
Looking at this amazing track record of coming up from the wrong
side of the tracks, how could his career become
derailed?
Well, enough of this fiddle-faddle. I must go back to the
Summer of Recovery and stand behind our young President. Remember,
Rome was not built in a day.
About the Author
Jay D. Homnick, commentator and humorist, is a frequent contributor to The American Spectator. He also writes for Human Events. Here he performs his original composition, "Buy You (Bayou) a Drink".
Jay,
Sorry, but it isn't a laughing matter. Obama and his congress have
already accomplished their task.
They can simply relax now, sort of like the avalanche
controllers in the mountains finishing their rounds with explosive
charges.
The multiple avalanches are now quiety building above our
heads.
Alan Brooks| 8.27.10 @ 3:58PM
no matter who is president we are still entering a state of
genuine dystopia. Here is the definition; (does it have a familiar
ring of recognition to it?):
"A dystopia (from Ancient Greek: δυσ-: bad-, ill- and Ancient
Greek: τόπος: place, landscape) is, in literature, an often
futuristic society that has degraded into a repressive and
controlled state, though under the guise of being utopian.
Dystopian literature has underlying cautionary tones, warning
society that if we continue to live how we do, this will be the
consequence. A dystopia is, thus, regarded as a sort of negative
utopia... Dystopias often explore the concept of technology going
"too far" ...
Real dystopias such as Nazi Germany have existed in history.
The first known use of dystopian, as recorded by the Oxford English
Dictionary, is a speech given before the British House of Commons
by John Stuart Mill in 1868, in which Mill denounced the
government's Irish land policy: "It is, perhaps, too complimentary
to call them Utopians, they ought rather to be called dys-topians,
or caco-topians. What is commonly called Utopian is something too
good to be practicable; but what they appear to favour is too bad
to be practicable."
And tell Jim Whittaker that the presidency ended Jan. 20th
1989.
Gerald Stephens| 8.28.10 @ 5:30PM
Ken,
Did I comprehend you to say that O____ (sorry, I just can not
say the word), having done his best is now in a position to resign?
As my MD, Psychiatrist, Psychoanalyst brother has stated, 'mental
incompetency no longer carries the stigma it once did' - just for
the history books.
Alan Brooks| 8.29.10 @ 12:42AM
"As my MD, Psychiatrist, Psychoanalyst brother..."
Shrinks are as dishonest as anyone.
You think we don't how guileful intellectuals are? Shrinks get paid
as much as attorneys-- and they are just as devious.
I'd settle for LtCol. Allen West or Pastor CL Bryant. Neither of
those guys would be what I'd consider "affirmative action"
candidates. I could listen to either of the 2 of them for
HOURS!!!!
Check out this trailer for Pastor Bryant's movie. It almost
brought me to tears. Its AMAZING:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55aujTwuJY8
PJ| 8.27.10 @ 9:43AM
Great snappy production! It's a shame these fine black men who
are fearlessly speaking the truth are not getting popular air time
so that the entire black community can hear their words.
Fredrick Ward| 8.27.10 @ 6:48PM
This video looks amazing. Thank you for posting the link.
Erik Larsen| 8.28.10 @ 5:16PM
LtCol Allen West is one of the most inspiring Americans I've
ever heard.
Kevin| 8.27.10 @ 8:43PM
I'll second and third that! The little numbnuts is laughing at
us all the way to the bank.
JeffT| 8.29.10 @ 9:41AM
I would say THE presidency is over. This thug has transformed
not only the country, but the presidency, as well. He has taken
what was left of the Constitution and retired it to the dust bin of
history. He is not the first to stomp on this document, but he has
taken it from a "living" document (their term) to a deceased
document. With his partners in crime, Reid, Pelosi, Dodd, Frank, et
al, he is daily poking us in the eye with a sharp stick. Put
another shrimp on the barbie.
Silver Streake| 8.29.10 @ 10:55AM
I'd have to disagree that the Constitution is in the dustbin.
It's on life support, but with good work of patriots of all colors
and creed, it will survive and be in robust health once again.
The first rehab session begins on November 2 when we cut the
legs off the statist's. Then, in 2012, we elect a President that
doesn't "fundamentally change" this nation, but rather acts as
steward over it and sees to it that freedom remains strong.
PaulD| 8.27.10 @ 7:26AM
Shouldn't that last sentence read: "Remember, Rome was not
BURNED in a day"?
cavan| 8.27.10 @ 8:04AM
Rome wasn't burnt in a day!
Doctor Right| 8.27.10 @ 8:30AM
No matter who the G.O.P. has in the White House, the Left will
always accuse him (or her, maybe) of being a fake, "manufactured"
candidate, a puppet whose strings are manipulated by unseen
puppet-masters in industry and government, an empty-suit, an
intellectual lightweight with no "gravitas", a stumble-bum who
can't put two sentences together or issue a statement without
checking with his advisers, an idiot!
And yet, now we have Barack Hussein Obama...
Funny, huh?
Grzmlyk| 8.27.10 @ 12:34PM
Not only that, but look at the past several Democrat nominees:
Carter, Dukakis, Mondale, Clinton, Gore, Kerry and Obama.
Carter, Clinton, Gore Kerry and Obama are complete frauds,
posers whose salient trait is grandiosity.
Dukakis was a classic Northeastern liberal would-be academia nut
and Mondale was a Good Soldier of the Democrat Party.
And they accuse US of putting up phonies and puppets?
Liberals live in OppositeLand.
John II| 8.27.10 @ 2:55PM
The correct spelling is POSEUR, Grzzy, with the accent on the
second syllable. A poser (accent on the first syllable) is just
some dude who stands in front of a camera while the lights and
angles are adjusted.
We're going to need the word "poseur" indefinitely into the
future, so we gotta spell it right.
Grzmlyl| 8.27.10 @ 3:40PM
John II you can cut the bullshit.
I don't need anybody correcting me on a goddamned post who's
trying to make themselves king of the wordsmithing hill.
BUZZ OFF.
John II| 8.27.10 @ 5:09PM
To whom it may concern:
Whoever wrote that nasty comment is not my pal Grzzy. Notice the
misspelling in his nom de internet.
Grzmlyk| 8.27.10 @ 6:03PM
No, it was me.
Here's the deal: I write this stuff while I'm at work, when I
can get a minute. I write hurriedly and don't usually have the
luxury of proofreading.
I'm generally focusing on the argument at hand, not preparing a
final draft for an editor. I don't recall requesting pedagogic
assistance.
If you really get gratification from playing "look at how smart
I am," I can't stop you.
But if you are laboring under the misapprehension that I have
enaged you to be my coach, consider yourself dismissed.
John II| 8.27.10 @ 6:22PM
Oh. Sorry, Grzzy. I stand morally corrected.
But I AM a friggin' pedagogue--that's how I make my living, and
it's late summer, time to gear up for the fall quarter. And what
the hell's "smart" about spotting a shitty spelling error? If I
wanted to show off, I'd write about movies.
And another thing. If you knew what I had to wade through in my
students' essays, you'd be more sympathetic to my tics.
But you're right, and I'm properly chagrined.
So you crank that stuff out quickly? Damn, Grzzy, why don't you
just write professionally?
And now back to "Arsenic and Old Lace."
Grzmlyk| 8.27.10 @ 7:00PM
Ok, John II, I'm standing down.
I apologize for getting nasty, but right when I was reading your
second correction in as many days, I was dealing with some stuff
with my car, which is in the shop because I got t-boned a few weeks
ago (no injuries), and I was at maximum annoyance with the body
shop even before I read your comments. I remained annoyed right
through my second post.
And I will confess that I'm too quick to blast with both barrels
when somebody gets in my wheelhouse.
I had no trouble identifying you as a teacher; your use of the
word "bilabial" the other night gave you away.
I considered responding to your charactization of my "floundered
about helplessly" wording as pleonastic, but I turned the other
linguistic cheek. Today, given my annoyance at unrelated events, I
was unable to be so sanguine.
I know you're a good egg.
As for movies: I think you and I have discussed them before,
briefly. I am a movie fan - but I do not pretend to be an expert,
so I'll concede the mantle there right off the bat.
However, I did go to Turner Classic Movies' first film festival
in LA last April and it was sheer heaven. What a treat to be with
other people for whom old movies aren't just forgotten ghosts.
Among my friends, I'm the guy who knows everything about movies.
Among the TCM faithful, I was a babe in the woods.
Arsenic and Old Lace is a great movie, and Cary Grant is my
all-time favorite old-time movie star. Followed closely by Bogie. I
would list my favorite female stars, but it would extend too far.
Although Audrey Hepburn is pretty high on my list.
As for writing, I have done some professional writing - mostly
marketing materials (arcane white papers, etc.) for tech companies
like IBM and Sun (R.I.P.) and the occasional bank.
