TAMPA — In a story with perhaps more charm than truth, the Roman
emperor Caligula in about 40 A.D. was said to have gotten his
horse, Incitatus, appointed to the Roman Senate. Pretty dodgy
political move. But then Caligula was clinically insane.
Liberal Republican Florida governor Charlie Crist isn’t insane.
Insanely ambitious, perhaps. And he didn’t appoint his horse to
the U.S. Senate last Friday. Just his horse-holder, George
LeMieux.
The forty-year-old LeMieux, now a Ft. Lauderdale attorney, has
never held elected office. In his only election bid he ran for a
seat in the Florida Legislature in 1998 and lost. Now he’ll serve
out the 16 months left of the U.S. Senate term of Republican Mel
Martinez, who resigned August 7. LeMieux has pledged not to seek
the seat in 2010, paving the way for his former boss and
benefactor, Crist, who is running for the seat.
The appointment doesn’t come close to passing the smell test, and
is getting the raspberry it deserves across Florida from the
media and from political types for being the grossest sort of
political cronyism. During a protracted, tax-paid charade, Crist
crisscrossed the state interviewing a host of Floridians with far
better résumés than LeMieux’s before announcing Friday he would
send his former campaign manager, chief of staff, confidant, and
best friend to Washington. He didn’t say it in his announcement,
but in honesty he should have added, “to keep the seat warm for
me.”
LeMieux and Crist are joined at the hip (politically speaking).
When Crist was elected Florida Attorney General in 2002, he
appointed LeMieux his deputy. LeMieux managed Crist’s successful
campaign for the governorship in 2006, earning the sobriquet
“maestro” for orchestrating a W for Charlie. He then served as
Crist’s chief of staff for Crist’s first year-plus as governor.
LeMieux has since moved on to a high-powered law firm in Ft.
Lauderdale, but he and Crist have remained close. Florida
Republican political consultant Chris Ingram said the two men are
as close to being brothers as they could be without sharing the
same DNA. A St. Petersburg Times columnist referred to
LeMieux as the keeper of Crist’s to-do list. And they’re more
than just friends: the Miami Herald reports that Crist’s
campaign records reveal that LeMieux’s law firm and its clients
have ponied up almost $150,000 for Crist’s campaign war-chest.
I hold no brief for any of the other possible appointments. But
Crist, taking a page from the Harriet Miers playbook, chose his
faithful factotum over three well-regarded former U.S. House
members; a former Florida governor and drug czar under George I;
a former university president; a highly regarded, long-time
conservative member of the Florida Senate; and a former U.S.
Attorney. It wasn’t like Charlie had to call someone up from AA
ball because Florida’s bench was weak.
Floridians could have had an experienced and accomplished
politician they were both familiar and comfortable with. Instead,
Edgar Bergen chose Charlie McCarthy. Apparently after all those
promises to choose the best person for Florida, the only real
standard was loyalty to Charlie and his political career.
Floridians have every reason to ask whether LeMieux will be
representing them in Washington or representing Charlie Crist.
(“Chair recognizes the gentleman from Charlie.”)
Crist was blasted right away for his choice both by Democrats and
by conservative former Florida Speaker of the House Marco Rubio,
who’s running against Crist for the Republican nomination for the
Senate seat. Florida editorial writers viewed the sorry business
with alarm.
State Democratic Party Chairwoman Karen Thurman said LeMieux’s
“only qualification is being Charlie Crist’s crony.” Rubio was
humming the same tune, saying, “George LeMieux is a talented
political operative and the governor’s best friend, but that
doesn’t make him the right choice to represent Florida.”
Ad hominem stuff aside, what kind of a senator is LeMieux likely
to be? Hard to tell, as so few Floridians know anything about
him. Locals are asking, LeWho? Those who don’t complain of
Crist’s pick say LeMieux is a capable guy and will vote
consistently with Charlie Crist’s political philosophy. The only
problem with this is that no one can say with any assurance what
Charlie Crist’s political philosophy is beyond keeping himself in
office.
Crist likes to occasionally brag about holding the line on taxes
in Florida. But at the same time he’s supported President Obama’s
$787 billion “stimulus” orgy, going so far as to appear on stage
with Obama in Florida while Obama was whooping the stimulus up.
He’s called for a state carbon cap and trade program to save
Florida from global warming, which he’s called “one of the most
important issues that we will face this century.” He’s asked the
Florida Legislature to oblige Florida utilities to produce 20
percent of their power with boutique, “renewable” fuels that
exist in only small amounts and cost a packet. He’s asked that
expensive California auto fuel standards be imposed on Florida.
Florida media like to refer to Crist as a moderate. But if
support for the elephantine government programs described above
doesn’t make a guy a liberal, what on earth does?
All these needless enviro-phantasms, if enacted, would cost
Floridians a large multiple of any amount they may have been
saving from Charlie holding the line on taxes, which Florida’s
conservative legislature is doing anyway without any help from
Charlie. So it’s difficult for conservatives to take any comfort
when LeMieux says he will pursue “Charlie Crist-type Solutions”
in Washington. (For Charlie, Charlie Crist is the
solution — it’s just one of the things he has in common with
Obama.) LeMieux has said he’s concerned about the federal
deficit, but supporting cap and trade is about the best way to
super-size a deficit already on steroids.
So we don’t know what this guy will be like in Washington, though
there’s reason for dreadful surmise. The only upside to this
pathetic peccadillo is that this ham-handed, transparently
self-interested appointment may well hurt Crist’s chances of
winning the Republican nomination and becoming the U.S. Senate’s
newest RINO.
When Martinez resigned, Crist promised that he would not appoint
himself to the open seat. Crist kept that promise. But just
barely.
