By Ben Stein on 12.14.09 @ 6:09AM
Thanking those about to deploy to Afghanistan.
Thursday
A dreary, cold day in Southern California. My pal Lisa Agustsson
and I drove down the 405 Freeway to the 5, immense ten lane
highways most of the way, to Camp Pendleton, the major Marine
Corps base on the West Coast. I had been invited to appear and
meet and greet Marines attached to a rocket artillery battalion
about to deploy to Afghanistan.
We went through the guard gate, were met by a man in a huge
truck, and escorted many miles inside the base to a large
hangar-like structure gaily hung with balloons and a cheery Santa
Claus and many young men with mostly short hair, including some
who were having a rock-climbing competition as we pulled up.
The men were muscular and fit looking with no exceptions -- lean,
intense, alert. Most were in civilian clothes, even T-shirts with
rock group characters on them. There were pretty young wives,
many with small children, many pregnant. I was greeted by several
women from the huge Saddleback Church. They were the organizers
of the event and they had invited my appearance. They could not
have been more enthusiastic.
Glad-hander that I am, I started immediately greeting as many men
and women as wanted to greet me, which was pretty much all of
them. I posed for pictures with them, asked them where they were
from, told them of various connections I have or my wife has with
their part of the world.
They were from small towns in Missouri, small towns in Wisconsin,
small towns in Colorado, small towns in New Mexico, in
Mississippi. There were also many from East L.A., happy to get
away from the gangs, many from parts of New York City, even one
young officer from Spring Valley, an extremely upscale part of
Washington, D.C. ("The Marine Corps attracts all kinds of
people," he said happily.)
They had the kinds of faces you used to see in Jimmy Stewart
movies, all-American faces, white, brown, black, Asian, but all
smiling, all eager to do something for their country. They did
not have the kind of conniving, weasel-like faces I usually see
around me in Beverly Hills. They looked like straight shooters,
in a word. I guess they are, since every Marine is a rifleman.
I asked each of them if he would be deploying for Afghanistan
soon. With only one or two exceptions, they all said they would,
and usually said it as in, "I hope so, sir." They said it like
they meant it.
Several of them explained to me the rockets they would be firing.
These were little devils that could go about fifty miles and hit
a target without ten feet with a large explosive charge. They use
satellites and drones and computers and I am glad it’s our side
that has them and not the Taliban.
After about an hour, I went inside the hangar or whatever it was.
Hundreds more Marines and their wives or girlfriends greeted me
and told me how eager they were to be deployed -- although the
wives looked a bit less eager than the husbands. (Later that
night Lisa told me that a wife told her she could not sleep at
night worrying about her husband.)
I gave a short little speech about how they were where the rubber
meets the road in saving freedom and dignity. It may be agony for
Mr. Obama to decide what to do in Afghanistan, but it is these
men and their families whose lives are on the line. I told them
that we back at home sitting in chairs with our fat asses could
not survive without them and that we thanked them, asked God’s
blessing for them, prayed for them.
I talked to still more people, ate some turkey that a local
church had prepared for this large group, and then, thoroughly
chilled, went off into the night back to Los Angeles.
We had a driver so I slept most of the way back. But when I
awakened near Long Beach, I saw immense waves of cars and their
lights rushing towards me like a scene in a movie of a spaceship
rocketing towards a cluster of stars. There were thousands of
cars, tens of thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands. And in the
rest of the nation, hundreds of millions more.
A whole nation. Three hundred million plus souls. All rushing
around making a living, taking their kids to soccer games, buying
groceries, getting and spending.
And in this little corner of Camp Pendleton were the men and
women who make it all possible, about to go fight in a horrible
place called Afghanistan. Not one of the men or women I spoke to
tonight ever mentioned the stock market or real estate or the
dollar or commodities or a stimulus package. Not one of them
complained to me about anything. It was probably the longest time
I have ever been in a crowd where not one person mentioned money.
Maybe it’s because they know that what they do is beyond price.
Back to sleep and then I awakened as we got close to home.
I passed many Christmas decorations as we got off the 405 and
headed east on Santa Monica Boulevard. The thought came to my old
head that I had just seen the best Christmas group I have ever
seen: men and women who so love their fellow man that they are
cheerfully and eagerly going off to risk their lives to save
total strangers. These really are the peacemakers. These really
are the blessed of the earth, the gifts from God. If we have any
decency at all, these men and their families take our gratitude
and our prayers with them with every step they take. Merry
Christmas, Camp Pendleton, and all who serve to save.