I guess Douglas Adams said that "writing is easy; you just stare
at a blank piece of paper until your forehead bleeds." That's how I
feel when I have to lay it on the line for a client. When I just
dash stuff off here at Amspec, it's far less daunting - and,
obviously, a bit sloppier.
BTW, you are a conservative teacher? Isn't that an oxymoron
these days? Do you teach high school? College?
John II| 8.28.10 @ 1:02AM
College, of course. What respectable high school teacher would
have the time or the inclination to post so many anonymous rants?
And yes, I'm an oxymoron (the Greek roots mean "sharply foolish"),
but I've contrived to keep a very low profile for the past twenty
or so of my nearly forty years in academe. Our current President
reminds me so thoroughly of most of the people I work with that I
can't help referring to him as Professor Obama. Where I work,
everyone has the same first name.
Cary Grant is ONE of my all-time favorites, but to me the old
film performers are somewhat like my own (grown) kids: I love them
all, but I like each of them differently. My #2 son, while visiting
us with his own family a few years ago, was perusing my carefully
shelved, fairly ordered movie collection as we chatted in my study,
which used to be the bedroom of my #2 son and his older brother. I
started collecting the flicks some 25 years ago, shortly after the
VHS technology became commercial and continued right into the DVD
technology, though I'm still not into the Blue Ray stuff . I lost
count of the flicks when the number passed 1,200.
At one point he stood back from the shelves and looked at me
narrowly, waved his hand at the shelves, and shook his head: "This
is a sickness, Dad." I grinned whimsically, but I think he was only
half-kidding.
Part of my excuse is that I teach a course in cinema every other
year amid the usual repertoire of language and literature
offerings. But mostly I love the stuff, which in one respect at
least makes me an amateur in the best sense of the word.
There's something eerie as well about the Golden Oldies--I mean,
watching an actor mature over the years: following John Wayne, for
example, from "The Big Trail" through his B-movie phase up to
"Stagecoach" and then through his middle years in the 40's and 50's
into his elderly "True Grit" and "Shootist" twilight.
Another obsession is with the endless stream of really
distinctive support performers: legendary talents like Thomas
Mitchell, Beulah Bondi, Ward Bond, Andy Devine, Noah Beery Jr.,
Frances Rafferty, James Finlayson, Josephine Hull, Billie Burke,
Frank Morgan, Mary Gordon, Nigel Bruce, and on and on.
Anyhow, it's getting late, and there's just enough time for one
more episode of the Forsyte Saga.
rdman| 8.28.10 @ 5:55PM
What the hell… what’s with all this posted off-topic temper
tantrums, then glad-handing and back-slapping like a couple of
lawyers after a nasty court room battle.
Who wants to wade through all your kiss and make-up silliness…
how about sticking with the topic at hand, for pete’s sake!!!
John II| 8.28.10 @ 7:10PM
On the other hand, Mr. Homnick's topic ranges far, which makes
it pretty hard to be off-topic.
Sheila| 8.27.10 @ 6:02PM
Hey, Grzmlyk (and others) - while I am not a fan of Putin
specifically or autocrats in general, I must refer you to a post at
RedState (I'm sorry, I'm incapable of embedding links) showing
photos of "their guy" and "our guy." As they say, they're worth
thousands of words and go well with this AS post. Decline and
fall.
PJ| 8.27.10 @ 9:31AM
Excellent video & funny as sh**!! Sent it to friends who
have a sense of humor.
blackknights1802| 8.27.10 @ 8:42AM
Obama’s intention is to collapse the entire economic and
financial system and start over again. This collapse will be such a
calamity that he will dictate directly from the Oval Office. There
will be no need for the Constitution or the congress any longer.
What the hell do you think he meant when he said, “we are going to
fundamentally change this country”? Educate yourself. Read his
books; look at the people that he has surrounded himself with and
look at his family. Who they were, what they believed in and how he
was trained.
SpiralArchitect| 8.27.10 @ 4:13PM
The signs have long been hiding in the open in the daylight; he
really has no 'secret' agenda.
Kevin| 8.27.10 @ 8:46PM
The constitution's been gone since the 14th. The problem is the
scumclass rebels voted the insurgent in the half-white house.
JimH| 8.27.10 @ 8:49AM
Reminds me of an old SNL sketch. A mail order course on how to
be an ambassador where you will learn such phrases as 'Please pass
the sweet and sour shrimp'.
Timothy L. Pennell| 8.27.10 @ 8:54AM
Why can't you people see the OBVIOUS?
"And I saw the BEAST rise from the Sea. And he was given a 'MOUTH'
to speak HAUGHTY and BLASPHEMOUS words. And he was allowed to
exercise authority for forty two Months." Revelations 13-5.
He doesn't CARE. He's 'Not hear to Destroy the Prophets, but to
FULFILL them'.
He is DESTROYING our Economy. He has DESTROYED our way of life.
NASA is in a shambles. He's CUTTING $100 BILLION from our Armed
Forces, at a time when THE BAD GUYS are building theirs' UP. He's
put a HOLD on our MISSILE DEFENCE SYSTEMS. He's put totally
unworkable RESTRICTIONS on our Troops in the field. He's trying to
CRIPPLE the only Nation on Earth, that is standing up for FREEDOM,
and against all of the EVIL and CRUELTY in this world, that seeks
to DOMINATE all people. Who would do that?
He claims he's a CHRISTIAN, yet everything he does SCREAMS that he
is MUSLIM. His 1st Interview was with Al Arabia. His 1st Foreign
Visit was to EGYPT and TURKEY. He's using TAX DOLLARS to rebuild
and refurbish MOSQUES in the Middle East. He's got the GROUND ZERO
MOSQUE Imam, on a U.S. JET, flying around the Middle East, at
TAXPAYER EXPENSE, raising money from IRAN and SAUDI ARABIA and
YEMEN, for his VICTORY 'CORDOBA' MOSQUE atop the ashes of 3,000
Dead Americans, MURDERED in COLD BLOOD by MUSLIMS. He refused to
speak at Georgetown University unless all references to CHRIST were
REMOVED from the room. He BLEW OFF the National Prayer Breakfast,
but had plenty of time for the Ramadan Supper.
He's had all of his Pertinent Documents SEALED in a Vault in
Hawaii. Birth Certificate, Medical Records, College Entrance
Paperwork, College Scholarship Paperwork, (Why would anyone seal
those two documents. Do they state PLACE OF BIRTH and RELIGION?)
His College Thesis.
This guy is the WOLF in the Hen House. The GREAT LIAR, and
DECIEVER. The DESTROYER OF WORLDS. And this is all coming to pass
right before our eyes.
I've given you the TRUTH. What you do with it is your business.
Rmm| 8.27.10 @ 9:29AM
What can you do with it, other than kick it around in this
forum. The Great Interloper is upon us and is slowly but surely
undermining the US at every turn. Our only recourse is the ballot
box. November 2 will be here soon enough.
Rob| 8.27.10 @ 9:50AM
Honestly, all the capital letters in this are so distracting
that I can't read it. What exactly do you think they add to your
argument?
Stephanie| 8.27.10 @ 10:45AM
It means he's mad and he's yelling.
RCV| 8.27.10 @ 1:50PM
It means he's mad as a loon.
John II| 8.27.10 @ 2:43PM
Nay, Ricky. He is broadening his horizons in order to see all
sides of this great country, including the downside.
I too am mad as hell, but I guess I'll have to keep taking it
some more. Until November.
Mimi| 8.27.10 @ 4:45PM
Then the Big boys will come to town. The "KID" will be put in
the corner with a DUNCE cap on and told to shut-up and do what he's
told...The party is over...no more playing...!!
Citizen-Comrade| 8.27.10 @ 2:08PM
Yeah, he's yelling, can anyone hear him? ("Argument"? That
sounds so collegiate.) Stand on the rooftops and YELL!
coal carrier| 8.27.10 @ 2:39PM
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS? "the capital letters " IS YOUR RESPONSE IN
THE DEBATE? YOU AND THE PEOPLE OF YOUR MINDSET ARE GOING TO GET ALL
OF US KILLED.
John II| 8.27.10 @ 2:46PM
Don't you raise your font to us, young man! After all, a soft
answer turns away wrath.
Or, as Stan Laurel once put it, you can lead a horse to water,
but a pencil must be lead.
coal carrier| 8.28.10 @ 8:48AM
Stan & Ollie are my favorites. Those “Sons of the
Desert“
John II| 8.28.10 @ 2:14PM
Mine too. That particular flick ("Sons of the Desert," 1934) is
among their best feature-length movies, and a prototype for TV
sitcoms of the 1950's. The title was also used to name the Laurel
and Hardy international fan club, the Latin motto of the Sons of
the Desert being "Duo tabulae rasae in quibus nihil scriptum est"
(two minds without a single thought).
Stan and Ollie are without doubt the single greatest comedy team
in motion picture history, unlikely ever to be surpassed, and I
think I know why. Unlike the chemistry in all the other teams, each
was funny in his own way, so that they perfectly complemented each
other as counterfoils; there was never a strain or a break-up
between the two in the manner of Martin & Lewis or Abbott &
Costello. Neither ever upstaged the other, although Stan insisted
in his later years that Ollie had been the funnier of the two.
At the height of their popularity, by the mid-1930's, Laurel
(the skinny one) commanded almost twice the salary of Hardy at the
Hal Roach studios, and without an ounce of resentment on Hardy's
part. When the day's shooting was done, Hardy would go off to the
links or the race track or to a hunting or fishing trip with one of
his drinking buddies, while Laurel would stay through the night at
the studio reviewing the rushes and working up new gags. So he
earned quite a bit more, which was fine with "Babe" Hardy.
Naturally, the brains behind the comedy team was the one who played
the dumber of the two.
Stan's botched aphorism quoted above occurs in the 1930
two-reeler "Brats."
Occam's Tool| 8.28.10 @ 5:05PM
John II, wouldn't Dorothy Parker's quote "You can lead a whore
to culture, but you can't make her think" be more apropos? By the
way, thanks for the correction on poseur. You also showed notable
class when blasted.
John II| 8.29.10 @ 12:50AM
It would indeed, Occie--but, in imitation of my hero Stan, I was
striving to be as inapropos as possible with my choice of
quotes.
And you just broke the spell by forcing me to explain myself.
Oh, the shame of it all.
Larry Engel| 8.27.10 @ 8:59AM
This is very funny, so why am I crying?
SpiralArchitect| 8.27.10 @ 4:16PM
Because the Truth often hurts.
Walden| 8.27.10 @ 9:06AM
Is abdication of Presidential responsibility not an impeachable
offense?
Actually his abdication is probably a net positive for our
country.
davelnaf| 8.27.10 @ 9:48AM
Nice parody; it reads like a political obituary. But it is
dangerous to expose the Vacationer-in-Chief to such stuff lest his
self-image turn even more Dorian Gray distorted and tarnished and
we, the already bruised and battered recipients of his lifelong
angst with this country, pay an even higher price. Obama would have
it no other way. He is the antithesis of an American president.
Everything he has done has thrown a wrench into the gears of the
American economy. Everyone is waiting until Nero stops
fiddling.
joli| 8.27.10 @ 7:01PM
Oh, LOVE the Dorian Gray reference! What a mind-picture! Except
while "We the People" see all the warts and wounds and ooze, he
looks in the mirror and sees only perfection!
ColoradoWest| 8.27.10 @ 10:32AM
Feel SORRY for him?!
Never...let him burn.
alphonse jones| 8.27.10 @ 10:37AM
but if the hussein has worked so intently to broaden his
horizons why hasn't he convinced the country of his vast
understanding
Could it be that the old analogy iof leading a horse to water
perfectly describes the hussein.
You can introduce him to ideas but he is too stupid to
understand.
This pathetic boob remains a stanger in a land he wants to know
nothing about and is president for people he has total disdain
for
SpiralArchitect| 8.27.10 @ 4:18PM
Don't loow yourself to be fooled, he is not stupid...
'We the People' that allow this to continue are stupid...
Oldefarte| 8.27.10 @ 11:37AM
I do not, nor will I ever FEEL SORRY FOR HIM/THEM. These radical
extremists have been around for my entire lifetime, spreading their
socialistic BULLEXCREMENT ideas/government programs [that out of
necessity have to be paid for on the backs of hardworking American
taxpayers]; and I and many more of us are simply SICK AND TIRE OF
IT!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch v=8WO_XOOxn7c
Claudia| 8.27.10 @ 11:53AM
Oy, Poor Rob is so grievously disturbed by those mean old
CAPITAL LETTERS.....not me..they are (grised, grist?, burned
burnt?) for my mill..and Dear Mr Timothy L. Pennell..please don't
get mad at ME, I am on YOUR side!
and Jay?
I remain yours, hopelessly in love (etcetera)
your eternal Proto Homnickian,
Claudia Monteverdi
claudia| 8.27.10 @ 11:54AM
Dear Jay,
On a serious note:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Claudia
dw| 8.27.10 @ 12:05PM
All ot this was there to be seen before he recieved one vote. If
this idiot ends up as a wino spralled in an alley twenty years from
now, I wouldn't feel sorry for him.
Pete| 8.27.10 @ 12:44PM
He has paid off enough people and stoked the race victimhood
industry enough that he will be wildly rich the rest of his life
without having to lift a finger. That's without mentioning his
book(s) that will come out when he is out of office that will
amount to, "The World wasn't ready for how awesome I am."
dw| 8.27.10 @ 1:24PM
You are right about the wealth he gained through capitalistic
ventures. But in keeping with the "do as I say not as I do"
socialist hypocrisy he will not share his wealth with the
pedestrian masses. It would seem to me that the idea of being a
multi-millionaire who has made his money on the backs of the
proletariate would be a psychologically untenable position and
intellectually dishonest.
What a naive fool I am.
Cuffs| 8.27.10 @ 12:18PM
Obama is not stupid, he is street-wise.
He has accomplished more destructive
cnanges than any other pres since Johnson.
Always remember--what looks like failure is
actually success.
Claudia Monteverdi| 8.27.10 @ 12:56PM
Hey DW--wine soaked alley 20 yeqars from now--more like a whine
soaked cappucino laced lavender boudoir with Chris Matthews fanning
him with ostrich plumes..and quite soon quite soon---still, that
alley was good enough for Modigliani, Baudelaire and Edgar A
Poe--and those three actually DID great things!
ps--I am looking for a role for Mr Barney Frank in the above
spectacular..anybody have any thoughts?
Claudia
dw| 8.27.10 @ 1:36PM
Frank would be sucking on something.
You, Claudia's| 8.27.10 @ 1:47PM
Oh Claudia! I hope for Jay's wife's sake that you haven't Claud
your way into his heart like some cat burglar.
To be Frank, Barney would be singing, "I love you, You love me..."
But he also would have to take the ostrich plume from CM when a
thrill runs up Chris' leg that makes him pause.
p. s. Can you write in a character named Zaza for him, or would
that be too big of a drag?
The difference between Barney Frank & an ostrich? One is an
awkward faigele with his head in the sand who can't get off the
ground, the other is a bird.
cowpattie| 8.28.10 @ 10:43PM
I believe Barney Frank already has a second job: He's actually
Elena Kagan. Have you yet witnessed the two of them
side-by-side?
Anthony| 8.27.10 @ 1:06PM
Will 53% of Americans now confess to having a massive hang over
over this absolute disaster of a president and his imperial wife
Michelle Antoinette?
Can these people really be this CLUELESS AND OUT OF TOUCH???
Hello MSM time to wake the hell up and stop butt kissing this
disgrace.
Izzzmeister| 8.27.10 @ 1:09PM
This Greek tragedic humor has me bent over... laughing, I
think!
Was hoping to get the globe warmed over in Part II: Hockey Stick
Checked Into the Boards, but I guess the Pox Populi made the Jay
tweet us to a different song. Cheep, cheep (Mike's Nature) trick!
Fiddlesticks, I say!
I was waiting for the final line: "He passed a lame Health Care
Bill with the Republicans shut out, not to broaden his horizons and
see all sides of this great country, but because he believed in
that stuff."
Ed| 8.27.10 @ 1:29PM
Our El Presidente is The Great and Powerful Oz, and Toto has
just pulled back the curtain...
Break out the self-powered hot air balloon!
Mojo Risin| 8.27.10 @ 4:32PM
"Why can't I just eat my waffle?" Yep, he's done it before and I
bet he could be made to cry if he's pushed hard enough...
Redstateboy| 8.27.10 @ 4:37PM
what truly mystifies me.. Black unemployment Nationally is
15.6%, for Blacks 18-24 it is: 40%, the Democrat Party was/is the
Party of Slavery and the KKK yet Blacks in America are really the
only group the Messiah has left supporting him and still 80% of
them vote for the Slave Party. Wuzupwitdat?
LiveFreeOrDie| 8.27.10 @ 5:00PM
Agreed, except it's even worse than 80%. His approval rating has
averaged over 90% since taking office. Racism anyone?
Unfortunately, Obama's sorry show must go on. Not over 2012, it
is to be hoped.
Claudia| 8.28.10 @ 12:29AM
Dear Mr Jerkins--I agree entirely with yoiur every remark. On
the other hand shrimp and lobster and hamburgers and ice cream all
accompanied by spaghetti is my diet..The obamas? "..... They cannot
live as they espouse......." Aha, that's it By God I've got it!
What's sauce for the shrimp is tsurris for the espouse.
Claudia Monteverdi
Louis Jenkins| 8.27.10 @ 5:38PM
Ever noticed that Obama eats shrimp, and probably eats lobster,
hamburgers, and other high in cholesteral products? Meanwhile
Michelle says we got to eat better. That the children are getting
fat, lazy, and sloven. Why, her kids, and her, even eat ice cream.
What gives? As usual its do as I say, not as I do. That's one of
the problems with the Obamas. They cannot live as they espouse.
Michele San Pietro| 8.27.10 @ 5:51PM
Michelle Obama should cut it out with her hypocritical
moralism.
Constance| 8.27.10 @ 9:42PM
We can bear only so much whining; control the loser and go on
with our lives. The new breed of courageous Republicans,
Independents and Tea Party candidates bode well for a rising
forward movement. Go for it; take out the trash in Nov. and keep on
going building a better America without the dead weight of
cynicism.
Free fall| 8.28.10 @ 2:47AM
Grzmlyk - Re writing, this was Mark Twain's rejoinder when an
admirer said it must be an nice, making a living by writing
whatever occurred to you.
Twain (Clemens) said "The writin' part is easy, it's the
occurrin' that's hard."
Maybe "occurrin'" makes the forehead bleed.
goatlocker| 8.28.10 @ 9:34AM
The tagline for this era of U.S. history will be: "Obama
dribbled while America burned."
Typicalwhitewoman| 8.28.10 @ 8:22PM
It was difficult to read, Tim. FIFU
It was worth the read. Thanks.
-
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Why can't you people see the obvious?
"And I saw the beast rise from the sea. And he was given a 'mouth'
to speak haughty and blasphemous words. And he was allowed to
exercise authority for forty-two months." Revelations 13-5.
He doesn't care. He's 'not hear to destroy the Prophets, but to
fulfill them'.
He is destroying our economy. He has destroyed our way of life.
NASA is in a shambles. He's cutting $100 billion from our Armed
Forces, at a time when the bad guys are building theirs' up. He's
put a hold on our missile defence systems. He's put totally
unworkable restrictions on our troops in the field. He's trying to
cripple the only nation on earth, that is standing up for freedom,
and against all of the evil and cruelty in this world, that seeks
to dominate all people. Who would do that?
He claims he's a Christian, yet everything he does screams that he
is Muslim. His 1st interview was with Al Arabia. His 1st foreign
visit was to Egypt and Turkey. He's using tax dollars to rebuild
and refurbish mosques in the Middle East. He's got the ground zero
mosque Imam, on a U.S. jet, flying around the Middle East, at
taxpayer expense, raising money from Iran and Saudi Arabia and
Yemen, for his victory 'Cordoba' mosque atop the ashes of 3,000
dead Americans, murdered in cold blood by Muslims. He refused to
speak at Georgetown University unless all references to Christ were
removed from the room. He blew off the National Prayer Breakfast,
but had plenty of time for the Ramadan supper.
He's had all of his pertinent documents sealed in a vault in
Hawaii. Birth certificate, medical records, college entrance
paperwork, college scholarship paperwork, (Why would anyone seal
those two documents. Do they state place of birth and religion?)
His college thesis.
This guy is the wolf in the hen house. The great liar, and
deciever. The destroyer of worlds. And this is all coming to pass
right before our eyes.
I've given you the truth. What you do with it is your business.
russel| 8.29.10 @ 2:07PM
Don't you reckon it's time we stop poking this pig ? . He's done
us a favor , he's shown the real war machine that has lay hidden --
congress and their allies . They're out in full view in full color
now .
Free fall| 8.29.10 @ 12:24AM
It's funnier the way Dorothy Parker, actually said it.
Asked to use the word "horticulture" in a sentence, she said, "You
can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."
John II| 8.29.10 @ 12:54AM
Zing!
CarolinaK12R| 8.29.10 @ 1:40PM
Perhaps Obama's single greatest problem is that he views
everything through the prism of "social justice." Every legislative
program he advocates is twisted at its core to match the
distortions imposed by that prism. Stimulus, health care,
cap-and-tax, financial reform, all are/were built to advance social
justice notions, as much as they were designed to address their
ostensible goals.
froglegs| 8.29.10 @ 8:10PM
If we had the internet in 1936 we might have had our second
revolution then and saved us from social security. The fireside
chats saved FDR's fatty acid. There was no other voice. Looks to me
like a 1789 French revolution moment is upon us. What will be the
spark?
Mad Hatter| 9.2.10 @ 6:32PM
Groucho: Do you have frog's legs?
Waitress: Yes, I do!
Groucho: (looking down) Can I see them?
The spark, El Froggo? Michelle Antoinette Obama saying, "Let
them stop eating cake!"
CantGetRight| 8.29.10 @ 8:35PM
No wonder republicans have no clue what's going on, you sit
around bashing the president just like your representative who
haven't done a thing to help this country for almost two years. You
want miracles that make no sense in the real world. How can you
balance a budget while cutting taxes to all time lows and have two
wars going on at the same time? Your policies of deregulation and
cut taxes without paying for them have put this country in debt and
you still haven't face the reality that your party is old and
stale. It's like playing football with just a leather helmet.
Yankee228| 8.29.10 @ 8:39PM
I didn't vote for President Obama - because I took the TIME to
check his various claims to fame and speeches attempting to be
black enough.
A person may declare themselves to be a Christian or a
reincarnation of Napoleon - so what. Words are cheap, written by
staff writers. Yes Obama has a 27 yr old (an staff) speech writer
who came up with those catchy phrases 'Hope - Change - Yes We Can '
blah blah.
Sorry Charlie but the Savior of PEACE does not champion war/
drones killing many innocents - cluster bombs/ phosphorous bombs
(eats into bone). He does not EAT SHRIMP while multitudes in Super
Power USA live in tent cities from Seattle to Florida to hello
Hawaii.
He doesn't play (obsessed) 200 hrs (just in the few months of
Deepwater disaster) of golf and a total of 3 1/2 hrs with ruined
lives (Gulf). He doesn't cancel Voucher program (first weeks in
office) for 2,100 minority students in D.C. that were thrilled that
they could attend a place like Sidwell etc - just like the RICH
kids.
He doesn't FIRE hundreds of (media didn't cover - Google Black
teachers fired in Chicago) of black teachers and replace them with
change agents (white) right out of school for the new CHARTER
school scam going on across the nation ( ta dah - eliminates unions
- tenure - job security - plus low pay). He doesn't go to Martha's
Vineyard when millions are still out of work ( 99 weekers) with NO
jobs on the horizon ( i.e. Just last week it was announced USAID
was paying foreigners - 3000 of them for IT jobs!). He doesn't sign
(not read) a health reform (lie) bill written by lobbyists/ CEOs of
insurance (met secretly at White House last summer) big pharma -
hospitals etc. He doesn't LIE about his votes (4) against medical
care for vulnerable - helpless babies (left to die in utility rooms
- gasping for breath/ even those who believe in abortion are
sickened) born alive during induced abortions/ The Federal Gov vote
unanimously to give care/ HE was the sole State Senator trying to
derail this! He doesn't LIE about feeling frustrated etc, WATCHING
his mother struggle with insurance papers.
Especially since HE never visited her once - in the YEAR (
'94-95) she was dying from ovarian cancer, after returning from
Indonesia, where she was a PhD for USAID- Ford Foundation -
consultant to Pakistan/ Indonesian banks and had the BEST insurance
being admitted to the TOP cancer hospital - then the best hospice
in Hawaii.
This only son was too busy running for state senate - helping
Farrakhan with his march and doing book tours.
He lied about knowing Bill Ayers ( "I saw him around) when Ayers
appointed him to one of his boards (10 yrs) and had him write a
blurb for one of his 'books'.
Ayers a Professor in English - great writer. Funny how the
analogies of sea faring (Ayers was once a merchant marine) were the
exact same writing in Obama's Dream book/ plus the beautiful prose
in parts has no connection to the language that Barack uses when he
ad libs (without teleprompter). I didn't vote for Bush but even he
had the decency to NOT play golf with us having tens of thousands
(some on 6th -7th tour) at WAR !
END - the handling of the Gulf disaster is unconscionable giving
ALL control over to BP (who knows what the real story is?) with
rent a cops keeping reporters far from the scene - BP hiding all
the dead animals - and dumping Corexit (toxic - outlawed in other
countries) all over the Gulf - to HIDE the OIL - poisoning the
nesting areas - oyster/ shrimp bed for WHO knows how long. EPA
useless - advised NOT to use - BP lalala just ignored and are STILL
spraying at night! Plus check out his cabinet / those in positions
of power. Larry Summers ( economic adviser) my God who would have
him on their team when HE was part of those who brought us this
financial meltdown as Sec of Treasury - REPEAL of Glass Stegall
which the Republicans had been fighting for years (banking friends)
to REPEAL - Gramm - Clinton - Rubin - Summers gave them what they
wanted and still people are clueless that there is NOT a dime's
worth of difference (both serve corporate masters) between the two
parties. Summers also advised that WE dump toxic waste in Africa
because after all they'd be dead before it (life expectancy) harmed
them.
Larry ,President of Harvard - thought women too dumb for math
and science. Rahm Emanuel (his Dr. brother on health team at White
House) is known (he brags about it) as the most VULGAR man in
D.C.
Russell| 8.30.10 @ 12:51AM
Homick deserves to be dragged through the poison ivy by the
secret service for pretending to write from an island beginning
with something funny sounding like Mar, which rhymes with Har,
which college Obama never attended- Columbia gets the blame, the
present object of our blackest shame being Weekly Standard
arch-nerd and noted Democratic student politician turned republican
vice-presidential Chief of Staff Billy Kristol.
Ken (Old Texican)| 8.27.10 @ 6:58AM
Jay,
Sorry, but it isn't a laughing matter. Obama and his congress have already accomplished their task.
They can simply relax now, sort of like the avalanche controllers in the mountains finishing their rounds with explosive charges.
The multiple avalanches are now quiety building above our heads.
Alan Brooks| 8.27.10 @ 3:58PM
no matter who is president we are still entering a state of genuine dystopia. Here is the definition; (does it have a familiar ring of recognition to it?):
"A dystopia (from Ancient Greek: δυσ-: bad-, ill- and Ancient Greek: τόπος: place, landscape) is, in literature, an often futuristic society that has degraded into a repressive and controlled state, though under the guise of being utopian. Dystopian literature has underlying cautionary tones, warning society that if we continue to live how we do, this will be the consequence. A dystopia is, thus, regarded as a sort of negative utopia... Dystopias often explore the concept of technology going "too far" ...
Real dystopias such as Nazi Germany have existed in history.
The first known use of dystopian, as recorded by the Oxford English Dictionary, is a speech given before the British House of Commons by John Stuart Mill in 1868, in which Mill denounced the government's Irish land policy: "It is, perhaps, too complimentary to call them Utopians, they ought rather to be called dys-topians, or caco-topians. What is commonly called Utopian is something too good to be practicable; but what they appear to favour is too bad to be practicable."
And tell Jim Whittaker that the presidency ended Jan. 20th 1989.
Gerald Stephens| 8.28.10 @ 5:30PM
Ken,
Did I comprehend you to say that O____ (sorry, I just can not say the word), having done his best is now in a position to resign? As my MD, Psychiatrist, Psychoanalyst brother has stated, 'mental incompetency no longer carries the stigma it once did' - just for the history books.
Alan Brooks| 8.29.10 @ 12:42AM
"As my MD, Psychiatrist, Psychoanalyst brother..."
Shrinks are as dishonest as anyone.
You think we don't how guileful intellectuals are? Shrinks get paid as much as attorneys-- and they are just as devious.
JIM WHITTAKER, Hemet, CA| 8.27.10 @ 7:21AM
This presidency is effectively over. Period...
No more Affirmative Action presidents. Ever...
NavyBrat| 8.27.10 @ 9:23AM
I'd settle for LtCol. Allen West or Pastor CL Bryant. Neither of those guys would be what I'd consider "affirmative action" candidates. I could listen to either of the 2 of them for HOURS!!!!
Check out this trailer for Pastor Bryant's movie. It almost brought me to tears. Its AMAZING:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55aujTwuJY8
PJ| 8.27.10 @ 9:43AM
Great snappy production! It's a shame these fine black men who are fearlessly speaking the truth are not getting popular air time so that the entire black community can hear their words.
Fredrick Ward| 8.27.10 @ 6:48PM
This video looks amazing. Thank you for posting the link.
Erik Larsen| 8.28.10 @ 5:16PM
LtCol Allen West is one of the most inspiring Americans I've ever heard.
Kevin| 8.27.10 @ 8:43PM
I'll second and third that! The little numbnuts is laughing at us all the way to the bank.
JeffT| 8.29.10 @ 9:41AM
I would say THE presidency is over. This thug has transformed not only the country, but the presidency, as well. He has taken what was left of the Constitution and retired it to the dust bin of history. He is not the first to stomp on this document, but he has taken it from a "living" document (their term) to a deceased document. With his partners in crime, Reid, Pelosi, Dodd, Frank, et al, he is daily poking us in the eye with a sharp stick. Put another shrimp on the barbie.
Silver Streake| 8.29.10 @ 10:55AM
I'd have to disagree that the Constitution is in the dustbin. It's on life support, but with good work of patriots of all colors and creed, it will survive and be in robust health once again.
The first rehab session begins on November 2 when we cut the legs off the statist's. Then, in 2012, we elect a President that doesn't "fundamentally change" this nation, but rather acts as steward over it and sees to it that freedom remains strong.
PaulD| 8.27.10 @ 7:26AM
Shouldn't that last sentence read: "Remember, Rome was not BURNED in a day"?
cavan| 8.27.10 @ 8:04AM
Rome wasn't burnt in a day!
Doctor Right| 8.27.10 @ 8:30AM
No matter who the G.O.P. has in the White House, the Left will always accuse him (or her, maybe) of being a fake, "manufactured" candidate, a puppet whose strings are manipulated by unseen puppet-masters in industry and government, an empty-suit, an intellectual lightweight with no "gravitas", a stumble-bum who can't put two sentences together or issue a statement without checking with his advisers, an idiot!
And yet, now we have Barack Hussein Obama...
Funny, huh?
Grzmlyk| 8.27.10 @ 12:34PM
Not only that, but look at the past several Democrat nominees: Carter, Dukakis, Mondale, Clinton, Gore, Kerry and Obama.
Carter, Clinton, Gore Kerry and Obama are complete frauds, posers whose salient trait is grandiosity.
Dukakis was a classic Northeastern liberal would-be academia nut and Mondale was a Good Soldier of the Democrat Party.
And they accuse US of putting up phonies and puppets?
Liberals live in OppositeLand.
John II| 8.27.10 @ 2:55PM
The correct spelling is POSEUR, Grzzy, with the accent on the second syllable. A poser (accent on the first syllable) is just some dude who stands in front of a camera while the lights and angles are adjusted.
We're going to need the word "poseur" indefinitely into the future, so we gotta spell it right.
Grzmlyl| 8.27.10 @ 3:40PM
John II you can cut the bullshit.
I don't need anybody correcting me on a goddamned post who's trying to make themselves king of the wordsmithing hill.
BUZZ OFF.
John II| 8.27.10 @ 5:09PM
To whom it may concern:
Whoever wrote that nasty comment is not my pal Grzzy. Notice the misspelling in his nom de internet.
Grzmlyk| 8.27.10 @ 6:03PM
No, it was me.
Here's the deal: I write this stuff while I'm at work, when I can get a minute. I write hurriedly and don't usually have the luxury of proofreading.
I'm generally focusing on the argument at hand, not preparing a final draft for an editor. I don't recall requesting pedagogic assistance.
If you really get gratification from playing "look at how smart I am," I can't stop you.
But if you are laboring under the misapprehension that I have enaged you to be my coach, consider yourself dismissed.
John II| 8.27.10 @ 6:22PM
Oh. Sorry, Grzzy. I stand morally corrected.
But I AM a friggin' pedagogue--that's how I make my living, and it's late summer, time to gear up for the fall quarter. And what the hell's "smart" about spotting a shitty spelling error? If I wanted to show off, I'd write about movies.
And another thing. If you knew what I had to wade through in my students' essays, you'd be more sympathetic to my tics.
But you're right, and I'm properly chagrined.
So you crank that stuff out quickly? Damn, Grzzy, why don't you just write professionally?
And now back to "Arsenic and Old Lace."
Grzmlyk| 8.27.10 @ 7:00PM
Ok, John II, I'm standing down.
I apologize for getting nasty, but right when I was reading your second correction in as many days, I was dealing with some stuff with my car, which is in the shop because I got t-boned a few weeks ago (no injuries), and I was at maximum annoyance with the body shop even before I read your comments. I remained annoyed right through my second post.
And I will confess that I'm too quick to blast with both barrels when somebody gets in my wheelhouse.
I had no trouble identifying you as a teacher; your use of the word "bilabial" the other night gave you away.
I considered responding to your charactization of my "floundered about helplessly" wording as pleonastic, but I turned the other linguistic cheek. Today, given my annoyance at unrelated events, I was unable to be so sanguine.
I know you're a good egg.
As for movies: I think you and I have discussed them before, briefly. I am a movie fan - but I do not pretend to be an expert, so I'll concede the mantle there right off the bat.
However, I did go to Turner Classic Movies' first film festival in LA last April and it was sheer heaven. What a treat to be with other people for whom old movies aren't just forgotten ghosts. Among my friends, I'm the guy who knows everything about movies. Among the TCM faithful, I was a babe in the woods.
Arsenic and Old Lace is a great movie, and Cary Grant is my all-time favorite old-time movie star. Followed closely by Bogie. I would list my favorite female stars, but it would extend too far. Although Audrey Hepburn is pretty high on my list.
As for writing, I have done some professional writing - mostly marketing materials (arcane white papers, etc.) for tech companies like IBM and Sun (R.I.P.) and the occasional bank.
I guess Douglas Adams said that "writing is easy; you just stare at a blank piece of paper until your forehead bleeds." That's how I feel when I have to lay it on the line for a client. When I just dash stuff off here at Amspec, it's far less daunting - and, obviously, a bit sloppier.
BTW, you are a conservative teacher? Isn't that an oxymoron these days? Do you teach high school? College?
John II| 8.28.10 @ 1:02AM
College, of course. What respectable high school teacher would have the time or the inclination to post so many anonymous rants? And yes, I'm an oxymoron (the Greek roots mean "sharply foolish"), but I've contrived to keep a very low profile for the past twenty or so of my nearly forty years in academe. Our current President reminds me so thoroughly of most of the people I work with that I can't help referring to him as Professor Obama. Where I work, everyone has the same first name.
Cary Grant is ONE of my all-time favorites, but to me the old film performers are somewhat like my own (grown) kids: I love them all, but I like each of them differently. My #2 son, while visiting us with his own family a few years ago, was perusing my carefully shelved, fairly ordered movie collection as we chatted in my study, which used to be the bedroom of my #2 son and his older brother. I started collecting the flicks some 25 years ago, shortly after the VHS technology became commercial and continued right into the DVD technology, though I'm still not into the Blue Ray stuff . I lost count of the flicks when the number passed 1,200.
At one point he stood back from the shelves and looked at me narrowly, waved his hand at the shelves, and shook his head: "This is a sickness, Dad." I grinned whimsically, but I think he was only half-kidding.
Part of my excuse is that I teach a course in cinema every other year amid the usual repertoire of language and literature offerings. But mostly I love the stuff, which in one respect at least makes me an amateur in the best sense of the word.
There's something eerie as well about the Golden Oldies--I mean, watching an actor mature over the years: following John Wayne, for example, from "The Big Trail" through his B-movie phase up to "Stagecoach" and then through his middle years in the 40's and 50's into his elderly "True Grit" and "Shootist" twilight.
Another obsession is with the endless stream of really distinctive support performers: legendary talents like Thomas Mitchell, Beulah Bondi, Ward Bond, Andy Devine, Noah Beery Jr., Frances Rafferty, James Finlayson, Josephine Hull, Billie Burke, Frank Morgan, Mary Gordon, Nigel Bruce, and on and on.
Anyhow, it's getting late, and there's just enough time for one more episode of the Forsyte Saga.
rdman| 8.28.10 @ 5:55PM
What the hell… what’s with all this posted off-topic temper tantrums, then glad-handing and back-slapping like a couple of lawyers after a nasty court room battle.
Who wants to wade through all your kiss and make-up silliness… how about sticking with the topic at hand, for pete’s sake!!!
John II| 8.28.10 @ 7:10PM
On the other hand, Mr. Homnick's topic ranges far, which makes it pretty hard to be off-topic.
Sheila| 8.27.10 @ 6:02PM
Hey, Grzmlyk (and others) - while I am not a fan of Putin specifically or autocrats in general, I must refer you to a post at RedState (I'm sorry, I'm incapable of embedding links) showing photos of "their guy" and "our guy." As they say, they're worth thousands of words and go well with this AS post. Decline and fall.
PJ| 8.27.10 @ 9:31AM
Excellent video & funny as sh**!! Sent it to friends who have a sense of humor.
blackknights1802| 8.27.10 @ 8:42AM
Obama’s intention is to collapse the entire economic and financial system and start over again. This collapse will be such a calamity that he will dictate directly from the Oval Office. There will be no need for the Constitution or the congress any longer. What the hell do you think he meant when he said, “we are going to fundamentally change this country”? Educate yourself. Read his books; look at the people that he has surrounded himself with and look at his family. Who they were, what they believed in and how he was trained.
SpiralArchitect| 8.27.10 @ 4:13PM
The signs have long been hiding in the open in the daylight; he really has no 'secret' agenda.
Kevin| 8.27.10 @ 8:46PM
The constitution's been gone since the 14th. The problem is the scumclass rebels voted the insurgent in the half-white house.
JimH| 8.27.10 @ 8:49AM
Reminds me of an old SNL sketch. A mail order course on how to be an ambassador where you will learn such phrases as 'Please pass the sweet and sour shrimp'.
Timothy L. Pennell| 8.27.10 @ 8:54AM
Why can't you people see the OBVIOUS?
"And I saw the BEAST rise from the Sea. And he was given a 'MOUTH' to speak HAUGHTY and BLASPHEMOUS words. And he was allowed to exercise authority for forty two Months." Revelations 13-5.
He doesn't CARE. He's 'Not hear to Destroy the Prophets, but to FULFILL them'.
He is DESTROYING our Economy. He has DESTROYED our way of life. NASA is in a shambles. He's CUTTING $100 BILLION from our Armed Forces, at a time when THE BAD GUYS are building theirs' UP. He's put a HOLD on our MISSILE DEFENCE SYSTEMS. He's put totally unworkable RESTRICTIONS on our Troops in the field. He's trying to CRIPPLE the only Nation on Earth, that is standing up for FREEDOM, and against all of the EVIL and CRUELTY in this world, that seeks to DOMINATE all people. Who would do that?
He claims he's a CHRISTIAN, yet everything he does SCREAMS that he is MUSLIM. His 1st Interview was with Al Arabia. His 1st Foreign Visit was to EGYPT and TURKEY. He's using TAX DOLLARS to rebuild and refurbish MOSQUES in the Middle East. He's got the GROUND ZERO MOSQUE Imam, on a U.S. JET, flying around the Middle East, at TAXPAYER EXPENSE, raising money from IRAN and SAUDI ARABIA and YEMEN, for his VICTORY 'CORDOBA' MOSQUE atop the ashes of 3,000 Dead Americans, MURDERED in COLD BLOOD by MUSLIMS. He refused to speak at Georgetown University unless all references to CHRIST were REMOVED from the room. He BLEW OFF the National Prayer Breakfast, but had plenty of time for the Ramadan Supper.
He's had all of his Pertinent Documents SEALED in a Vault in Hawaii. Birth Certificate, Medical Records, College Entrance Paperwork, College Scholarship Paperwork, (Why would anyone seal those two documents. Do they state PLACE OF BIRTH and RELIGION?) His College Thesis.
This guy is the WOLF in the Hen House. The GREAT LIAR, and DECIEVER. The DESTROYER OF WORLDS. And this is all coming to pass right before our eyes.
I've given you the TRUTH. What you do with it is your business.
Rmm| 8.27.10 @ 9:29AM
What can you do with it, other than kick it around in this forum. The Great Interloper is upon us and is slowly but surely undermining the US at every turn. Our only recourse is the ballot box. November 2 will be here soon enough.
Rob| 8.27.10 @ 9:50AM
Honestly, all the capital letters in this are so distracting that I can't read it. What exactly do you think they add to your argument?
Stephanie| 8.27.10 @ 10:45AM
It means he's mad and he's yelling.
RCV| 8.27.10 @ 1:50PM
It means he's mad as a loon.
John II| 8.27.10 @ 2:43PM
Nay, Ricky. He is broadening his horizons in order to see all sides of this great country, including the downside.
I too am mad as hell, but I guess I'll have to keep taking it some more. Until November.
Mimi| 8.27.10 @ 4:45PM
Then the Big boys will come to town. The "KID" will be put in the corner with a DUNCE cap on and told to shut-up and do what he's told...The party is over...no more playing...!!
Citizen-Comrade| 8.27.10 @ 2:08PM
Yeah, he's yelling, can anyone hear him? ("Argument"? That sounds so collegiate.) Stand on the rooftops and YELL!
coal carrier| 8.27.10 @ 2:39PM
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS? "the capital letters " IS YOUR RESPONSE IN THE DEBATE? YOU AND THE PEOPLE OF YOUR MINDSET ARE GOING TO GET ALL OF US KILLED.
John II| 8.27.10 @ 2:46PM
Don't you raise your font to us, young man! After all, a soft answer turns away wrath.
Or, as Stan Laurel once put it, you can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
coal carrier| 8.28.10 @ 8:48AM
Stan & Ollie are my favorites. Those “Sons of the Desert“
John II| 8.28.10 @ 2:14PM
Mine too. That particular flick ("Sons of the Desert," 1934) is among their best feature-length movies, and a prototype for TV sitcoms of the 1950's. The title was also used to name the Laurel and Hardy international fan club, the Latin motto of the Sons of the Desert being "Duo tabulae rasae in quibus nihil scriptum est" (two minds without a single thought).
Stan and Ollie are without doubt the single greatest comedy team in motion picture history, unlikely ever to be surpassed, and I think I know why. Unlike the chemistry in all the other teams, each was funny in his own way, so that they perfectly complemented each other as counterfoils; there was never a strain or a break-up between the two in the manner of Martin & Lewis or Abbott & Costello. Neither ever upstaged the other, although Stan insisted in his later years that Ollie had been the funnier of the two.
At the height of their popularity, by the mid-1930's, Laurel (the skinny one) commanded almost twice the salary of Hardy at the Hal Roach studios, and without an ounce of resentment on Hardy's part. When the day's shooting was done, Hardy would go off to the links or the race track or to a hunting or fishing trip with one of his drinking buddies, while Laurel would stay through the night at the studio reviewing the rushes and working up new gags. So he earned quite a bit more, which was fine with "Babe" Hardy. Naturally, the brains behind the comedy team was the one who played the dumber of the two.
Stan's botched aphorism quoted above occurs in the 1930 two-reeler "Brats."
Occam's Tool| 8.28.10 @ 5:05PM
John II, wouldn't Dorothy Parker's quote "You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think" be more apropos? By the way, thanks for the correction on poseur. You also showed notable class when blasted.
John II| 8.29.10 @ 12:50AM
It would indeed, Occie--but, in imitation of my hero Stan, I was striving to be as inapropos as possible with my choice of quotes.
And you just broke the spell by forcing me to explain myself. Oh, the shame of it all.
Larry Engel| 8.27.10 @ 8:59AM
This is very funny, so why am I crying?
SpiralArchitect| 8.27.10 @ 4:16PM
Because the Truth often hurts.
Walden| 8.27.10 @ 9:06AM
Is abdication of Presidential responsibility not an impeachable offense?
Actually his abdication is probably a net positive for our country.
davelnaf| 8.27.10 @ 9:48AM
Nice parody; it reads like a political obituary. But it is dangerous to expose the Vacationer-in-Chief to such stuff lest his self-image turn even more Dorian Gray distorted and tarnished and we, the already bruised and battered recipients of his lifelong angst with this country, pay an even higher price. Obama would have it no other way. He is the antithesis of an American president. Everything he has done has thrown a wrench into the gears of the American economy. Everyone is waiting until Nero stops fiddling.
joli| 8.27.10 @ 7:01PM
Oh, LOVE the Dorian Gray reference! What a mind-picture! Except while "We the People" see all the warts and wounds and ooze, he looks in the mirror and sees only perfection!
ColoradoWest| 8.27.10 @ 10:32AM
Feel SORRY for him?!
Never...let him burn.
alphonse jones| 8.27.10 @ 10:37AM
but if the hussein has worked so intently to broaden his horizons why hasn't he convinced the country of his vast understanding
Could it be that the old analogy iof leading a horse to water perfectly describes the hussein.
You can introduce him to ideas but he is too stupid to understand.
This pathetic boob remains a stanger in a land he wants to know nothing about and is president for people he has total disdain for
SpiralArchitect| 8.27.10 @ 4:18PM
Don't loow yourself to be fooled, he is not stupid...
'We the People' that allow this to continue are stupid...
Oldefarte| 8.27.10 @ 11:37AM
I do not, nor will I ever FEEL SORRY FOR HIM/THEM. These radical extremists have been around for my entire lifetime, spreading their socialistic BULLEXCREMENT ideas/government programs [that out of necessity have to be paid for on the backs of hardworking American taxpayers]; and I and many more of us are simply SICK AND TIRE OF IT!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch v=8WO_XOOxn7c
Claudia| 8.27.10 @ 11:53AM
Oy, Poor Rob is so grievously disturbed by those mean old CAPITAL LETTERS.....not me..they are (grised, grist?, burned burnt?) for my mill..and Dear Mr Timothy L. Pennell..please don't get mad at ME, I am on YOUR side!
and Jay?
I remain yours, hopelessly in love (etcetera)
your eternal Proto Homnickian,
Claudia Monteverdi
claudia| 8.27.10 @ 11:54AM
Dear Jay,
On a serious note:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Claudia
dw| 8.27.10 @ 12:05PM
All ot this was there to be seen before he recieved one vote. If this idiot ends up as a wino spralled in an alley twenty years from now, I wouldn't feel sorry for him.
Pete| 8.27.10 @ 12:44PM
He has paid off enough people and stoked the race victimhood industry enough that he will be wildly rich the rest of his life without having to lift a finger. That's without mentioning his book(s) that will come out when he is out of office that will amount to, "The World wasn't ready for how awesome I am."
dw| 8.27.10 @ 1:24PM
You are right about the wealth he gained through capitalistic ventures. But in keeping with the "do as I say not as I do" socialist hypocrisy he will not share his wealth with the pedestrian masses. It would seem to me that the idea of being a multi-millionaire who has made his money on the backs of the proletariate would be a psychologically untenable position and intellectually dishonest.
What a naive fool I am.
Cuffs| 8.27.10 @ 12:18PM
Obama is not stupid, he is street-wise.
He has accomplished more destructive
cnanges than any other pres since Johnson.
Always remember--what looks like failure is
actually success.
Claudia Monteverdi| 8.27.10 @ 12:56PM
Hey DW--wine soaked alley 20 yeqars from now--more like a whine soaked cappucino laced lavender boudoir with Chris Matthews fanning him with ostrich plumes..and quite soon quite soon---still, that alley was good enough for Modigliani, Baudelaire and Edgar A Poe--and those three actually DID great things!
ps--I am looking for a role for Mr Barney Frank in the above spectacular..anybody have any thoughts?
Claudia
dw| 8.27.10 @ 1:36PM
Frank would be sucking on something.
You, Claudia's| 8.27.10 @ 1:47PM
Oh Claudia! I hope for Jay's wife's sake that you haven't Claud your way into his heart like some cat burglar.
To be Frank, Barney would be singing, "I love you, You love me..." But he also would have to take the ostrich plume from CM when a thrill runs up Chris' leg that makes him pause.
p. s. Can you write in a character named Zaza for him, or would that be too big of a drag?
The difference between Barney Frank & an ostrich? One is an awkward faigele with his head in the sand who can't get off the ground, the other is a bird.
cowpattie| 8.28.10 @ 10:43PM
I believe Barney Frank already has a second job: He's actually Elena Kagan. Have you yet witnessed the two of them side-by-side?
Anthony| 8.27.10 @ 1:06PM
Will 53% of Americans now confess to having a massive hang over over this absolute disaster of a president and his imperial wife Michelle Antoinette?
Can these people really be this CLUELESS AND OUT OF TOUCH???
Hello MSM time to wake the hell up and stop butt kissing this disgrace.
Izzzmeister| 8.27.10 @ 1:09PM
This Greek tragedic humor has me bent over... laughing, I think!
Was hoping to get the globe warmed over in Part II: Hockey Stick Checked Into the Boards, but I guess the Pox Populi made the Jay tweet us to a different song. Cheep, cheep (Mike's Nature) trick! Fiddlesticks, I say!
I was waiting for the final line: "He passed a lame Health Care Bill with the Republicans shut out, not to broaden his horizons and see all sides of this great country, but because he believed in that stuff."
Ed| 8.27.10 @ 1:29PM
Our El Presidente is The Great and Powerful Oz, and Toto has just pulled back the curtain...
Break out the self-powered hot air balloon!
Mojo Risin| 8.27.10 @ 4:32PM
"Why can't I just eat my waffle?" Yep, he's done it before and I bet he could be made to cry if he's pushed hard enough...
Redstateboy| 8.27.10 @ 4:37PM
what truly mystifies me.. Black unemployment Nationally is 15.6%, for Blacks 18-24 it is: 40%, the Democrat Party was/is the Party of Slavery and the KKK yet Blacks in America are really the only group the Messiah has left supporting him and still 80% of them vote for the Slave Party. Wuzupwitdat?
LiveFreeOrDie| 8.27.10 @ 5:00PM
Agreed, except it's even worse than 80%. His approval rating has averaged over 90% since taking office. Racism anyone?
http://www.gallup.com/poll/141.....obama.aspx
Michele San Pietro| 8.27.10 @ 5:35PM
Unfortunately, Obama's sorry show must go on. Not over 2012, it is to be hoped.
Claudia| 8.28.10 @ 12:29AM
Dear Mr Jerkins--I agree entirely with yoiur every remark. On the other hand shrimp and lobster and hamburgers and ice cream all accompanied by spaghetti is my diet..The obamas? "..... They cannot live as they espouse......." Aha, that's it By God I've got it! What's sauce for the shrimp is tsurris for the espouse.
Claudia Monteverdi
Louis Jenkins| 8.27.10 @ 5:38PM
Ever noticed that Obama eats shrimp, and probably eats lobster, hamburgers, and other high in cholesteral products? Meanwhile Michelle says we got to eat better. That the children are getting fat, lazy, and sloven. Why, her kids, and her, even eat ice cream. What gives? As usual its do as I say, not as I do. That's one of the problems with the Obamas. They cannot live as they espouse.
Michele San Pietro| 8.27.10 @ 5:51PM
Michelle Obama should cut it out with her hypocritical moralism.
Constance| 8.27.10 @ 9:42PM
We can bear only so much whining; control the loser and go on with our lives. The new breed of courageous Republicans, Independents and Tea Party candidates bode well for a rising forward movement. Go for it; take out the trash in Nov. and keep on going building a better America without the dead weight of cynicism.
Free fall| 8.28.10 @ 2:47AM
Grzmlyk - Re writing, this was Mark Twain's rejoinder when an admirer said it must be an nice, making a living by writing whatever occurred to you.
Twain (Clemens) said "The writin' part is easy, it's the occurrin' that's hard."
Maybe "occurrin'" makes the forehead bleed.
goatlocker| 8.28.10 @ 9:34AM
The tagline for this era of U.S. history will be: "Obama dribbled while America burned."
Typicalwhitewoman| 8.28.10 @ 8:22PM
It was difficult to read, Tim. FIFU
It was worth the read. Thanks.
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Why can't you people see the obvious?
"And I saw the beast rise from the sea. And he was given a 'mouth' to speak haughty and blasphemous words. And he was allowed to exercise authority for forty-two months." Revelations 13-5.
He doesn't care. He's 'not hear to destroy the Prophets, but to fulfill them'.
He is destroying our economy. He has destroyed our way of life. NASA is in a shambles. He's cutting $100 billion from our Armed Forces, at a time when the bad guys are building theirs' up. He's put a hold on our missile defence systems. He's put totally unworkable restrictions on our troops in the field. He's trying to cripple the only nation on earth, that is standing up for freedom, and against all of the evil and cruelty in this world, that seeks to dominate all people. Who would do that?
He claims he's a Christian, yet everything he does screams that he is Muslim. His 1st interview was with Al Arabia. His 1st foreign visit was to Egypt and Turkey. He's using tax dollars to rebuild and refurbish mosques in the Middle East. He's got the ground zero mosque Imam, on a U.S. jet, flying around the Middle East, at taxpayer expense, raising money from Iran and Saudi Arabia and Yemen, for his victory 'Cordoba' mosque atop the ashes of 3,000 dead Americans, murdered in cold blood by Muslims. He refused to speak at Georgetown University unless all references to Christ were removed from the room. He blew off the National Prayer Breakfast, but had plenty of time for the Ramadan supper.
He's had all of his pertinent documents sealed in a vault in Hawaii. Birth certificate, medical records, college entrance paperwork, college scholarship paperwork, (Why would anyone seal those two documents. Do they state place of birth and religion?) His college thesis.
This guy is the wolf in the hen house. The great liar, and deciever. The destroyer of worlds. And this is all coming to pass right before our eyes.
I've given you the truth. What you do with it is your business.
russel| 8.29.10 @ 2:07PM
Don't you reckon it's time we stop poking this pig ? . He's done us a favor , he's shown the real war machine that has lay hidden -- congress and their allies . They're out in full view in full color now .
Free fall| 8.29.10 @ 12:24AM
It's funnier the way Dorothy Parker, actually said it.
Asked to use the word "horticulture" in a sentence, she said, "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."
John II| 8.29.10 @ 12:54AM
Zing!
CarolinaK12R| 8.29.10 @ 1:40PM
Perhaps Obama's single greatest problem is that he views everything through the prism of "social justice." Every legislative program he advocates is twisted at its core to match the distortions imposed by that prism. Stimulus, health care, cap-and-tax, financial reform, all are/were built to advance social justice notions, as much as they were designed to address their ostensible goals.
froglegs| 8.29.10 @ 8:10PM
If we had the internet in 1936 we might have had our second revolution then and saved us from social security. The fireside chats saved FDR's fatty acid. There was no other voice. Looks to me like a 1789 French revolution moment is upon us. What will be the spark?
Mad Hatter| 9.2.10 @ 6:32PM
Groucho: Do you have frog's legs?
Waitress: Yes, I do!
Groucho: (looking down) Can I see them?
The spark, El Froggo? Michelle Antoinette Obama saying, "Let them stop eating cake!"
CantGetRight| 8.29.10 @ 8:35PM
No wonder republicans have no clue what's going on, you sit around bashing the president just like your representative who haven't done a thing to help this country for almost two years. You want miracles that make no sense in the real world. How can you balance a budget while cutting taxes to all time lows and have two wars going on at the same time? Your policies of deregulation and cut taxes without paying for them have put this country in debt and you still haven't face the reality that your party is old and stale. It's like playing football with just a leather helmet.
Yankee228| 8.29.10 @ 8:39PM
I didn't vote for President Obama - because I took the TIME to check his various claims to fame and speeches attempting to be black enough.
A person may declare themselves to be a Christian or a reincarnation of Napoleon - so what. Words are cheap, written by staff writers. Yes Obama has a 27 yr old (an staff) speech writer who came up with those catchy phrases 'Hope - Change - Yes We Can ' blah blah.
Sorry Charlie but the Savior of PEACE does not champion war/ drones killing many innocents - cluster bombs/ phosphorous bombs (eats into bone). He does not EAT SHRIMP while multitudes in Super Power USA live in tent cities from Seattle to Florida to hello Hawaii.
He doesn't play (obsessed) 200 hrs (just in the few months of Deepwater disaster) of golf and a total of 3 1/2 hrs with ruined lives (Gulf). He doesn't cancel Voucher program (first weeks in office) for 2,100 minority students in D.C. that were thrilled that they could attend a place like Sidwell etc - just like the RICH kids.
He doesn't FIRE hundreds of (media didn't cover - Google Black teachers fired in Chicago) of black teachers and replace them with change agents (white) right out of school for the new CHARTER school scam going on across the nation ( ta dah - eliminates unions - tenure - job security - plus low pay). He doesn't go to Martha's Vineyard when millions are still out of work ( 99 weekers) with NO jobs on the horizon ( i.e. Just last week it was announced USAID was paying foreigners - 3000 of them for IT jobs!). He doesn't sign (not read) a health reform (lie) bill written by lobbyists/ CEOs of insurance (met secretly at White House last summer) big pharma - hospitals etc. He doesn't LIE about his votes (4) against medical care for vulnerable - helpless babies (left to die in utility rooms - gasping for breath/ even those who believe in abortion are sickened) born alive during induced abortions/ The Federal Gov vote unanimously to give care/ HE was the sole State Senator trying to derail this! He doesn't LIE about feeling frustrated etc, WATCHING his mother struggle with insurance papers.
Especially since HE never visited her once - in the YEAR ( '94-95) she was dying from ovarian cancer, after returning from Indonesia, where she was a PhD for USAID- Ford Foundation - consultant to Pakistan/ Indonesian banks and had the BEST insurance being admitted to the TOP cancer hospital - then the best hospice in Hawaii.
This only son was too busy running for state senate - helping Farrakhan with his march and doing book tours.
He lied about knowing Bill Ayers ( "I saw him around) when Ayers appointed him to one of his boards (10 yrs) and had him write a blurb for one of his 'books'.
Ayers a Professor in English - great writer. Funny how the analogies of sea faring (Ayers was once a merchant marine) were the exact same writing in Obama's Dream book/ plus the beautiful prose in parts has no connection to the language that Barack uses when he ad libs (without teleprompter). I didn't vote for Bush but even he had the decency to NOT play golf with us having tens of thousands (some on 6th -7th tour) at WAR !
END - the handling of the Gulf disaster is unconscionable giving ALL control over to BP (who knows what the real story is?) with rent a cops keeping reporters far from the scene - BP hiding all the dead animals - and dumping Corexit (toxic - outlawed in other countries) all over the Gulf - to HIDE the OIL - poisoning the nesting areas - oyster/ shrimp bed for WHO knows how long. EPA useless - advised NOT to use - BP lalala just ignored and are STILL spraying at night! Plus check out his cabinet / those in positions of power. Larry Summers ( economic adviser) my God who would have him on their team when HE was part of those who brought us this financial meltdown as Sec of Treasury - REPEAL of Glass Stegall which the Republicans had been fighting for years (banking friends) to REPEAL - Gramm - Clinton - Rubin - Summers gave them what they wanted and still people are clueless that there is NOT a dime's worth of difference (both serve corporate masters) between the two parties. Summers also advised that WE dump toxic waste in Africa because after all they'd be dead before it (life expectancy) harmed them.
Larry ,President of Harvard - thought women too dumb for math and science. Rahm Emanuel (his Dr. brother on health team at White House) is known (he brags about it) as the most VULGAR man in D.C.
Russell| 8.30.10 @ 12:51AM
Homick deserves to be dragged through the poison ivy by the secret service for pretending to write from an island beginning with something funny sounding like Mar, which rhymes with Har, which college Obama never attended- Columbia gets the blame, the present object of our blackest shame being Weekly Standard arch-nerd and noted Democratic student politician turned republican vice-presidential Chief of Staff Billy Kristol.
Joanna| 6.6.11 @ 5:08AM
All the secret service are in on it for sure!
UTI Treatment